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Title: FAU's athetic program to offically align with the criminal justice system Post by: MyGodWearsAHoodie on February 19, 2013, 05:04:47 pm http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaaf-dr-saturday/florida-atlantic-close-stadium-naming-rights-deal-prison-171206798--ncaaf.html
This is too funny. I can't wait for the first time an FAU football player gets arrested. Title: Re: FAU's athetic program to offically align with the criminal justice system Post by: Sunstroke on February 19, 2013, 05:22:13 pm Random gags, zingers and bon mots... * FAU recruiters are now looking for a true lockdown corner... * Among consideration for new sporting mascots: The Mules, The Rats, The Shankers and The Dead Men Walking... * FAU will now abandon their pistol offense scheme until all players receive their concealed weapons permits... * FAU sincerely hopes that more of their football players turn pro than con... Thanks, Hoodie...that shit is therapeutic. ;) Title: Re: FAU's athetic program to offically align with the criminal justice system Post by: Landshark on February 19, 2013, 09:18:17 pm Random gags, zingers and bon mots... * FAU recruiters are now looking for a true lockdown corner... * Among consideration for new sporting mascots: The Mules, The Rats, The Shankers and The Dead Men Walking... * FAU will now abandon their pistol offense scheme until all players receive their concealed weapons permits... * FAU sincerely hopes that more of their football players turn pro than con... Thanks, Hoodie...that shit is therapeutic. ;) A few more to add on: - Having weapons on offense will take on a whole new meaning for FAU football. - Here's to hoping they provide soap on a rope for the players after practice - Those white stripes on the field have serious value inside GEO Group's buildings, but not the men in the black and white stripes. Title: Re: FAU's athetic program to offically align with the criminal justice system Post by: Fau Teixeira on February 20, 2013, 10:40:46 am Maybe they'll name the stadium:
The Big House Cellblock F Death Row Isolation The Box i could keep going :) Title: Re: FAU's athetic program to offically align with the criminal justice system Post by: CF DolFan on February 20, 2013, 10:45:05 am I'm guessing the U was their first choice but the Dolphins own the naming rights.
Title: Re: FAU's athetic program to offically align with the criminal justice system Post by: Dave Gray on February 20, 2013, 11:05:32 am The hole? Double meaning...
Title: Re: FAU's athetic program to offically align with the criminal justice system Post by: Dave Gray on February 23, 2013, 02:05:45 pm My bro-in-law sent me an email calling it: OWLcatraz. I thought that was really clever.
Title: Re: FAU's athetic program to offically align with the criminal justice system Post by: Landshark on February 23, 2013, 02:11:32 pm My bro-in-law sent me an email calling it: OWLcatraz. I thought that was really clever. Nice!!!!!!!!!!! |