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Title: Handicapper Dreams
Post by: ChronicMan on January 31, 2009, 09:02:47 pm
Weve been watching the line all week.

TDMMC is closing the line at 6.5. 

Steelers all day long.  Were giving the points up.

ChronicMan


Title: Re: Handicapper Dreams
Post by: YoFuggedaboutit on January 31, 2009, 10:09:28 pm
^^^^^^^

To all the newer TDMMCers:

This is a guy that promised everyone a copy of certain hottie celebrities on tape if he lost a bet, and then lost big.  I can't recall the exact details, as it got lost in the site crash. 


Title: Re: Handicapper Dreams
Post by: Denver_Bronco on January 31, 2009, 11:28:51 pm
Coin toss - Heads
Kurt Warner OVER 1.5 TD passes
Jeff Reed UNDER 8.5 total pts
Heins Ward UNDER 68.5 yds receiving
Larry Fitz OVER 12.5 yds on first reception


There's your props for this year. Enjoy!



Title: Re: Handicapper Dreams
Post by: ChronicMan on February 01, 2009, 02:16:20 am
#43 will beat #11

That is the bet.

#11 3 catches for 11 yards game over!


Title: Re: Handicapper Dreams
Post by: Denver_Bronco on February 01, 2009, 08:33:29 am
#43 will beat #11

That is the bet.

#11 3 catches for 11 yards game over!
Boldin & Breaston are pretty good too dude. I think its way more the Pittsburgh defensive front against Arizona's offensive line. If Warner has time no team can cover that trio. If Warner get hits however he'll fumble 2 or 3 times.

On the other side of the ball you have Pitt's O-line, who has been manhandled at times this season, (see 9 sack game), against Arizona's paper D, which has had a knack for creating the turnover surprisingly in the playoffs.

If I was taking the game line, which I'm not I would take Arizona +6.5. However, the movement of the line does suggest to bet Pittsburgh.


Title: Re: Handicapper Dreams
Post by: Denver_Bronco on February 01, 2009, 08:38:02 am
I forgot to set the betting line on Tommy's blood alcohol content after tonight's Super Bowl. I am setting it at .16.

I am taking Tommy OVER .16 BAC.  ;)


Title: Re: Handicapper Dreams
Post by: YoFuggedaboutit on February 01, 2009, 08:48:47 am
I forgot to set the betting line on Tommy's blood alcohol content after tonight's Super Bowl. I am setting it at .16.

I am taking Tommy OVER .16 BAC.  ;)

ROFL!!!!!  I just spit Samuel Adams all over my monitor!!!!



Title: Re: Handicapper Dreams
Post by: MyGodWearsAHoodie on February 01, 2009, 10:01:19 am
ROFL!!!!!  I just spit Samuel Adams all over my monitor!!!!



Don't you think you should at least wait until 9 am?


Title: Re: Handicapper Dreams
Post by: YoFuggedaboutit on February 01, 2009, 01:35:45 pm
Don't you think you should at least wait until 9 am?

Not today!!!!    ;D


Do you honestly believe I'm drinking beer this early in the morning? 


Title: Re: Handicapper Dreams
Post by: Frimp on February 01, 2009, 03:32:03 pm
ROFL!!!!!  I just spit Samuel Adams all over my monitor!!!!



I must know what kind of monitor you have. Yours takes some serious abuse.   ;D


Title: Re: Handicapper Dreams
Post by: Denver_Bronco on February 01, 2009, 10:34:48 pm
Nice job once again, Chronic Man. Another year of loserville. Come back again next year so that I can cash in!  ;)


Title: Re: Handicapper Dreams
Post by: YoFuggedaboutit on February 01, 2009, 11:02:55 pm
I must know what kind of monitor you have. Yours takes some serious abuse.   ;D

I have a flat screen monitor with a plastic shield.

Nice job once again, Chronic Man. Another year of loserville. Come back again next year so that I can cash in!  ;)

You can join him in Loserville, dumbass.  I'm completely sober.  In case you forgot, Doctor D doesn't allow people to get drunk at his house.


Title: Re: Handicapper Dreams
Post by: Denver_Bronco on February 02, 2009, 09:28:46 am
I have a flat screen monitor with a plastic shield.

You can join him in Loserville, dumbass.  I'm completely sober.  In case you forgot, Doctor D doesn't allow people to get drunk at his house.
I don't give a fuck what Doctor D does idiot. Make some sense. You don't even have a clue what you are talking about, as usual.


Title: Re: Handicapper Dreams
Post by: Denver_Bronco on February 02, 2009, 09:30:42 am
My reply Tommy was in reference to his losing bet, not to who or where he was/is hanging out, ignoramous.


Title: Re: Handicapper Dreams
Post by: YoFuggedaboutit on February 02, 2009, 09:31:20 am
I don't give a fuck what Doctor D does idiot. Make some sense. You don't even have a clue what you are talking about, as usual.

That's where I was all day yesterday.  So like I said, you lost your bet on my Blood-Alcohol Level.  

Now go service your former cellmate.


Title: Re: Handicapper Dreams
Post by: Denver_Bronco on February 02, 2009, 11:43:55 am
That's where I was all day yesterday.  So like I said, you lost your bet on my Blood-Alcohol Level.  

Now go service your former cellmate.
I'll get to it after your wife gets off her knees......


Title: Re: Handicapper Dreams
Post by: YoFuggedaboutit on February 02, 2009, 01:06:23 pm
I'll get to it after your wife gets off her knees......

The only reason my wife would get on her knees for you is so she can punch you in your family jewels.... not that it matters because you like having someone else's sausage inserted into your rump roast. 


Title: Re: Handicapper Dreams
Post by: Denver_Bronco on February 02, 2009, 03:47:28 pm
The only reason my wife would get on her knees for you is so she can punch you in your family jewels.... not that it matters because you like having someone else's sausage inserted into your rump roast. 
I wouldn't let your wife near my salami unless i had an industrial size paper bag to put over her head.