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Another miserable season comes to an end today.

Play the kids and lets use this as a preseason game.

Well here we go...................

checkdown from chad on play 1

You know what would be better then a pats win? The pats holding Brown to under 30 rushing yards to stop him from getting half a mil...

abort chad henne.

wow... henne is going to be worse than could ever have been imagined

interception, go figure. I thought that I saw bess wide open. Did I really see that or was it wishful thinking ?

yeah and the fact he will probably be in NE next year too. Belichick loves to sign guys the Fins and Jets cut. Ronnine in NE running the wildcat is something I could easily see in 2011

What happened to "just throw me the damn ball and I'll catch it?" 

This team has quit on Sparano

NO effort on defense. They look terrible

And there's the vaunted D giving up 19 on a run.

TD, pats TE's are on fire this year!!

If Nolan left I wouldn't shed a tear.

I like him, he has had an OK year as D-coordinator, but if he left it wouldn't be a huge blow by any means

Their wildcat ate our pussycat..........

And there's the D giving up a way too easy TD pass.  This defense isn't any better than the offense.  Checkdown Chad could have made that throw.  I could have made that throw.

yeah throw it to him, not behind him to the other team. come on man, you just can't continue to be in denial about the level of ineptitude that is chad henne

bwa ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Behind him?  The ball was right there.  He had his hands on it and the defensive back took it away.

i know... nothing is ever henne's fault. its always someone else besides henne.

Devin Mccourty 7 ints ties him for the league lead in ints with Asante Samuel.

This is a pathetic display of ineptitude. It will help "the cause" in the long run though. ;D

Marshall called out Henne on Thursday and told him him to just throw him the damn ball he'd make a play.  Well where was it?  He threw it to him and he didn't make the play.  If you are gonna talk the talk, you gotta walk the walk.

FIRE TONY (clap clap-clap clap clap)!!!!  FIRE TONY (clap clap-clap clap clap) !!!

Fumbleruski, maybe the D can look somewhat respectable. Get ready for the FG fist pump, ha ha.

And henne responded that he is told to avoid interceptions at all costs.  Yet, he has 19 interceptions this year.  He blows.

Great pass by the douchebag henne.

Henne throws BEHIND bess again ........

no goooooooooood........

Can we put the D on the field to play offense ??

And there's the pro-bowl kicker missing another one.

now its in his head. He may be the next Vanderjat.

Might have to look for a new kicker.

The ENTIRE team blows.  Sparano blows.

Dolphins mailing it in for the 3rd week in a row

Ross is out of the country. He will be back soon and have a meeting with Sparano.

If we lose BIG today and look like fools again.....I don't care what Parcells thinks or tells Ross, there is no way Sparano can survive this.

3rd?  That's being generous.  It's at LEAST 5 weeks now.

PUT IN THIGPEN!

2/7 for 12 yards with 1 pick. HENNE SUPERSTAR!

Ross left the damn country in order not to see this shit. He is in a 3rd world country with out TV or radio, ha ha.

WHY? Thigpen is a free agent and won't be back next year.

Play Henne. At least he will be on our team next year as our #2 QB. Play the guys who will be around.

Yeah put in Thigpen.  If that doesn't get Sparano fired nothing will.

I concur 100%, can't hurt nothing now. But I don't want him hurt, we may need him next year, the way Henne looks !!!

Thigpen is a free agent. He won't be in Miami next year

God....we look terrible.

Solid pass from Henne there.  My god he sucks.

He may, you never know !!!

Trust me. I know. Henne will be our #2. And we will have to make a move to bring in anotehr guy.

No way we pay Thigpen to be a #3 QB. We will draft someone late or sign a young kid cut by another team to be our #3 QB

Phins putting toghether a good drive right here

I just said the same thing.  On deep passes, he checks down or overthrows.  To combat that, teams just stack the line.

Well that could be a mistake from what I'm seeing........

no pocket presence.

henne and his terrific football iq. sees they are bringing 100 guys on a blitz and thinks he has all day to get rid of it

Ummm, no

yup, and people wonder why our running game sucks.  Chad Henne has only hit like 9 out of 36 passes thrown longer than 20 yards this year.  No deep attempts, no deep completions.

Nothing to keep the defense honest..

NE is going to beat the dolphins and giants record for least turnovers in a year unless miami gets 3 more turnovers.

YES THIGPEN!

He may not do any better, but I'm sick of watching Henne's ass

Sparano HAS to go!

Seriously. This is a joke

that wasn't that bad of a pass to moore.  I wish henne would do that.  Put some air under the ball and let the receivers make a play.

unfortunately the best qb the dolphins had this year only had one arm. pretty sad state of affairs at the most important position on the team

The worst thing that could happen to us now is for Thigpen to play moderately well, so far that we got fooled into thinking he will be an adequate starter next year.  We need to draft a franchise QB.  (Or try to, at least.)

Like I said, he may not do any better but Henne ain't doing shit. Just his 1st series, maybe he can get into a rhythm or go crazy legs for us..

Eh.  I think he would be an adequate starter next year. rookie qbs should sit the first year anyways.

