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Lebron James in a Browns uniform....

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 It's OK.I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

You guys know I'm playing in NY next year right?

"Number 23? How about something in the 80's?"

"Better hands than Braylon Edwards..."

"If you thought Fitzgerald could go up after a ball...wait 'til you get a load of me."

"Hey Tony Gonzalez...THIS is how you dunk over the goalpost!!"

Hi I'm an attention whore.

Here we see the Cleveland Browns' best player.

Desparate for star power, the Browns press Lebron into service at WR hoping he will not drop the ball. 

As a side note, this is why Lebron will be coming to NY. That way, he can put on a Giants or Jets jersey in a commercial like this. Or, a Yankee jersey. Or a Rangers jersey. Much more recognizable uniforms for many more dollars.

But it will make a large number of us very sad...another superduperstar gone to Hell (NY).

Yes, but the Knicks aren't like the Yankees. They will have cleared enough cap room and will get Lebron while playing by the rules. Plus, the Knicks are like the Cardinals of the NBA, how much failure and disgrace can one franchise have in 35 years?

Easy now.  The Knicks were all the rage in the 90's. They just had the unfortunate luck of playing while Michael Jordan was.

Shit Edge stole my thunder.....
Lebron commenting on playing the Knicks in New York....
Lebron:"I know New York Knicks fans are loudmouths,obnoxious fans,but this may be taking it a little too far..."

Yes, Michael Jordan and his awesome teammates, Scottie Pippen and Dick Bavetta.

What, exactly, is a "Brown?"

Paul Brown was the original owner/coach of the team if I'm not mistaken.

You're right, but he SWORE that he didn't name the team after himself.

That's one of the biggest lies in America by a celebrity.  Others are:

"I am not a crook"  ~ Richard Nixon

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman"  ~ Bill Clinton

"I am not going to be the Alabama coach"  ~ Nick Saban

From America's Game by Michael MacCambridge, the Browns tried several different names that other teams had used--I think Panthers was one--so Paul Brown eventually conceded on Browns.  That's the story anyway.

How many NBA Championships has Lebron James won up to this point in time? Because I can vividly recall a massive choke job in the finals a few years ago where he forgot to show up.

Until James wins something, he should stop being a media whore and stop hanging out with Jay-Z and win titles.

Choke job?  You mean when he took an utterly garbage team to the Finals practically by himself?

This is like saying that Adrian Peterson choked against the Eagles... how much can you expect when you're the only playmaker on your team?