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I had the best haircut today. In and out in 10 minutes, no talking, no bullshitting, no asking me about my day or if I'm off today - just "What you would like?", and then 10 minutes of cutting hair, giving the woman $20, and leaving. 

Perfect. I don't have to be asked about Hair Care products or what I do for a living - just shut your mouth, cut my hair, shave my neck, and we're done.

Nice.

I have a pretty good relationship with my barber at this point, and I enjoy the bullshitting that comes with it. 

I almost never just get my hair cut- usually some highlighting/coloring is also taking place. And considering my hair is really long- down to the small of my back- my salon visits last about 3 hours...no talking would make that a very boring 3 hours.

I get haircuts like that all the time..... the only difference is my haircuts are self-administered.

I cut my own hair.  I do a lot better job than most barbers and get asked all the time where do I go. 

The bullshit chit-chat was part of the reason I bought a set of clippers and haven't paid for a haircut in 4 years.

I Had this HOT chick I went to. Nice shot of the Clevage when shampooing. Then the Occasion Brush of Camel Toe on my Fingers on the seat Handle when she stretched(She was only 4'11"). (DD's  :o ) I was very sad when she moved on.  Now I prefer them quite like you.........Just shadup and get it done.

I haven't had a haircut in about 1o months. I do prefer some conversation though. It may be because I typically would go to a pretty woman.

My hair dresser is very pretty and nice, I enjoy talking to her.

I'm guessing it's your wife/GF.

Not all at.  She's a sweet younger girl.

Well, MY hair dresser is very pretty and nice, and I enjoy talking to her (most of the time). Yet, I can't stand it when I go to a salon and the hair dresser keeps trying to engage me in conversation.

;)

An old joke comes to mind.  To paraphrase... "That's not a sweet younger girl!  That's my wife!"

I'm on the fence on this issue,because I go to the beauty school...sometimes It makes me nervous,when they start talking to me,because they're already slow,a nd being real careful...A few times I've gotten nervous because they seemd to have that confused look on thier face,I don't want to distarct them...

The Biggest problem I have is when they start asking me 20 questions about my hair,Do you want this thinned and layerd,then tapered,over the ears,Shorter,parted to the left,or the right,over the ear,sideburn off,or on,gelled.......No I don't want a clipper cut thank you....

If you guys don't like conversations during haircuts, what in the world do you do for Brazillian waxes?

Now I have to wipe spray off my moniter from laughing at Maine's comment.

When I get my quarterly brazilian (a smooth 'Stroke is a happy 'Stroke), I pay extra to have the salon person sing Cyndi Lauper tunes the whole time.

"If you're lost,  - riiiiip
you can look  - riiiiip
and you will find me  - riiiiip, riiiiiip
time after time   -  RIIIIIP"

My waxer doesn't talk, really. She's nice at first, then she starts bringing the pain!

Well not anymore. Today I donated my hair to Locks of Love. Goodbye 12 inches of my hair  :'( And yes I really did cry.

^^^

Good for you! I did that a few years back. It felt like I'd just finished a marathon.

Awesome!  Someone out there is going to appreciate that very much!  I am currently growing mine again to donate, but it's not quite long enough.

I think you should post before and after pics.  Most people I know who have done this end up looking better after their hair is all chopped off.  There's pics of Philly with a chrome-dome around here somewhere...

I'll try and take a picture this weekend...I just hope I have a good picture of my old hair