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Title: What I would like to do to Megan Fox............
Post by: Defense54 on October 15, 2008, 02:54:25 pm
Just wanted to se if this will turn into a political shit storm................. ::)

If Megan ate at a Mexican resturant, and she jogged 10 miles in 90* heat, and she developed a bad case of sneezing and the runs.............I'd still go around the world on her.


Title: Re: What I would like to do to Megan Fox............
Post by: Dave Gray on October 15, 2008, 02:56:04 pm
Vote Quimby!


Title: Re: What I would like to do to Megan Fox............
Post by: YoFuggedaboutit on October 15, 2008, 03:33:13 pm
^^^^^

LMFAO!!!!  When all else fails, try The Simpsons.


Title: Re: What I would like to do to Megan Fox............
Post by: MyGodWearsAHoodie on October 15, 2008, 06:26:17 pm
Anybody know who Megan Fox is voting for? ;D


Title: Re: What I would like to do to Megan Fox............
Post by: Sunstroke on October 15, 2008, 06:34:11 pm

Regarding Megan Fox... I would crawl on my belly through 27 miles of broken glass and barbed wire just for a 5% chance of getting to masturbate in her cousin's shadow.

(http://they.misled.us/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/megan_fox.jpg)
"Crawl to me, Sunstroke..."



Title: Re: What I would like to do to Megan Fox............
Post by: Defense54 on October 15, 2008, 08:15:54 pm
I'd blow her boyfriend to see what she tasted like.........(maybe not) ::)

interesting..............No political shit storm yet........... ::)


Title: Re: What I would like to do to Megan Fox............
Post by: Defense54 on October 15, 2008, 08:18:19 pm
Anybody know who Megan Fox is voting for? ;D

Nice Try.........I hear while Obama can get a date with Scarlett Johansson , Megan is all about John McCain. :-*


Title: Re: What I would like to do to Megan Fox............
Post by: run_to_win on October 15, 2008, 11:11:49 pm
Okay, I'll bite?  Who the heck is Megan Fox?  Damn ... first Nancy Grace and now Megan Fox?  Do I need to hire someone to watch pop culture and keep me informed? 


Title: Re: What I would like to do to Megan Fox............
Post by: Tenshot13 on October 15, 2008, 11:56:45 pm
Ok, I'll join the crude, construction worker talk....

"That girl's so fine I'd eat the corn out of her shit."


Title: Re: What I would like to do to Megan Fox............
Post by: stinkfish on October 16, 2008, 12:11:00 am
Ok, I'll join the crude, construction worker talk....

"That girl's so fine I'd eat the corn out of her shit."
I'm sorry that I read that. I may never be the same. She is hot, though


Title: Re: What I would like to do to Megan Fox............
Post by: Spider-Dan on October 16, 2008, 01:40:54 am
She doesn't do it for me.  Too skinny, no body.  Sorry.



Title: Re: What I would like to do to Megan Fox............
Post by: bsmooth on October 16, 2008, 02:17:12 am
Okay, I'll bite?  Who the heck is Megan Fox?  Damn ... first Nancy Grace and now Megan Fox?  Do I need to hire someone to watch pop culture and keep me informed? 

You have not watched Transformers?


Title: Re: What I would like to do to Megan Fox............
Post by: Thundergod on October 16, 2008, 02:19:41 am
 
She doesn't do it for me.  Too skinny, no body.  Sorry.


Here ya go Spider-Dan!  All for you dude! I'll be checkin out the Megan Fox pic...  ;D

(http://www.atlbikenight.com/files/fat_chick_on_motorcycle.jpg)


Title: Re: What I would like to do to Megan Fox............
Post by: run_to_win on October 16, 2008, 03:34:51 am
You have not watched Transformers?
No - was I supposed to?


Title: Re: What I would like to do to Megan Fox............
Post by: Denver_Bronco on October 16, 2008, 05:33:36 am
She's smokin'. I'd pound that into hamburger.


Title: Re: What I would like to do to Megan Fox............
Post by: YoFuggedaboutit on October 16, 2008, 05:35:47 am
She's smokin'. I'd pound that into hamburger.

I thought while you were doing your time, you enjoyed some big strong dude pounding you into hamburger.


Title: Re: What I would like to do to Megan Fox............
Post by: Defense54 on October 16, 2008, 07:19:56 am
She's smokin'. I'd pound that into hamburger.

This is something no matter what our Team affiliation is...........we can all agree on.  >:D

I'd eat her with a spoon............. during that time of the month and use the string as dental floss.  :o


Title: Re: What I would like to do to Megan Fox............
Post by: Frimp on October 16, 2008, 08:31:10 am
Ok, I'll join the crude, construction worker talk....

"That girl's so fine I'd eat the corn out of her shit."

...and wash it down with her bath water


Title: Re: What I would like to do to Megan Fox............
Post by: Brian Fein on October 16, 2008, 09:03:46 am
She has my name tattooed on her "upper thigh" ;)


Title: Re: What I would like to do to Megan Fox............
Post by: bsmooth on October 16, 2008, 02:45:17 pm
Now all we need is the ladies to do their version of this thread.


Title: Re: What I would like to do to Megan Fox............
Post by: run_to_win on October 16, 2008, 07:34:36 pm
Yes!  Absolutely!  I'd be very much like to see the ladies do a "What I would like to do to Run_to_Win" thread.  Perhaps it'll give my spouse some new ideas. 


