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OK. Maybe it's me but this just seems really funny to me. Even for a gay guy to say. I thought I would share.

Bashing starts in 1,2,3 ...


http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2010/02/15/robert-pattinson-really-really-likes-his-dog/?hpt=Sbin


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Robert Pattinson, he of the sparkly vampire acting gigs and legions of fans, revealed some intriguing tidbits about his personal life during a reported pint-laden interview with Details magazine.

After a beer or two and plenty of chili-spiced bar snacks, Pattinson said that when it comes down to it, his biggest emotional attachment is to his dog.

"There might be something wrong with my emotional sight," the 23-year-old actor said. "The only emotional connection of relevance is with my dog. My relationship with my dog, it's ridiculous."


Which is more than he can say about his relationship with vaginas.

The racy photo shoot he did for Details positioned the heartthrob between the legs of a female model, and Pattinson said it made him a bit antsy.

"I really hate vaginas," he said. "I'm allergic to vagina. But I can't say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn't exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover."

There was, however, a redeeming quality of the shoot for Pattinson.

"This shoot, it's kind of eighties nakedness, you know? If you look at porn in, like, the eighties, there was something kind of quaint about it, quite sweet—like this little naked community," Pattinson explained. "The people who made it liked it, they had respect for it. Not remotely like the porn that's available now. No community in it at all. It's just everything, everywhere."

Pattinson is currently working on an adaptation of the Guy de Maupassant novel "Bel Ami," and will make his next appearance on the silver screen in March in the drama "Remember Me."

I can honestly say that I have no idea at all who this guy is... From what I gather, he's a straight-shooting sparkly vampire-type that prefers the vein on a wiener more than the sweet juices flowing from the Y.

He also loves his dog...

I do believe Mr. Pattinson is being cheeky. If you read his other interviews he says the same. Seems he's tired of people being up his shit.

That sound you hear is the hearts of millions of women breaking.

But when you are the centerpiece of a emo-tastic vampire film, and have questions concerning which side of the plate you are swinging from, you might not want to feed the rumor mill.

I don't think he is feeding the rumor mill. I think he's being snarky.

You either Smoke dick or you don't. And those that don't NEVER joke that they do........

On behalf of everyone on the planet other than you who doesn't "smoke dick," we regret to inform you that your spokesperson privileges have been revoked.

I don't have any problem with cracking jokes about just about anything, no taboos excluded, but if someone ever actually tried to put their junk in my mouth, I'd rip it off, twist it into a pretzel, and hang it on their fucking nose.

Actually I have seen many hetro men in different career fields openly joke back and forth with their close friends and co workers with psuedo homosexual behavior.

BIG difference about joking with your buddies and doing it in the National Press.

read above^^^^^

spokesperson privileges  reinstated............ ;)

I make jokes about that kind of stuff all the time.

^^^ Most people who have no hang-ups about it have no problem joking about it.

Again........he didn't do this during halftime at the Superbowl high fiving his buddies. He stated it and was quoted by a national publication. Its strange at the very least.

^^^ C'mon, Defense...the guy was sitting at a bar, pounding some beers, probably sick of people sticking microphones in his face whilst pounding those aforementioned beers, and he made a wisecrack. It's not like he set up a press conference or something to publicly announce that he's allergic to vagina.

If you took seriously some of the things I've cracked jokes about while sitting at a bar, one might deduce that I am a child-molesting, zoo-fetish, androgynous nazi alien midget from the planet Boneya.

And I can promise ya one thing for damned sure...I've never even visited the planet Boneya.

;)

You can always be a Transyvanian transexual.

I can't be sure, but I don't believe I've ever cracked any jokes about being from Transylvania.

...but Rocky Horror Picture Show was definitely a cool flick.

I'm sorry , when your a famous actor and your being interviewed then you can make that point. Most real homosexuals in the limelight choose to keep it in the closet , I've never heard of any celebrity joking about it and would probably get slammed as a homo basher. He is definitely a Homesexual, he just doesn't know how to say it.


And just for the record I don't know how tall you are , but you might be a Nazi! Definitely not a child molester though.  ;) ;D

He just admitted to dating his costar which everyone knew all along. He's not gay. He was being cheeky. Not all men are terrified of being thought of as gay. Seriously. Why would you care?

* I have a hard time believing that you are close enough to "any" homosexual to know much about how people in that lifestyle behave. By your comments, you seem about as homophobic as any member of this board.


Thankfully, the sum total of the world's truths are not contained in what you've heard...


All evidence to the contrary, but hey...why bother with trivial stuff like evidence? ;)

Most real homosexuals keep it in the closet?

I guess Elton John is a fake one, along with Melissa Ethridge, Ellen Degeneres, George Michael, Neil Patrick Harris,  Rosie O'Donnel, kd lang,  TR Knight, BD Wong and many many others.

Didn't you know that being homosexual is the most shameful thing in the world? It's something that needs to be hidden.

^^^ I've been told that if you hold a homosexual's head under water for about 5 minutes, all the gayness just bubbles up out of them and they're miraculously cured.





(this is a joke... Kids, please don't try this at home)

I'll alert my friends that they should not be so out and proud.

I run around my gay neighborhood forcing them back in the closet!

Shoe horn for the small gays, crowbar for the big ones?

Or do you just tell them that Brad Pitt is naked in their closet, and then lock the door behind them once they're in there?

I prefer to violently force them back in the closet. That's what those queens deserve!

Sorry I'm late to this thread.  I was busy banging dudes.

I have always found that Mr Cruise would like to see them in the closet works the best. Then you just latch it behind them.

I wasn't sure because of the blindfold, but I thought I recognized your aftershave...

Actually is doesn't bubble up......it comes out there ass....... ::)

(Just thought I'd be as out there as you all enjoy beliving I am........)  :-*