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Title: Reality & Post by: Denver_Bronco on October 01, 2013, 12:17:51 am Thorough ass kicking from the Saints. I could only sit and laugh dreaming of a match-up against that paper mache defense and dropping about 70 points. Your pixie dust has run out.
I hope you enjoy history this year. There is nothing sweeter than tuning into your team on fox and having them switch 'to a more competitive game' because your team is up by 40 in the 3rd quarter and the other sideline has that look of helplessness. Enjoy those freebies vs the likes of Geno Smith & EJ Manuel. I fully expect Miami to be in the playoffs on wildcard weekend. My hope is that they beat whoever they get that week and come to Denver so they can get throttled. If you thought Dan Marinos farewell 62-7 tour was bad, you aint seen nothing yet. Title: Re: Reality & Post by: Sunstroke on October 01, 2013, 01:15:16 am "The troll, freshly awakened from his Summer snooze, stumbled out of the woods and into the clearing outside the village of Weeping Phin. The children of the village stopped and stared at the creature before them. One little Weeping Phinian girl tugged at her mother's skirt and asked 'Mommy, what is that repulsive and foul smelling beast?' The mother smiled and said "That's just a stinky old troll, darling. They don't come near normal folks often, but there's no need to worry, as they are completely harmless. The troll bellowed a few halfhearted insults at the villagers, picked its troll nose, wiped it on its troll trousers, and wandered back into the woods..." Title: Re: Reality & Post by: Landshark on October 01, 2013, 06:32:02 am "The troll, freshly awakened from his Summer snooze, stumbled out of the woods and into the clearing outside the village of Weeping Phin. The children of the village stopped and stared at the creature before them. One little Weeping Phinian girl tugged at her mother's skirt and asked 'Mommy, what is that repulsive and foul smelling beast?' The mother smiled and said "That's just a stinky old troll, darling. They don't come near normal folks often, but there's no need to worry, as they are completely harmless. The troll bellowed a few halfhearted insults at the villagers, picked its troll nose, wiped it on its troll trousers, and wandered back into the woods..." BAHAHAHAHAHAHA Title: Re: Reality & Post by: Dave Gray on October 01, 2013, 10:57:03 am Good to have you back, DB. I missed you during the Tebow year.
But, jokes aside, this was a reality check. We're not good enough to hang with the elite teams. I expected to get beat down and we played accordingly. We need a few more years and a few more players. Title: Re: Reality & Post by: Brian Fein on October 01, 2013, 11:00:19 am Thanks for your once-a-year troll post. No one cares about the Broncos.
Title: Re: Reality & Post by: Denver_Bronco on October 01, 2013, 05:14:04 pm Good to have you back, DB. I missed you during the Tebow year. I believe I actually stopped in during the Tebow year considering they knocked the defending champions out in the divisional playoffs. Who can forget that glorious play-action pass in overtime? Epic! But, jokes aside, this was a reality check. We're not good enough to hang with the elite teams. I expected to get beat down and we played accordingly. We need a few more years and a few more players. There is only one elite team and thats the Broncos. You may have inflated records for teams like Seattle and New England but in the end its smoke and mirrors. The Broncos are throttling teams,not just beating them. The worst thing that happened to the league was that miracle last year. We all know Denver was the best team in 2012. They are on a mission this year - going undefeted. Title: Re: Reality & Post by: Sunstroke on October 01, 2013, 08:51:20 pm There is only one elite team and thats (insert name of team you cheer for here). You may have inflated records for teams like (insert names of teams that you don't like here) but in the end its (insert lame-ass excuse here). The (insert name of team you cheer for here) are throttling teams,not just beating them. The worst thing that happened to the league was that (insert lame-ass excuse here) last year. We all know (insert name of team you cheer for here) was the best team in 2012. They are on a mission this year - going undefeated. ^^^ Troll smack form 113-B Title: Re: Reality & Post by: Guru-In-Vegas on October 02, 2013, 01:52:02 am ^^^ Troll smack form 113-B "The troll, freshly awakened from his Summer snooze, stumbled out of the woods and into the clearing outside the village of Weeping Phin. The children of the village stopped and stared at the creature before them. One little Weeping Phinian girl tugged at her mother's skirt and asked 'Mommy, what is that repulsive and foul smelling beast?' The mother smiled and said "That's just a stinky old troll, darling. They don't come near normal folks often, but there's no need to worry, as they are completely harmless. The troll bellowed a few halfhearted insults at the villagers, picked its troll nose, wiped it on its troll trousers, and wandered back into the woods..." Your story of epic troll slaying will carry on for generations, Stroke. :D Title: Re: Reality & Post by: Landshark on October 02, 2013, 08:00:11 am Your story of epic troll slaying will carry on for generations, Stroke. :D I agree. I wish I could've had him in my class back when I taught 12th grade English many years ago. Title: Re: Reality & Post by: Sunstroke on October 02, 2013, 11:45:16 am Your story of epic troll slaying will carry on for generations, Stroke. :D That's the thing...you don't even need to slay trolls. You just ignore them, and they go away. I only wish that it worked as well for pudgy plagiarists with dissociative identity disorders... ;) Title: Re: Reality & Post by: Guru-In-Vegas on October 02, 2013, 07:13:16 pm That's the thing...you don't even need to slay trolls. You just ignore them, and they go away. I only wish that it worked as well for pudgy plagiarists with dissociative identity disorders... ;) The hits just keep on coming. :D :D :D Title: Re: Reality & Post by: dolphins4life on October 05, 2013, 01:32:45 pm DB, how can you laugh after what happened last year to the Broncos?
