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Title: Can someone please drug test Jay Cutler Post by: ethurst2 on October 30, 2008, 11:43:36 pm I'm starting to think that Jay Cutlers' agent is denver_bronco. Our beloved denver_bronco is has become Cutler's press machine.
For some reason, Jay Cutler has been chirping that his arm is stronger than John Elway. It's been a hot topic here in Denver. That's like saying that A.J. Feeley was the second coming of Dan Marino (oh, Wayne did say that). How did Cutler slip through the cracks of the NFL's Drug Testing program? What a dumb thing to say. First of all, Elway could throw off the wrong foot, across the field, run out for passes, outrun most linebackers and DB's. Elway threw the ball so hard that receivers said it left welts in their hands even with gloves on. In the 80's, he carried the Denver Broncos to three Super Bowls with an above average team whose only other stars were Karl Mecklenburg and Dennis Smith. Even though the Broncos lost, Elway got them there shackled with conservative game plans by Dan Reeves. If I'm the Dolphins this weekend, I want Cutler throwing off the wrong foot and moving in the pocket. If I'm Jay Cutler, I need to worry about consistency and accuracy instead of chirping that my arm is stronger than John Elway or else, Shanny is going to be looking to draft a quarterback next year to send a message. Hey Cutler! Can you throw a pass on the move, off balance like this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgprV3u_t9M Title: Re: Can someone please drug test Jay Cutler Post by: Defense54 on October 31, 2008, 07:25:18 am He will meet Mr. Porter this weekend and Joey will set his ass straight!!
Title: Re: Can someone please drug test Jay Cutler Post by: Denver_Bronco on November 01, 2008, 03:28:47 pm Jay Cutler is electric. I believe whatever he says. He can do or say no wrong. He walks on water.
That is all. Title: Re: Can someone please drug test Jay Cutler Post by: BigDaddyFin on November 01, 2008, 03:44:03 pm I don't think he walks on water. His completion percentage would be a little higher. Somewhere around 99 maybe 100%.
That said he is certainly better than average. The thread is accusing him of having superpowers and associations with the divine. Where does the drug test part come in? Title: Re: Can someone please drug test Jay Cutler Post by: Defense54 on November 01, 2008, 04:36:56 pm Jay Cutler is electric. I believe whatever he says. He can do or say no wrong. He walks on water. That is all. He sits when he pees and will drown tomorrow . Title: Re: Can someone please drug test Jay Cutler Post by: Defense54 on November 02, 2008, 07:51:01 pm Jay Cutler is electric. I believe whatever he says. He can do or say no wrong. He walks on water. That is all. There were a couple of moments it looked like he was going to cry today. LOL! Title: Re: Can someone please drug test Jay Cutler Post by: YoFuggedaboutit on November 02, 2008, 08:07:29 pm Jay Cutler is electric. I believe whatever he says. He can do or say no wrong. He walks on water. That is all. The Dolphins secondary sunk his ass today suckah!!!!! Three picks, including a pick six, and they shut down Brandon Marshall!!!! Title: Re: Can someone please drug test Jay Cutler Post by: Defense54 on November 02, 2008, 08:19:55 pm Not to mention the Joey Porters #11.5. ;D :D >:D
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