Title: Re: What I would like to do to Megan Fox............
Post by: Frimp on October 16, 2008, 09:15:13 pm
^^^^

 ;D ;D

Anyway, TTIWWOMOREP


Title: Re: What I would like to do to Megan Fox............
Post by: SCFinfan on October 16, 2008, 09:25:37 pm
She's hot, but I prefer Rachel McAdams and Anne Hathaway.


Title: Re: What I would like to do to Megan Fox............
Post by: Sunstroke on October 16, 2008, 10:20:55 pm
She's hot, but I prefer Rachel McAdams and Anne Hathaway.

"Hitherto have ye asked nothing in my name: Ask, and ye shall receive, that your joy may be full..."  ;D


(http://upload.moldova.org/movie/actors/r/rachel_mcadams/thumbnails/tn2_rachel_mcAdams_2.jpg)



(http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s191/Getonmyspace/Images/Female_Celebrities/Anne_Hathaway/images/Sexy_Anne_Hathaway_0410.jpg)


Title: Re: What I would like to do to Megan Fox............
Post by: Spider-Dan on October 16, 2008, 10:25:35 pm

Here ya go Spider-Dan!  All for you dude! I'll be checkin out the Megan Fox pic...  ;D

(http://www.atlbikenight.com/files/fat_chick_on_motorcycle.jpg)
You know, there is a category of woman in between "waif" and "whale."  For example:

(http://i.a.cnn.net/si/features/2006_swimsuit/images/gallery/photos/06_pnemcova_11.jpg)
(http://i.a.cnn.net/si/features/2006_swimsuit/images/gallery/photos/06_pnemcova_09.jpg)
(http://i.a.cnn.net/si/features/2006_swimsuit/images/gallery/photos/06_ytoscanini_13.jpg)
(http://i.a.cnn.net/si/features/2006_swimsuit/images/gallery/photos/06_ytoscanini_10.jpg)



Title: Re: What I would like to do to Megan Fox............
Post by: Defense54 on October 17, 2008, 12:00:31 am
Yes!  Absolutely!  I'd be very much like to see the ladies do a "What I would like to do to Run_to_Win" thread.  Perhaps it'll give my spouse some new ideas. 

I'll bring the handcuffs............ >:D


Title: Re: What I would like to do to Megan Fox............
Post by: Defense54 on October 17, 2008, 12:02:28 am
 
Quote
author=Spider-Dan link=topic=12707.msg137252#msg137252 date=1224210335]
You know, there is a category of woman in between "waif" and "whale."  For example:

 


Here ya go bro:

(http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/1103/carmelladecesare011024nl8.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
 


Title: Re: What I would like to do to Megan Fox............
Post by: Sunstroke on October 17, 2008, 12:05:20 am

That's not an ass...that's the Great Pumpkin!!



Title: Re: What I would like to do to Megan Fox............
Post by: MaineDolFan on October 17, 2008, 03:49:23 pm
I'd blow her boyfriend to see what she tasted like...

There is a line and you didn't just go over it...you blew (heh, get it?  Blew?) past it going 210 with your hair on fire.

Gross, dude!


Title: Re: What I would like to do to Megan Fox............
Post by: Defense54 on October 17, 2008, 04:00:00 pm
There is a line and you didn't just go over it...you blew (heh, get it?  Blew?) past it going 210 with your hair on fire.

Gross, dude!

yeah.........if you notice I couldn't commit all the way............. ;D


Title: Re: What I would like to do to Megan Fox............
Post by: SCFinfan on October 17, 2008, 07:04:23 pm
Grazie, Stroke, for those images above.

I will say this, I've already mentioned my top two, and they're pretty well known. 

#3 is perhaps the best looking, but the least well known.

Does "April Bowlby" ring a bell for anyone?

http://www.watt-up.com/j_gallery/April_Bowlby/slides/April_Bowlby%20(50).html

http://www.watt-up.com/j_gallery/April_Bowlby/slides/April_Bowlby%20(17).html

How's about now?!


Title: Re: What I would like to do to Megan Fox............
Post by: run_to_win on October 17, 2008, 07:58:53 pm
http://www.watt-up.com/j_gallery/April_Bowlby/slides/April_Bowlby%20(50).html
Something about her eyes and nose just doesn't look right.


Title: Re: What I would like to do to Megan Fox............
Post by: Sunstroke on October 17, 2008, 08:30:08 pm
Something about her eyes and nose just doesn't look right.

Yeah, something's definitely missing...a splash of something off-white across the bridge of her nose would make her look much better.



Title: Re: What I would like to do to Megan Fox............
Post by: SCFinfan on October 20, 2008, 12:40:08 am
Elizabeth Banks is pretty fine too. Here's her playing Laura Welch, later Laura Bush, our current first lady.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/dor/objects/14229927/w_2008/videos/w_meetlaura_090508.html

and here's her just bein' fine:

http://daveandthomas.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/elizabethbanks0.jpg


Title: Re: What I would like to do to Megan Fox............
Post by: bsmooth on October 20, 2008, 10:13:34 am
"Hitherto have ye asked nothing in my name: Ask, and ye shall receive, that your joy may be full..."  ;D


(http://upload.moldova.org/movie/actors/r/rachel_mcadams/thumbnails/tn2_rachel_mcAdams_2.jpg)



(http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s191/Getonmyspace/Images/Female_Celebrities/Anne_Hathaway/images/Sexy_Anne_Hathaway_0410.jpg)



Why no love for the redheads?