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Title: Reagan Mauia arrested
Post by: doctord56 on April 11, 2008, 06:21:22 pm
The dolphin fullback got himself into trouble, according to the AP. It doesn't look pretty.

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sports/football/pro/dolphins/sns-ap-fbn-dolphins-arrest,0,3164582.story



WESTON, Fla. - Miami Dolphins fullback Reagan Mauia was charged with punching another man in the face and knocking him unconscious in a restaurant parking lot early Friday.

The victim, Michael Gianatassio, was treated at a hospital and released. Mauia was charged with battery and released on $1,000 bond, the Broward County Sheriff's Office said.

According to witnesses, Gianatassio and his girlfriend were walking by when Mauia asked Gianatassio what he was looking at. Gianatassio replied he wasn't looking at anyone, then was punched by the 270-pound Mauia, the sheriff's office said.

Mauia fled, but a witness took a photo of his vehicle, which allowed the sheriff's office to track him down. A witness identified him as the person who punched Gianatassio, the sheriff's office said. After being booked at the county jail, Mauia was released.

A sixth-round draft choice, Mauia started nine games for the Dolphins as a rookie last year.

"We are aware of the situation regarding Reagan earlier today," coach Tony Sparano said in a statement. "We will withhold any further comment because we are in the process of gathering more inform


Title: Re: Reagan Mauia arrested
Post by: bsmooth on April 11, 2008, 06:28:07 pm
What fucking moron.


Title: Re: Reagan Mauia arrested
Post by: Dave Gray on April 11, 2008, 06:49:47 pm
Douche.


Title: Re: Reagan Mauia arrested
Post by: YoFuggedaboutit on April 11, 2008, 06:52:52 pm
Surprised he didn't throw the guy through a wall and then stand over him and yell, "I'm the juggernaut, bitch!!!!!"


This is why we signed Boomer Grigsby.


Title: Re: Reagan Mauia arrested
Post by: StL FinFan on April 11, 2008, 07:08:45 pm
I echo the sentiments of bsmooth and Dave.  And may I add, fucking idiot?


Title: Re: Reagan Mauia arrested
Post by: DolFan619 on April 11, 2008, 08:04:43 pm
  What a dumbass. 


Title: Re: Reagan Mauia arrested
Post by: Guru-In-Vegas on April 11, 2008, 08:15:15 pm
Douche was taken.  So I'm going with Asshat/ Asshole/ and any other variation of Ass there is...

I can't believe adults still act like this.


Title: Re: Reagan Mauia arrested
Post by: Defense54 on April 11, 2008, 08:36:45 pm
Douche was taken.  So I'm going with Asshat/ Asshole/ and any other variation of Ass there is...

I can't believe adults still act like this.


**CAUTION**  Lameass statement ahead:



I heard they Just like to arrest more Pacific Islanders then whites................




 ::) :P













 



Title: Re: Reagan Mauia arrested
Post by: YoFuggedaboutit on April 11, 2008, 09:58:12 pm
**CAUTION**  Lameass statement ahead:

I heard they Just like to arrest more Pacific Islanders then whites..............

Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton are on vacation at a Rocky Mountain Cabin.  They walk outside at night to see a star shooting across the sky.  Al Sharpton says, "Oh shooting star, I wish for a complete end to all racial strife and bigotry!" 

POOF!!!!  Both men disappeared.


Title: Re: Reagan Mauia arrested
Post by: run_to_win on April 11, 2008, 11:34:56 pm
Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton are on vacation at a Rocky Mountain Cabin.  They walk outside at night to see a star shooting across the sky.  Al Sharpton says, "Oh shooting star, I wish for a complete end to all racial strife and bigotry!" 

POOF!!!!  Both men disappeared.
(link (http://www.thedolphinsmakemecry.com/forums/index.php/topic,10334.msg106122.html#msg106122))


Title: Re: Reagan Mauia arrested
Post by: YoFuggedaboutit on April 12, 2008, 12:50:52 am
(link (http://www.thedolphinsmakemecry.com/forums/index.php/topic,10334.msg106122.html#msg106122))

That comic is exactly where I got that joke from.  It's simply putting the comic strip in word form.  I've been telling it to all my co-workers.   ;)


Title: Re: Reagan Mauia arrested
Post by: ethurst2 on April 12, 2008, 01:38:14 am
I don't understand these guys. They taint the good citizens of the team.

Wouldn't you like to see this? A football player asks a guy what is he looking at and tries to attack a guy and the guy takes out a can of Bruce Lee whup ass and just mauls him with several karate chops and kicks?

I'd love to see that!

This guy needs to grow up!


Title: Re: Reagan Mauia arrested
Post by: run_to_win on April 12, 2008, 02:57:13 am
That comic is exactly where I got that joke from.  It's simply putting the comic strip in word form.  I've been telling it to all my co-workers.   ;)
I didn't link to a comic.  I linked to a post by Sunstroke.   ;)


Title: Re: Reagan Mauia arrested
Post by: JoblessJayFiedler on April 12, 2008, 03:06:04 am

**CAUTION**  Lameass statement ahead:



I heard they Just like to arrest more Pacific Islanders then whites................




 ::) :P













 



Even more lame considering I'm a Pacific Islander as well  ;D


Title: Re: Reagan Mauia arrested
Post by: run_to_win on April 12, 2008, 03:16:49 am
Even more lame considering I'm a Pacific Islander as well  ;D

Don't make a crack about him being JOBLESSJayFiedler.  Don't say it.  Just bite your lip and walk away....


Title: Re: Reagan Mauia arrested
Post by: YoFuggedaboutit on April 12, 2008, 04:10:32 pm
I didn't link to a comic.  I linked to a post by Sunstroke.   ;)

Yeah, but the comic was in the thread.  Are you and I the only ones who don't think that comic/joke is lame?   ;)


Title: Re: Reagan Mauia arrested
Post by: Guru-In-Vegas on April 12, 2008, 04:44:46 pm
^ yep...2 peas in a pod  :D


Title: Re: Reagan Mauia arrested
Post by: run_to_win on April 12, 2008, 07:07:33 pm
^ yep...2 peas in a pod  :D
Said the duece floatin' in the bowl.  ;)


Title: Re: Reagan Mauia arrested
Post by: Philly Fin Fan on April 12, 2008, 11:06:14 pm
Lets keep it civil please.


Title: Re: Reagan Mauia arrested
Post by: YoFuggedaboutit on April 12, 2008, 11:38:45 pm
Said the duece floatin' in the bowl.  ;)

Yep. Your ass needs to get flushed down the drain.   ;D


Title: Re: Reagan Mauia arrested
Post by: Guru-In-Vegas on April 13, 2008, 01:08:58 am
Said the duece floatin' in the bowl.  ;)
Yep. Your ass needs to get flushed down the drain.   ;D

nuff said


Title: Re: Reagan Mauia arrested
Post by: run_to_win on April 13, 2008, 01:12:22 am
Yep. Your ass needs to get flushed down the drain.   ;D
(link (http://www.thedolphinsmakemecry.com/forums/index.php/topic,10334.msg106122.html#msg106122))

(http://209.85.62.23/55/133/emo/xyxwave.gif)


Title: Re: Reagan Mauia arrested
Post by: Spider-Dan on April 13, 2008, 06:04:35 pm
Call me crazy, but somehow, I think there may be more to the story than we've heard.

"I was just sitting quietly reading my copy of Highlights magazine, and suddenly this guy yells, 'What are you looking at, punk!'  I said, 'Nothing, good sir,' and he immediately jumped up and bodyslammed me!  It happened exactly like that!"