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Title: Christmas grab help
Post by: Pats2006 on December 20, 2010, 07:32:44 pm
So tomorrow I have a work christmas grab or yankee swap. I don't have time to get anything but I want something funny. Any ideas of something funny I can get on my way to work at a gas station or supermarket? Its a $20 limit??


Title: Re: Christmas grab help
Post by: StL FinFan on December 20, 2010, 10:08:25 pm
fruitcake?


Title: Re: Christmas grab help
Post by: Sunstroke on December 20, 2010, 10:59:55 pm

A $20 "funny gift" from a gas station or supermarket?

Seriously?

Well, I guess I'd get a laugh out of two packs of smokes and a jar of olives...



Title: Re: Christmas grab help
Post by: Pats2006 on December 20, 2010, 11:10:48 pm
A $20 "funny gift" from a gas station or supermarket?

Seriously?

Well, I guess I'd get a laugh out of two packs of smokes and a jar of olives...



hahaha..... i was thinking of 20 bags of all those 99 cent bags of gummy bears/worms


Title: Re: Christmas grab help
Post by: StL FinFan on December 20, 2010, 11:31:19 pm
Popsicles


Title: Re: Christmas grab help
Post by: BoSoxGrl on December 21, 2010, 09:23:03 am
hahaha..... i was thinking of 20 bags of all those 99 cent bags of gummy bears/worms

perfect.


Title: Re: Christmas grab help
Post by: MyGodWearsAHoodie on December 21, 2010, 09:58:42 am
I was at the convenience store this morning getting a cup of coffee.  One guy was buying 6 - $50 gift cards to the convenience store.   He mentioned to the clerk that they were gifts for his staff and they were having an office party this morning.  He had further went on and mentioned that he had completely forgotten about getting gifts for his staff until this morning and in the past his wife would buy buy each of them something nice, but she had moved out a few months ago.

I thought of this thread. 


Title: Re: Christmas grab help
Post by: StL FinFan on December 21, 2010, 01:15:04 pm
^ Maybe if he had a better memory his wife would not have left him.  Just a thought. 
I wonder what Pats ended up buying.


Title: Re: Christmas grab help
Post by: MyGodWearsAHoodie on December 21, 2010, 01:21:14 pm
^ Maybe if he had a better memory his wife would not have left him.  Just a thought. 

I don't think memory is his issue.  More like general doucheness.

The store only has 5 parking spots.  His car was in two of them. 


Title: Re: Christmas grab help
Post by: Tenshot13 on December 26, 2010, 09:57:18 pm
I don't think memory is his issue.  More like general doucheness.

The store only has 5 parking spots.  His car was in two of them. 

Fuckers like that need their car run over with a monster truck.


Title: Re: Christmas grab help
Post by: CF DolFan on December 27, 2010, 04:06:30 pm
Hey Pats .... what did you end up doing?