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Title: Why The Dolphins Suck Post by: RhodeIslandPhinFan on September 05, 2012, 08:02:39 pm I am not sure of this has been posted, but it's pretty funny. The comments are the funniest. Enjoy....I guess:
http://deadspin.com/5936988/why-your-team-sucks-2012-miami-dolphins?tag=why-your-team-sucks-2012 Title: Re: Why The Dolphins Suck Post by: CF DolFan on September 05, 2012, 09:30:40 pm Some of that article hit close to home. I could see this happening.
Quote Ross also declared that he'd like to see the team change uniforms after watching the Marlins rebrand themselves. Because you should always take cues from the Marlins when it comes to things of that nature. I'm very excited for the team to erect a giant Carmen Miranda statue in the end zone. If Tannehill hits the statue, everyone at the stadium receives a free can of Fanta.[\quote] Title: Re: Why The Dolphins Suck Post by: badger6 on September 05, 2012, 09:51:13 pm Ha, ha, ha, I'm ROFLMFAO. You can't make this shit up any better. Highlights, and I quote......
"By the end of this season, Tannehill will be throwing passes with his eyes closed from the fetal position." "Here's our fight song - http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=vq6Q9wu3F6w (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=vq6Q9wu3F6w)- FUCK MY LIFE." "I've noted on more than one occasion to fellow fans that Dave Wannstedt remains the most successful head coach of the Post-Johnson Era. And it isn't even really close. Someone should die for that." "I knew I had reached the low-point of fandom last year as I watched Chad Henne throw another pick and thought to myself, "I miss Jay Fiedler." "This team isn't going to have a franchise quarterback again until Marino's dead, which is why from here on out I'm anxiously awaiting the day Marino and Sharpe at long last push Esiason over the edge, and Esiason finally goes postal on live TV." Title: Re: Why The Dolphins Suck Post by: Landshark on September 05, 2012, 10:14:20 pm I was laughing out loud for a good three minutes after reading this. I think this guy has a lot of pent up anger in him.
Title: Re: Why The Dolphins Suck Post by: badger6 on September 05, 2012, 10:21:06 pm I was laughing out loud for a good three minutes after reading this. I think this guy has a lot of pent up anger in him. The comments at the bottom were the best part. I was thinking that I was a frustrated Dolphins fan until I read the comments. I then realized that the Miami Dolphins is only a name, uniform, and team colors to me at this point and the rest is just horseshit and has been for 10-12 years. I guess that I am a fan only out of nostalgia and old times. A truly horrendous product, it makes me sad...... Title: Re: Why The Dolphins Suck Post by: masterfins on September 05, 2012, 11:02:04 pm "I've noted on more than one occasion to fellow fans that Dave Wannstedt remains the most successful head coach of the Post-Johnson Era. And it isn't even really close. Someone should die for that." Say it ain't so!! SAD, SAD, SAD! Funny article and comments though. Title: Re: Why The Dolphins Suck Post by: Landshark on September 05, 2012, 11:07:45 pm ^^^^^^
Now that was a fucked up comment. I thought I was frustrated but some of these guys apparently forgot to take their medication Title: Re: Why The Dolphins Suck Post by: Thundergod on September 06, 2012, 12:44:51 am Comedy gold. I love it. Those comments from the Dolphins fans, awesome. I hear ya brothers, I'll be dead when this team wins a Super Bowl.
Title: Re: Why The Dolphins Suck Post by: el diablo on September 06, 2012, 07:39:32 pm One of those articles that you laugh to yourself. But would never share with a non-Dolphins fan.
Title: Re: Why The Dolphins Suck Post by: bsmooth on September 07, 2012, 03:28:19 am "We are Cleveland with a beach."
"Brian Hartline has worse legs than the horses on "Luck"." Title: Re: Why The Dolphins Suck Post by: Dolphster on September 07, 2012, 08:16:24 am I thought it was pretty funny too. I wish the team wasn't that bad. But sometimes things get so bad that you have no other option than to laugh about it. There will be better days ahead for the team. Not sure when. But eventually.
Title: Re: Why The Dolphins Suck Post by: tubba marxxx on September 07, 2012, 02:46:30 pm Pure gold. The comments were the best part. Love it
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