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Title: Caption This: The COWBOYS Make Me Cry?
Post by: Orlando Rays on December 30, 2008, 08:22:51 am
(http://www.floridafreeways.org/romo.jpg)

The greatest on-the-spot camera work in the history of televised NFL.

OR

Cheer up, Romo!  At least the Eagles didn't take that one back for a touchdown!


Title: Re: Caption This: The COWBOYS Make Me Cry?
Post by: YoFuggedaboutit on December 30, 2008, 08:26:35 am
Oh boy.  What is Jessica going to think of me now??


Title: Re: Caption This: The COWBOYS Make Me Cry?
Post by: Sunstroke on December 30, 2008, 05:59:42 pm

"Thank you, Football Gods..."

"America's Team, my pasty white ass!"

"No, you can't have Parcells back"



Title: Re: Caption This: The COWBOYS Make Me Cry?
Post by: NADS on December 30, 2008, 06:48:33 pm
Romolicious!

10 seconds in.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJrcQnMUfsM


Title: Re: Caption This: The COWBOYS Make Me Cry?
Post by: Orlando Rays on January 01, 2009, 08:42:24 am
Romolicious!

10 seconds in.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJrcQnMUfsM
Hilarious.

Nothing I had to worry about though.  After years of FF mediocrity, I won my Yahoo! league and made the championship in my ESPN league.  ;D


Title: Re: Caption This: The COWBOYS Make Me Cry?
Post by: BigDaddyFin on January 01, 2009, 12:00:50 pm
"Man... I didn't think a hangover could last all season" 

"But Mr. Goodell, our owner informed us that we were ENTITLED to a Superbowl appearance!"

"Yes Jessica, I'll go down on you again even though it makes me puke."

I've got more but those are the best three.


Title: Re: Caption This: The COWBOYS Make Me Cry?
Post by: Defense54 on January 01, 2009, 11:04:23 pm
This field smells better then Jessica's Taint........... ::)


Title: Re: Caption This: The COWBOYS Make Me Cry?
Post by: Orlando Rays on January 02, 2009, 07:33:09 am
I dunno... Jessica Simpson has never come off as "skanky" to me.  Not in the same way as Britney Spears, Paris Hilton or Amy Winehouse.

(Who am I kidding?  NOBODY would sleep with Amy Crackhouse for anything.)

The problem with Jessica is that she's a big distraction.  It's kind of an offshoot of Colin Cowherd's rant yesterday (New Year's Day) about how big stars can ruin clubhouse chemistry.

But I digress...


Title: Re: Caption This: The COWBOYS Make Me Cry?
Post by: NADS on January 03, 2009, 01:33:41 pm
Hilarious.

Nothing I had to worry about though.  After years of FF mediocrity, I won my Yahoo! league and made the championship in my ESPN league.  ;D

I had LT and Gates for SD which explains why they sucked all season until we started the FF playoffs.  After that, I'm out and SD makes a great playoff run.  I'm the kiss of death so next year I'm taking Thomas Jones, Randy Moss, and anyone else I can put the hex on.