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This is a cheerleader contest, so that we have something to talk about in the off-season.

I have put the girls in random divisions.  We will whittle down the choices until only ONE remains!  In this first round, you may select up to four girls that will proceed to the next round.

Voting ends when I have enough free time to put up another round...every couple of days, perhaps.

Victoria
(http://www.miamidolphins.com/sites/default/files/Vicky.JPG)


Brianne
(http://www.miamidolphins.com/sites/default/files/Brianne.JPG)


Kimberly
(http://www.miamidolphins.com/sites/default/files/Kimberly.JPG)


Kellie
(http://www.miamidolphins.com/sites/default/files/Kellie.JPG)


Jennifer F.
(http://www.miamidolphins.com/sites/default/files/Jennifer%20F.jpg)


Vanessa
(http://www.miamidolphins.com/sites/default/files/Vanessa.JPG)


Truly
(http://www.miamidolphins.com/sites/default/files/truly2.jpg)


Jessica
(http://www.miamidolphins.com/sites/default/files/Jessica.JPG)


Kristin
(http://www.miamidolphins.com/sites/default/files/Kristin.JPG)


Andrea Si.
(http://www.miamidolphins.com/sites/default/files/Andrea.JPG)


For full bios and action shots of each of the girls:
http://www.miamidolphinscheerleaders.net/content/2010-dolphins-cheerleaders

You may judge them on whatever assets you find appropriate.   ;)

isnt Lilly on the list???

(http://www.i-know-who-wins.com/LillyRobbins2.jpg)

What is the voting based on?  Just looks?  Dancing ability?

edit - nevermind I just saw the last line of your post.

Not on this list, yet.  There are too many to make one big list, so I've randomized divisions, so we can do it in sections.

Nice idea Dave.

Ok, some of you are not voting for 4!!

There should be a poll option for "whichever one is most receptive to gargling a random fan's junk."

^^^I would agree except I prefer the option of "random" fan being limited to a more localized list of options.

Thanks, although I've seen this done before.  One of the other fan sites (can't remember at the moment) had an elaborate contest as part of his main site during the season.  I didn't see his results or how he set it up, though.  I wonder if we'll have the same winner.


I thought the same thing.  I'm also surprised that #1 is getting as much love as she is.

#4 would be Kellie, and she definitely got my vote. If she also qualified under the "receptive to gargling random fan's junk" stipulation, I'd hack the site and vote for her again. ;)

I didn't vote for #4 and I did vote for #1.  I went with who I would rather bang and I prefer light meat to dark meat.  (not that I would turn any of them down, just that I got to choose 1 (or got to choose 4 for that matter) Kellie would not be the 1. 

Ok, maybe I was unclear.  Some of you are not making 4 choices!!!!

I missed the "vote for up to 4" part...I just voted for one (#4).

Well she is the only blonde in the group, well sorta blonde anyways.

I thought #2 was the prettiest of the group.

I didn't like the aura she was projecting.  A nice smile goes a long way for me.

I think we can be assured that I am judging on a whole different set of criteria from you guys.

Some how I suspect you were using neither Sunstrokes junk garbling nor my who I would want to bang most criteria. 

I think even you should be able to spot a bitch when you see one.  >:D

^ That's probably easier for me.  It takes one to know one!

Come on...we need one more voter to break this tie.

^^ you should move on all 6 of them. :)

I can't.  I need to set up a bracket with a set amount at some point.

How long are you leaving the voting open?

Until the tie gets broken and I notice it, I guess.  It's only been up one day.

Why not have a head to head between those two and take that winner (assuming another vote doesn't break their tie)?

^^^ I would give it time before closing out a poll or worrying about a tie.  It is the off-season (for all but Pitt and GB) so many folks don't log into football sites as often as during the season.  I would give it three day min. 

And if StL IS using that criteria, I'd really like to hear more about it. ;)

I think "Which one of these girls would like to gargle Sunstroke's junk and/or bang Hoodie" and vote accordingly.

I only voted for one because I did not read the "vote for 4" thing, but I can't go back and vote for more.

All right, I've voted.  Would you all believe that out of the 10 in this group, 3 either currently work at my office or recently did, and another 2 also work here?  I voted for Truly, who in person is even more striking than in that picture.  Fantastic girl, too.  Oh, and happily married, so don't ask, 'Stroke.

Where do you work?

The closest thing to a Dolphin cheerleader in my office is a woman with a striking resemblance to Dolphin Denny.

I think all of these cheerhotties are more than deserving of their miniskirted position with the team. I almost hate to exclude any in the voting...


This actually sounds like you're advising one option over another...

I work at one of the larger accounting firms in South Florida, in downtown Miami.

Voting locked.  We've got our 4.

i went 4 for 4. 

I am furious that Kellie did not make the cut.  She was my #1 seed (pun intended)!

I was 2 for 4 and I'm a bit upset that Andrea (#10) didn't make it.  Boo...

Thanks, I got a laugh out of this.

I just have one more thing to say on the subject:

(http://venomweb.150m.com/forum/kellie.jpg)

Damn you, The Dolphins Make Me Cry.com forum members.

She got my vote.  Anyone remotely ethnic generally has problems doing well in general polls like this.