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Same drill, folks.  This is the final Division.  Choose up to four to keep going.
Full profiles here: http://www.miamidolphinscheerleaders.net/content/2010-dolphins-cheerleaders

Amy
(http://www.miamidolphins.com/sites/default/files/Amy.JPG)

Ariana
(http://www.miamidolphins.com/sites/default/files/Ariana.JPG)

Shannon
(http://www.miamidolphins.com/sites/default/files/shannon_0.JPG)

Andrea Sm.
(http://www.miamidolphins.com/sites/default/files/Andrea%20Sm.JPG)

Brittany
(http://www.miamidolphins.com/sites/default/files/Brittany%20F.JPG)

Fabiola
(http://www.miamidolphins.com/sites/default/files/Fabiola.JPG)

Ashton
(http://www.miamidolphins.com/sites/default/files/Ashton.jpg)

Lily
(http://www.miamidolphins.com/sites/default/files/lilly.jpg)

Nikki
(http://www.miamidolphins.com/sites/default/files/Nikki.JPG)

Samantha
(http://www.miamidolphins.com/sites/default/files/Sam.JPG)

My top rated picks never make it. You guys (girls) have lousy taste ;)

Which is a good thing, of course, so keep up the good work!

So much yumminess, so few votes...

Oh my - if the Orange was the Ferrari and the Aqua was the Lambo, the navy division is the Gulfstream.  This group is ridiculous!

^^^ Agreed!!  This is the first group I had a tough time picking only four.

Scratching my head a wee bit here. Gulfstream...as in the recreational vehicle manufacturer? Or the private jet?

 

the private jet, my friend.  Big baller money.

I actually had a hard time getting to four on this one.  One was obvious (and others seem to agree), next two weren't hard, but I feel like I had to settle when I went for #4.

Two of the four I voted for in this section appear to be primed to move on to the next round (Amy and Nikki), but two are lagging behind (Ariana and Ashton). The one who has the most votes currently, Samantha, wasn't even on my radar.

Not really a boob man?  She's about to bust right out of her uniform.

^^ The boobs helped, but for me it was the hair.  Something about that hair.  I don't know why.  Maybe just because it's different?  Maybe because it makes her look....younger?  I don't know, but it's what I noticed right off and it made me vote for her.  I'm just a pig I guess. :)

I was debating between Fabiola and Ariana, but I settled on Fabiola.

I think she is cute, but her...um...disproportional parts are too much of a distraction.

What do you mean "disproportional"?  They look the same to me. :)

I admit it.  I'm a breast guy.

I think they are oversize for her frame, but I'm not a breast guy. ;D

In my life, I have yet to hear any man, ever, say, "That girl would be incredibly hot... if only her boobs were a little bit smaller."

And I strongly doubt that I ever will.

Not once?

I am in the size doesn't really matter camp. 

But I know guys who most certainly had a preference for smaller is better.  Most of them were not super public about this preference and would often pretend to like big knockers when in a group of guys to avoid being different.  The one guy I knew in high school who told his soccer team mates of his preference got ridiculed for being "gay" or a "wacko."

One guy who lived in my suite who I hung out with a lot freshman year,  He always pretended to admire the large breasted  women when someone would point them out.  One day I was in his dorm room moved something on his desk and saw one of his porn magazines.  So he told me, but he was very embarrassed.  I was like whatever floats your boat. He didn't want me to tell the other guys.  He had an impressive collection of magazines with titles like "flat & fuckable" "small and suckable" "itty bitty titties from heaven" etc. 

He only dated small or flat women, often they would not believe him when he would tell him he actually preferred their breast size.  One girl found his porn collection and at first was really mad that he owned porn and broke up with him.  But after her roommate pointed out  that his magazine choices meant that he wasn't just being polite and nice but truly preferred her body shape, they quickly made up.     

Sometimes we would at a bar or party and I would point out a smallish girl and he would respond, "too big."

I have had several other buddies with similar views and made similar comments. 

He transferred after Freshman year, otherwise I would have tried to hook him up with my nutcase ex gf.  Who ironically had hit on him extensively freshman year, but he ignored it because he found her breasts unattractive.  He liked her as a friend. 

If you search the web for porn you will clearly find more sites dedicated to large breasted women than small.  But there is absolutely no shortage of porn sites that cater to those who prefer flat or small breasted women. 

In my experience, "All guys like big boobs" is a myth.  And the truth is almost all guys who like small breasted keep it quiet and pretend to like big boobs to fit in.  While there maybe some hormone biological aspect to more guys like big boobs to small, I think the "big is better" attitude is more cultural and media driven than actual male preference driven.   

It may be a case that none of the guys you hang out with like small breasted women.  It may also be the case that your strong views on large breasts have made it so none of the guys you hang out with who like small breasted women feel safe sharing that secret with you for fear of ridicule.   

I've actually made a similar comment to my best friend at least a dozen times over the years. He likes gargantuan breasts...the type that could supply enough milk to feed a small African village, and I like smaller to mid-sized breasts that have "perky" as their primary description.