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Title: Rex Ryan Haikus
Post by: SCFinfan on October 19, 2009, 11:56:28 pm
Rex, I hope you liked
Your early-going success.
It is over now.

College offense, Rex?
Four-hundred thirty one yards
Seems professional.


Title: Re: Rex Ryan Haikus
Post by: YoFuggedaboutit on October 20, 2009, 12:03:53 am
Swagger-licious Jets
Crash in LandShark stadium
Wildcat shreds the D


Title: Re: Rex Ryan Haikus
Post by: Dave Gray on October 20, 2009, 02:07:19 am
Thank God for "gimmicks".
I hope you've figured it out.
See you in 2 weeks.


Title: Re: Rex Ryan Haikus
Post by: Dave Gray on October 20, 2009, 02:13:57 am
Sanchez, your savior.
Not so fast, Fireman Ed.
You just lost three straight.


Title: Re: Rex Ryan Haikus
Post by: TonyB0D on October 20, 2009, 04:47:30 am
jets offense so bad
even punter throws an INT
enjoy your sanchize


Title: Re: Rex Ryan Haikus
Post by: Brian Fein on October 20, 2009, 02:17:52 pm
Henne is a clown?
Landshark is our circus tent
You look like the turd.

Wildcat is no trick
Fins used it since last season
Try watching some film...

Offense anemic
Defense is overrated
Ryan is cryin'.


Title: Re: Rex Ryan Haikus
Post by: SCFinfan on October 29, 2009, 10:24:34 am
Watch the Saints game, Rex?
Yeah, we're still pissed about it
You're our stress relief



Title: Re: Rex Ryan Haikus
Post by: Brian Fein on October 29, 2009, 11:05:57 am
^^ that's a good one, SC!!

Going to New York
This time it won't be as close
Make excuses now.


Title: Re: Rex Ryan Haikus
Post by: SCFinfan on October 29, 2009, 01:31:53 pm
^^ that's a good one, SC!!

I just hope it turns out to be true!


Title: Re: Rex Ryan Haikus
Post by: TonyB0D on October 30, 2009, 10:58:10 pm
My neck is so fat
I need a custom headset
Tempted to eat it