Title: Re: Reality & Post by: MaineDolFan on October 05, 2013, 05:58:45 pm They let you have computer privileges in jail? I'm not sure how to feel about that...
Title: Re: Reality & Post by: Landshark on October 05, 2013, 08:33:54 pm DB, how can you laugh after what happened last year to the Broncos? It will be all the more funny when it happens again this year. You know Peyton has a knack for choking in the playoffs. Title: Re: Reality & Post by: dolphins4life on October 05, 2013, 09:29:42 pm ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
No, his teams just crash around him. He has very good playoff numbers in his career. Title: Re: Reality & Post by: Landshark on October 05, 2013, 10:17:41 pm ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ No, his teams just crash around him. He has very good playoff numbers in his career. Then explain the key picks he threw in his last two postseason games Title: Re: Reality & Post by: Spider-Dan on October 05, 2013, 10:29:15 pm They wouldn't have been key if his team hadn't been crashing around him for the previous 3 quarters?
Title: Re: Reality & Post by: dolphins4life on October 05, 2013, 10:34:28 pm Seriously, you blame him for a loss in which his team couldn't execute a simple PREVENT defense and gave up a Hail Mary?
Title: Re: Reality & Post by: Denver_Bronco on October 06, 2013, 09:39:04 pm What a great win for the Broncos today. Reminiscent of a champion prize fighter.
The pixie dust wore off for the Fish. I see your true colors shining through. Thats why love you. Dont be afraid to let them show lol Title: Re: Reality & Post by: masterfins on October 06, 2013, 10:00:51 pm What a great win for the Broncos today. Reminiscent of a champion prize fighter. Great Win??? They gave up 48 pts, TO THE COWGIRLS!! Title: Re: Reality & Post by: Denver_Bronco on October 06, 2013, 10:06:41 pm Great Win??? They gave up 48 pts, TO THE COWGIRLS!! Or how avout giving up 48 points, on the road and still finding a way to win. Thats incredible! Its a true testament to their greatness. And probably will be the only time they'll be on the ropes for the remainder of the year. No matter which way you slice it offensively Dallas have what amounts to one of the best 5 in the league.Title: Re: Reality & Post by: el diablo on October 06, 2013, 10:19:53 pm Laugh now. Cry later when Cold Weather Peyton shows up. I mean, chokes up. We'll still love you when those true colors show up.
Title: Re: Reality & Post by: Fau Teixeira on October 06, 2013, 10:22:33 pm What a great win for the Broncos today. Reminiscent of a champion prize fighter. This is the anti-fins board, not the around the NFL board, keep posts on topic or i'll have to creatively edit them at my own personal whim, 1st and only warning to anyone that can read this... i don't care if your grandmother is the personal fluffer for the 49ers .. keep it in the appropriate boards. Title: Re: Reality & Post by: Tenshot13 on October 06, 2013, 10:45:53 pm Apparently Tenshot13 can't read the post directly above this one and decided that a personal attack was a good idea. SMH
thread locked .. seriously people .. it's not difficult.. come on here .. trash the team .. post crap about how horrible the assistant ball-boy is or whatever .. don't come on here and tell us how much you gushed over walking into peyton manning banging your sister or how much some other poster can't troll well enough .. come on .. seriously |