Can Pennington throw with his left arm ?

There goes Brady..

yeah because Joe Flacco, Matt Ryan, and Marc Sanchez only won big as rookies. Sit em  ::)

agreed

Thigpen has been in the league for 4 years.  I think that it's the same kinda thing as Henne -- if he was going to play well, he'd have done it by now.

If we can trade for a Kyle Orton I would be pleased. Start Orton. Draft a QB in rounds 3 or 4.  Henne as our #2.

That is a realistic scenerio for the Fins heading into 2011. Upgrade the RB and O-line. Our defense is young and will improve with experience.

We can be a viable playoff contender if that happens

His stats were good in KC, his w/l wasn't.  

And KC wouldn't have given him away for next to nothing. In this league you don't give up on Qb's who can play and just hand them away. Thigpen stinks

His stats were inflated. KC was awful. They were down by a ton of points each week and he was playing agasint prevent and soft zone defenses in games where the outcome was already determined. It was all garbage time where he put up his numbers

Brady back in..?

You may be right but he only played one game on a short week. His stats in the Bears loss were better than Henne's in the last Jets win.

at this point, henne has a long way to go in order to be a serviceable #2 qb

great pass, great catch,

Pretty good throw

I agree with MikeO.  There are no politics.

Good players play well.  Bad players don't.
Good players find a way to start.  Bad players don't.

If Thigpen were truly better than Henne, don't you think our staff would've figured it out by now?  If he were really a good player, wouldn't KC have held on to him for more than a late pick?

Even today, Thigpen's stats might fool you.  Up 14, the Pats have pulled Brady and will probably loosen their defense.  So, it's entirely possible that Thigpen might show well.  But when the lights are on and it counts, he's failed to do so for his entire career.

Look, I love the Fins and I'd love to be wrong, but everyone knows that the backup QB is the most popular guy in town.  Usually, there's a reason he's on the bench to begin with.

maybe they'll break his legs or arm.  Happy New Year Tom!!!!!!!

Why the heck is Brady playing again?   What are the Pats doing?  I admire Bellichek's go-for-the-jugular attitude, but this seems reckless.

Sparano should've stayed fat.

If Brady gets hurt, the pats are fucked !!!

i think henne is not on this team next year.

Yea, i thought he was done. I think he will just finish the half and be done.

Exactly!! You hit the nail on the head

He is sending a message to an AFC East Rival.....beat them so bad you knock them into a deeper hole than they already are

Our slapdick 2 minute drill should be interesting to watch.  It's one of the things that we suck at most!

nice job by thigpen,

damn penalty.

Henne would have went into the fetal position on that play, ha ha.........

schuler fucking blows.

Sparano might get fired at halftime.

TD........................... .......   whats a run!!!!!!!!

Should went for it on 4th down

un-fockin real.  just fire EVERYONE for pete's sake and be done with it

yea. must be nice to have a returner fast enough to take one to the house. Good thing that faggot ireland traded our speedy returner for nothing.

Sparano won't survive this.

It's over.

fire the coaches... that will solve the return coverage.

Bill Cowher....we have a legit shot now.

Houston keeping Kubiak. If Coughlin wins today he is staying in NY.

We are the only option left for him

I think ur right MikeO.  I thought he may weather this after reading the news reports this week.  I actually like him from a player's perspective, they respect him I believe, but after seeing today's debacle he's Dead Man Walking.

can't make it any worse

why the fuckis henne in????

Why is Henne back in the game??

Pick a friggin QB and play him!!!!!!

Idiot coaches

becuase the coaches are o-tards that's why.

These guys are clueless. Sparano has no control over his assistants or what is going on with this team. He acts like a spectator. Like he has no say in anything that is going on.

He is a puppet and MUST be fired

thigpen is 3/6 for 42 yards with 3 rushes for 21 yards.  Henne was 5/12 for 52 yards with apick.  

Good 1st half I would say...

maybe if cowher brings rapistberger and wallace with him that would make a difference.

if henne starts the second half, I am going to scream.

Don't kill the kitten !!!

Cowher as head coach. Keep Nolan as d-coordinator. And he can bring in an offensvie coordinator who isn't living in the 1950's and understands the NFL game in the year 2011

I think the writing's on the wall

I believe Sparano is gone after today.

Root for a Giants win today over Wash. Then Coughlin won't get fired and Cowher will be all ours if we want him.

The dolphins have a lot of tallent on there team. I think you guys just need a better coach.

INSULT TO INJURY
If Okland holds on to beat KC. the pats have Oakland's 1st round pick.

As of right now NE picks 15th. Miami picks 16th.

So not only do we lose the game to the Pats but they get a higher draft pick too.

unless the pats are going to pick q qb in the first round, not sure that matters

Now Bell has a serious injury.

That's great heading into next season

Ok time to take bets. Not like it matters but who starts at QB in the 2nd half ? Or are we running 2RBs and 2 QBs, ha ha ??

Actually if you count ronnie brown's famous wildcat, we would be running 2 1/2 qbs.

