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Title: When will Favre announce his retirement?
Post by: StL FinFan on January 24, 2010, 11:11:30 pm
I'll say the day before the Super Bowl.

After this, we can play "When will Favre un-retire?".


Title: Re: When will Favre announce his retirement?
Post by: TonyB0D on January 24, 2010, 11:15:03 pm
as the favre turns


Title: Re: When will Favre announce his retirement?
Post by: MyGodWearsAHoodie on January 26, 2010, 01:54:19 pm
Farve top secret daily planner revealed.....

http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/brett-favres-offseason-daily-planner/

Jan 24 – Throw inexcusable pick to blow Vikings Super Bowl chances.
Jan 25 – Announce that “It’s highly unlikely” you’ll come back to play again in 2010.
Feb 1 – Get interviewed for Peter King’s MMQB column. Tell him “no decision” has been made, but “Deanna and I are going home to Mississippi” and give it some thought. Fish for compliments by telling King how banged up I am. Be sure to mention that this gets harder every year.
Feb 1-9 – Quality time with family. Also monitor the web for speculation about my future.
Feb 10 – Leak to John Clayton I’m retiring.
Feb 11 – Deny reports about my retirement.
Feb 15 – Formally announce my retirement in teary press conference. Don’t forget to say “I don’t have anything left” and “I gave it everything I had.”
Feb 15-19 - Keep schedule clear to watch “Brett Favre Tribute Week” on ESPN. TiVo same on NFL Net.
March 1 – Call Adam Schefter to start “second thoughts” rumors.
March 2 – Deny second thoughts.
March 15 – Dinner with Chilly.
March 16 – Call Minneapolis Star Tribune. Say “This is the best I’ve felt in 10 years.”
March 20 – Call in with “Mike & Mike.” Insist you’re not coming back but if you did you could compete at a high level.
April 22-24 – NFL Draft. Encourage Chilly to draft a QB because you’re done.
April 30-May 3. Skip mini camp.
May 30 – Have agent call Zigi Wulf re: new contract.
June 1 – Tell Jason LaCanfora “I’m not sure” about coming back.
July 24 – Training camp opens. Go fishing in Lousiana.
Aug 24 – Sign record contract.
Aug 25 - Report to Vikings camp. Tell press “I’m here to win.” Say you don’t want the focus to be on you. Cry.


Title: Re: When will Favre announce his retirement?
Post by: StL FinFan on January 26, 2010, 02:02:54 pm
Farve top secret daily planner revealed.....

http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/brett-favres-offseason-daily-planner/

Jan 24 – Throw inexcusable pick to blow Vikings Super Bowl chances.
Jan 25 – Announce that “It’s highly unlikely” you’ll come back to play again in 2010.
Feb 1 – Get interviewed for Peter King’s MMQB column. Tell him “no decision” has been made, but “Deanna and I are going home to Mississippi” and give it some thought. Fish for compliments by telling King how banged up I am. Be sure to mention that this gets harder every year.
Feb 1-9 – Quality time with family. Also monitor the web for speculation about my future.
Feb 10 – Leak to John Clayton I’m retiring.
Feb 11 – Deny reports about my retirement.
Feb 15 – Formally announce my retirement in teary press conference. Don’t forget to say “I don’t have anything left” and “I gave it everything I had.”
Feb 15-19 - Keep schedule clear to watch “Brett Favre Tribute Week” on ESPN. TiVo same on NFL Net.
March 1 – Call Adam Schefter to start “second thoughts” rumors.
March 2 – Deny second thoughts.
March 15 – Dinner with Chilly.
March 16 – Call Minneapolis Star Tribune. Say “This is the best I’ve felt in 10 years.”
March 20 – Call in with “Mike & Mike.” Insist you’re not coming back but if you did you could compete at a high level.
April 22-24 – NFL Draft. Encourage Chilly to draft a QB because you’re done.
April 30-May 3. Skip mini camp.
May 30 – Have agent call Zigi Wulf re: new contract.
June 1 – Tell Jason LaCanfora “I’m not sure” about coming back.
July 24 – Training camp opens. Go fishing in Lousiana.
Aug 24 – Sign record contract.
Aug 25 - Report to Vikings camp. Tell press “I’m here to win.” Say you don’t want the focus to be on you. Cry.

Score it!


Title: Re: When will Favre announce his retirement?
Post by: Guru-In-Vegas on January 26, 2010, 04:07:25 pm
LMAO!  Nice.  "...cry."   :D   :D   :D


Title: Re: When will Favre announce his retirement?
Post by: MyGodWearsAHoodie on January 26, 2010, 04:29:08 pm
Hattiesburg MS -  Today a spokesman for Brett Favre had announced that Favre has decided to open a chain of breakfast diners.  While it will offer a full breakfast menu 24 hours a day, the house specialities will feature waffles and turnovers.


Title: Re: When will Favre announce his retirement?
Post by: Pats2006 on January 26, 2010, 06:59:49 pm
Just came out Farve is going to retire!!


Title: Re: When will Favre announce his retirement?
Post by: Pats2006 on January 26, 2010, 07:00:57 pm
Just came out Farve is going to retire!


Sorry he just changed his mind  ::)


Title: Re: When will Favre announce his retirement?
Post by: Denver_Bronco on January 27, 2010, 03:56:49 am
Definitely the week of the Super Bowl he will announce it.

Hello, attention whore...


Title: Re: When will Favre announce his retirement?
Post by: AZ Fins Fan 55 on January 27, 2010, 01:54:54 pm
Isn't he suppose to announce it during halftime of the superbowl?


Title: Re: When will Favre announce his retirement?
Post by: Brian Fein on January 27, 2010, 02:01:38 pm
"We interrupt the Super Bowl to bring you this BREAKING NEWS story.  Live from his Mississippi home, Brett Favre is holding a press conference to announce his retirement..."


Title: Re: When will Favre announce his retirement?
Post by: AZ Fins Fan 55 on January 27, 2010, 02:04:56 pm
^^^^

I can see it now....tie game 2 minutes left, Colts driving and then that happens!!!! LOL