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Could not pass up the chance to get a cheap laugh at the expense of my least favorite team. 

Jets | Gay, Henry signed to future contracts

Fri, 12 Feb 2010 13:43:21 -0800

The New York Jets have announced they have signed OT Dan Gay and WR Marcus Henry to future contracts. Terms of the contract were not disclosed. Both finished the season on the Jets' practice squad.

I'm not laughing.

Yeah the humor could have been better.......

Gay very impressed after meeting Woody Johnson.

Jets Climb Into Bed With Gay

Jets Get Behind Gay

Jets Make Gay Roster Move

Jets Players Look Forward To Gay In Locker Room

And somewhat related....

(http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/4851/61320864.jpg)

Still not laughing.  It's not cool to make fun of gay people or someone who's last name happens to be Gay, whether or not he is.

Would it be OK if his last name was Retard?

I don't really think it's that serious.

It would have been funnier if the Jets had signed OT Brian Gay and WR Marcus Buttpirate...

It is wrong any time you perpetuate gay stereotypes.

What stereotype is being perpetrated?  That gay people exist?

I agree the wordplay could have been better to achieve greater laughs.

That homosexuals are Jet fans.  It is insulting to homosexual with enough common sense not to support that horrid team. 

Please tell me there's not really a WR named Marcus Buttpirate...

By the way, you forget the Patriots used to have a defensive back named Randall Gay?

^^^^ He is in the above photo... he now plays for the saints.

I also have a pun going regarding former patriot Pass.   

tommy vs. hoodie in a battle to see who is the least funny poster on tdmmc.

That picture is hilarious.

Man, you were so close... If you'd just replaced "battle" in there with "no-holds barred jello wrestling match" it would have been perfect...

Get a fucking life


And once again, we have a perfect example of what TDMMC mods do.  Attack and pile on people who have had absolutely nothing to do with the conversation. 

...appreciate good comedy?

We're all out to get you, Tommy.  We even have a super secret forum that only mods can participate in, only we can see it.  In that forum we have a super secret thread where we bash you even more and plot secret ways to goad you into getting yourself banned.  Our machiavellian plan seems to be working.  While you thought you were joining a Dolphins-based web community, without knowing it you've actually wandered into the super evil moderator layer of hell.  All of the moderators sit in a room a few times a week and pick our targets.  Our entire goal in life is to "Attack and pile on people who have had absolutely nothing to do with the conversation."

Viva le agenda!

Moderators, please make sure you are on time for our meeting today in conference room A at 11:30.  Thanks!

I've got the coffee covered for this week's meeting...someone else needs to get the donuts.

Also, don't forget that the secret handshake required at the door to the Evil Moderator Meetings has been changed a bit. During the backhand double-slap portion (after the orbiting high-five portion), the thumb now needs to be in the tucked position.

^Tucked in an upright position, middle or down?

I'm not bringing donuts again.  Last time you were all a bunch of unappreciative bastards.  Get your own Boston Cremes...  ::)

I appreciated the donuts!  I ate three of them, didn't I?

I am pretty sure CF has our "list" this week, you guys will know what I am talking about.  I really liked the idea last week about...well...I'll PM you guys if we don't talk about it later.

By the way, before anyone tells us that we have derailed this thread, please allow me to say this:  We are moderators and can whatever the hell we want.  If that isn't good enough for you, how about this:  This thread was completely pointless, stupid and needed to be derailed anyway.  Seriously?  A thread about a lineman signing with the Jets? 

So we'll just use this for meeting purposes.  Consider this a window into our evil world.

I am glad CF has the list.  Last time Philly got it all messed up.  We needed someone we could trust.

I have no idea why Tommy is getting all upset....its pretty clear that Tepop's comment was meant as an insult towards me!

Good point.

Sunstroke had a good idea of making moderators to moderate the moderators.  It will be a tall task, but I think it needs to be done.  That Philly guy ain't nothing but trouble.  Always wanting to improve the site, bring in new people, defending others.  He should be on the list too but we can't right now because of his position here.  However if we add a new division of uber moderators...

You guys following my logic here?  

Don't blame me. My flight from Pakistan got messed up. However, I did successfully complete my mission while I was there. When the world sees the next Osama Bin Laden video, he will be wearing a "NY Jets AFC Champions" t-shirt, making him the laughing stock of the world. 

He is upset with the secret agenda that we have.  If you don't watch yourself you could wind up on the list too.

Unless you're already on it.  I'll get back to you on that.

Carry on.

Holy crap, that was funny!  LMFAO...

Three? You ate ALL of the donuts. I went back after the meeting and checked the video footage just to be sure that Tommy didn't sneak into the meeting in disguise.


Down, so it is pointing toward the palm. Please see the illustration on page 3 of the new UCME (the Uniform Code of Moderator Evil)

You obviously didn't learn anything from Nixon did you? Taping secret agenda meetings is taboo.

No audio recording, just video...and it's for security purposes only.

...like when I want to securely find out who ate all the fucking donuts. ;)