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I am just glad that someone is finally starting to take this threat seriously...

That's awesome!!

I about damn time we start issuing public safety warnings.

Hooray, the zombie apocalypse has begun. So long kiddos, I'm off to my shelter to wait out the invasion. I knew that this day would come. Help me Obama!

That's awesome!

I've been playing Left 4 Dead for a while now, I'm getting my zombie killing skills down in case those bad boys make their way up north...

There's room in my zombie shelter for a guy with zombie killing experience.

Actually the Zombie is limited to Texas.  It arrived in Texas on the afternoon of January 20th. 

I've got my 12 gauge shotgun,  AK-47 assault rifle, night vision goggles, and gallon jug of coffee.  I am ready to do battle thoughout the night!!!  Bring on the zombies!!!!!

I just hope they eat Jerry Jones' brain...surely that isn't too much to ask?

Both of these are poor zombie fighting weapons.  You should read the Zombie Survival Guide.

Link?

http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Survival-Guide-Complete-Protection/dp/1400049628

This links to both the Zombie Survival Guide and World War Z.

These are absolutely required reading for zombie enthusiasts.

Is there any particular order in reading these, or does it matter?

OK.  Let me rephrase that.  

I've got my M1 carbine, flamethrower, finely sharpened machete, night vision goggles, and a gallon jug of coffee strapped to my bicycle.  I am ready to do battle thoughout the night!!!  Bring on the zombies!!!!!

If I ran the country, World War Z would be required reading in school...

Bwaaaaahaaaaa (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v693/lordthundergod/lmao.gif)(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v693/lordthundergod/lmao.gif) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v693/lordthundergod/24.gif)


...what makes even funnier is that these guys are COD gamers.  (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v693/lordthundergod/scoreit.gif)

You can do it either way, but I'd suggest the Survival Guide first.

The Survival Guide is a reference book type thing.  It is still read cover-to-cover, like a regular book, but it's not plot based.

WWZ is a book of fiction based stories, and is really quite excellent.


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Tommy, be careful with flamethrowers.  Most of the time, you'll just end up lighting a zombie on fire and then you'll have to deal with a flaming zombie.  1 goal -- destroy the brain.  Semi-auto rifle, silenced pistol and crowbar, carried in a backpack on a bicycle.

First wave of zombies is clear.  While I took on a wave of them coming towards my back porch, one almost got his scrummy hands on me as he snuck up on me.  However, I felt his presence at the last second, ducked, spun around, and cleanly sliced his head off with my machete. 

I've got additional pots of coffee brewing on the stove, and my backyard is littered with undead bodies.  Bring them on!!!!!

OK, here comes a second wave.  I'm cutting the lights, strapping on my night vision goggles and preparing to spit lead!!!!   

You got NVGs?

Thanks Dave. ;)

The article says it's a C misdemeanor in Texas.  Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that punishable by death if you don't like McConaughey?

As dawn breaks, I sit on my porch surveying the undead bodies in my backyard.  I will probably have to use my flame thrower to burn them so I don't have any disease problems. 

I battled wave after wave of these friggin zombies throughout the night, and I survived!!!  I am EXHAUSTED!!!!!

My wife was thrilled she started loading the weapons in the van getting ready to head for Texas!!

We had a sign board screwup here once.
The board was set out to run from Friday to Monday message should have read;

                                TOWN ASSETS MEETING TUESDAY
                                 AT TOWN HALL  PLEASE ATTEND

Instead the twit didn't check his work and it read;


                                  TOWN ASSES MEETING TUESDAY
                                  AT TOWN  ALL PLEASE ATTEND

This thing ran all weekend long at the bottom of a very busy bridge!

I had to take a screen shot of that:

(http://xs135.xs.to/xs135/09055/zombie560.jpg) (http://xs.to)

I think it is equally funny, that this was the Austin News TOP STORY!

http://news.aol.com/news-quiz
  They did a second one...
Zombies are no a real big deal... Nazi Zombies now there is a real problem!

^^^ it was once, the signs had three displays. 

I hope I never have to go through a night like that again!!!!!

You mean in Austin where the motto is "Keep it Weird, Austin!"