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Title: It's the Know Your Norv Game!!!!!!
Post by: YoFuggedaboutit on October 05, 2008, 04:53:44 pm
I laughed so hard that I was crying when I saw Sunstroke post this thread last year after San Diego blew a game they easily had in the bag.  Unfortunately, that thread is now in post heaven due to the site crash.  Today would be a perfect time to bring up a duplicate. 

You've just scored to pull within a TD and have driven to the Dolphins 1 yard line.  It's 4th and goal now.  Do you:

A)  Kick a field goal pulling knowing your QB is leading the team decently enough to get the winning TD with over a full quarter left to play. 

B)  Pitch it out to Sproles who will dart through one or two guys and score the tying TD.

C)  Throw a fade to Vincent Jackson or Chris Chambers knowing the Dolphins have stacked the line and either one of them will be locked in single coverage.

D)  Hand off to LT knowing the Dolphins have stacked the line and have shut him down the entire game. 



If your answer is any of the first three, you are a halfway decent NFL coach.  If your answer is D, then congratulations!!!!  You win the Norv Turner Bonehead Play of the Week. 


Title: Re: It's the Know Your Norv Game!!!!!!
Post by: Frimp on October 05, 2008, 05:02:30 pm
Good memory...If I remember correctly, Sunstroke's thread scenario was pretty much identical to this, wasn't it? Or was that for the win? I don't remember.


Title: Re: It's the Know Your Norv Game!!!!!!
Post by: YoFuggedaboutit on October 05, 2008, 05:05:51 pm
Good memory...If I remember correctly, Sunstroke's thread scenario was pretty much identical to this, wasn't it? Or was that for the win? I don't remember.

It was for a game they lost. 


Title: Re: It's the Know Your Norv Game!!!!!!
Post by: dolphins4life on October 05, 2008, 05:12:45 pm
Hey that was a good one.

Here's round two.

You've got the ball at your 3 yard line with 2:40 left in the last game of the season. You're up three and you have the NFL's leading rusher in your backfield.  You need a victory to win the division

Do you:

A) Pass with a shaky QB

B) Run with your leading rusher.

If you answered B, congratulations, you are still a halfway decent coach.

If you answered A, then sorry, but you are Norv Turner after all