The ONLY logical reason Belichick is still playing Brady is that Belichick must not like Sparano and wants to get him fired.

There is NO reason at ALL for Brady to be out there now up 24-0 and having home field locked up

I doubt we take a qb in the first...it'll probably be Mark Ingram.

damn sparano needs to make a better tackle there

We are the laughing stock of the entire football world...

We are the Detroit Lions. We really are. In the last decade we have had numerous head coaches, all of them suck. Wasted high draft picks year after year. And just bumbling fools of an organization

 No way Tony survives this he is gone.
I will feel no sympathy for Tom Brady when he gets whacked by Wake and comes up lame with an injury why is he in there?
 Someone please end this.
 I cant remeber a game this hard to watch 31-0

WHY THE FUCK IS HENNE IN.

I wouldn't say we are the laughingstock, but this is still pretty pathetic

That's my boy. More batted balls and sacks. Bout time for a pick 6 !!!

6/15 for 71 yards, 1 pick, 2 sacks. Why is henne playing???

Cause Thigpen is worse

And wasting TOs to boot. Bwahahahaha. This shit is actually entertaining in a hilarious kinda way !!!

3/6 for 42 yards, 3rushes for 21 yards, and 0 picks is worse?

I have NEVER rooted against the Dolphins in my life.

But at this point in the game, its in the Oragnizations best interest going forward that New England win this game like 45-0 or 52-0.

Just so there is no doubt that Sparano should be fired

another sack taken by that piece of shit henne.

Ha, ha, haaaaaaaaa. Does it really matter at this point ?

At least Thiggy could get away from the pressure better than going into the fetal position. He looked like the only one on the team trying !!!

actually does. Thigpen is a free agent and will be gone. If he gets hurt we will be paying for his injury for years to come even if he is on another team.

Financially stupid to play Thigpen and risk that.

 backup QB and a wr playing for the first time this year looked better than Henne and any WR today that he threw to

48 net passing yards for henne.  sweet .15 ANY/A so far!

Irelands ass needs to be shown the door.

38-0....unless New England goes for 2!

Belichick must REALLY hate Sparano for pouring it on like this

What a catch!!

Woooooo Hoooooooo, lets put Brady back in ;D

Thank you Bill Belichick!!

Because of you Sparano is getting fired. I can't put into words how happy that makes me!! I take back every bad thing I ever said about you. So you want to video record practices and cheat a little, its ok. I forgive you.


Sincerely,
MikeO

Lets see what the douchebag Henne can do now.

sparano had great coverage on that td

I do enjoy how when henne fucks up, it is the coaches fault. when the defense fucks up, it is not sparanos fault.

GO THIGPEN.

Ginn dropped a pass, opps I mean marshall.

Not much difference between the 2 really

Looks like an early QB competition. Although, the QB switching smacks of desperation

Shows a head coach who has no ability to make a decision and stick with it.

or henne has posted a .16 ANY/A on 19 dropbacks.

this defense really really sucks when dansby is out.  Time to show crowder the door too.

I'll take it that is bad !!!

yea, it means he gains .16 yard per dropback.

it doesn't look like ronnie brown will get his 30 yards for his 500k bonus.

They gonna drop 50 on us, ha ha.

We are being butt raped by backups this awesome!!

Otherwise known as the Belicheck gang bang.....

What's Thiggys for the sake of comparison ?

6.01 ANY/A for Thigpen.  Doesn't include his 3 rushes for 21 yards though.

What's considered average this year ?

ben jarvis green ellis with as many career 1000 yard seasons as ronnie brown!

http://www.pro-football-reference.com/years/2010/passing.htm

click on the any/a column.  2nd from the right.

we would be like 11-5 if thigpen played all year.

receivers aren't helping thigpen very much today.

Henne's play today has dropped his ANY/A on the year to 4.92.  .08 better than last year.

Was that Long helping his old team buddy keep his job, ha ha ha.

there is nothing long can do to keep henne as starting qb.

Where did everyone go ?? They couldn't stand to watch anymore, ha ha....

So sad that sparano was so far up henne's ass that thigpen didn't get a real chance this year.

GO THIGPEN!

GO TYLER THIGPEN!!!!

 So does Ross Fire Tony today as he gets off the plane or does he do it tomorrow?
Im thinking Cowher will be introduced Wed. or Thursday

Henne wouldn't make these throws. Much less in the last 2 mins. Flame away guys, ha ha ha....

Touchdown Miami YEAH!!!!!!!!

henne is a big pussy.

 If Henne needs a job I hear that Tom Brady needs someone to carry his Jock wait I dont think Chad could do that either

henne couldn't carry tebows jock.

Well I know it's garbage time throws. But shit I wish Thigpen would have played at least half of each game since the jets game. I'll tell you this, everyone that says that Thigpen is trash has to at least admit that Henne is as trashy !!!

 I just hope the Jets get beat first round

 Finally it is over

yup. and they point to the chicago game (which he didn't play as bad as henne did in this game and the jets game), where he went from 3rd string to 1st string on a week they played a game on thursday.