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Title: Hot wives of QBs (was NE @ MIA predictions)
Post by: Sunstroke on December 12, 2013, 06:16:45 pm
I predict that after the game, both Tannehill and Brady will go home and have freaky sex with their smokin' hot wives.

Damn, it feels good to be a QB gangsta...



(http://rankrant.com/wp-content/uploads/lauren.jpg)(http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/001/855/830/gisele_bundchen-740_display_image.jpg?1327982838)


Title: NE @ MIA predictions
Post by: dolphins4life on December 12, 2013, 06:24:40 pm
^^^^

Which is which?


Title: NE @ MIA predictions
Post by: Sunstroke on December 12, 2013, 06:27:40 pm

Lauren Tannehill <---> Gisele Bundchen


Title: NE @ MIA predictions
Post by: Pappy13 on December 12, 2013, 07:02:55 pm
This is one area in which Tannehill has Brady beat. (Note: I'm not sure that is Lauren Tannehill)


Title: NE @ MIA predictions
Post by: Sunstroke on December 12, 2013, 07:43:27 pm

^^^ It came up on the image search for "Lauren Tannehill," and looked very much like the other pictures of Lauren on that page. Breastages looked a little larger, which is why I chose that photo. ;)



Title: NE @ MIA predictions
Post by: Spider-Dan on December 12, 2013, 08:05:44 pm
Doesn't look like her to me, and I still think she's overrated (too skinny).   But we've already done the Lauren Tannehill discussion to death.

I'd take Hartline's girlfriend over either of them:

(http://coedbc.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/brian-hartline-girlfriend-2.jpg)
(http://coedbc.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/brian-hartline-girlfriend-7.jpg)


Title: NE @ MIA predictions
Post by: Dave Gray on December 12, 2013, 10:53:45 pm
^ I hate that selfie pose that girls do with the sideways turn and the hand on the hip...what...is...that?


Title: NE @ MIA predictions
Post by: EKnight on December 12, 2013, 10:55:05 pm
^ I hate that selfie pose that girls do with the sideways turn and the hand on the hip...what...is...that?

Was thinking the same. Nothing makes a hot 20 year old look more like a wannabe 13 year old. -EK


Title: NE @ MIA predictions
Post by: Tenshot13 on December 13, 2013, 06:48:35 am
^ I hate that selfie pose that girls do with the sideways turn and the hand on the hip...what...is...that?
That's the, "Hey look how nice my tits and ass are" pose.

31-10 MIA


Title: NE @ MIA predictions
Post by: Dave Gray on December 13, 2013, 10:27:46 am
Was thinking the same. Nothing makes a hot 20 year old look more like a wannabe 13 year old. -EK

Very well put.  It's such a turnoff for some-reason.  Makes women look like little girls.


Title: NE @ MIA predictions
Post by: MyGodWearsAHoodie on December 13, 2013, 10:59:42 am
This is one area in which Tannehill has Brady beat. (Note: I'm not sure that is Lauren Tannehill)

Really?  Let see.  Gisele Bundchen highest paid model on the planet.  Lauren Tannehill isn't even close.  The gap between Tom's success and Ryan's isn't nearly as wide as the gap between their wives. 


Title: NE @ MIA predictions
Post by: Pappy13 on December 13, 2013, 01:21:17 pm
Really?  Let see.  Gisele Bundchen highest paid model on the planet.  Lauren Tannehill isn't even close.  The gap between Tom's success and Ryan's isn't nearly as wide as the gap between their wives. 
Just my personal opinion. I don't care for Gisele in the least.


Title: NE @ MIA predictions
Post by: Cathal on December 13, 2013, 03:08:50 pm
I always thought Gisele's the face was a bit manly. :x


Title: Re: NE @ MIA predictions
Post by: AZ Fins Fan 55 on December 13, 2013, 05:52:20 pm
I always thought Gisele's the face was a bit manly. :x

Bingo....decent body....face like a man.

Take off the homer glasses hoodie.



Title: Re: Hot wives of QBs (was NE @ MIA predictions)
Post by: Sunstroke on December 13, 2013, 07:09:44 pm

I can't stand the Patriots, but I think anyone who sees a man's face on Gisele is out of their ever lovin' mind...

Gisele has a very natural beauty, the type that looks fine with or without make-up. I think Tannehill's wife looks a little too plastic, and makes me wonder what she looks like first thing in the morning before she applies the spackle.




Title: Re: Hot wives of QBs (was NE @ MIA predictions)
Post by: suck for luck on December 13, 2013, 09:50:02 pm
G is borderline ugly.


Title: Re: Hot wives of QBs (was NE @ MIA predictions)
Post by: mecadonzilla on December 13, 2013, 10:24:32 pm
Gisele has a face?!  :o  I had no idea.  My eyes were too captivated by her body to look further north. 


Title: Re: Hot wives of QBs (was NE @ MIA predictions)
Post by: fyo on December 14, 2013, 05:29:58 am
G is borderline ugly.

(http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g221/fyodor_/gisele.jpg)

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_rPuhgiGm-xw/TCpGvmH4kEI/AAAAAAAAAuQ/JlsJPih2Mxg/s1600/2.jpg)

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_rPuhgiGm-xw/TCpGvFFaEGI/AAAAAAAAAuI/FlM4gIbl98s/s1600/1.jpg)

(http://www.demeterclarc.com/wp-content/uploads/images/2011/06/GISELE-BUNDCHEN-BIKINI-701x1024.jpg)


Title: Re: Hot wives of QBs (was NE @ MIA predictions)
Post by: Spider-Dan on December 14, 2013, 07:15:22 am
Gisele (and Lauren) are both attractive women, no doubt about that.  I just find other women more attractive.


Title: Re: Hot wives of QBs (was NE @ MIA predictions)
Post by: Tenshot13 on December 14, 2013, 09:01:15 am
Everyone says Gisele is one of the hottest woman alive and I don't see it. She's pretty, but nothing special.


Title: Re: Hot wives of QBs (was NE @ MIA predictions)
Post by: EDGECRUSHER on December 14, 2013, 07:03:11 pm
Giselle is not pretty at all, she DOES have a man face. She is a media creation. Maybe once she was pretty with makeup, but definitely not now.


Title: Re: Hot wives of QBs (was NE @ MIA predictions)
Post by: el diablo on December 14, 2013, 09:49:39 pm
Definitely feels good to be a QB gangsta.


Title: Re: Hot wives of QBs (was NE @ MIA predictions)
Post by: Sunstroke on December 14, 2013, 10:01:43 pm

^^^ Glad to see someone appreciated the Geto Boys reference. ;)



Title: Re: Hot wives of QBs (was NE @ MIA predictions)
Post by: Landshark on December 14, 2013, 10:18:47 pm
^^^ Glad to see someone appreciated the Geto Boys reference. ;)



All I gotta say to you wanna be, drawn ta me
Crumb snatchin, coochie eatin prankstas
When I get my Hall of Fame bust, whacha gonna do??
Damn it feels good to be a QB gangsta


~ Tom Brady


Title: Re: Hot wives of QBs (was NE @ MIA predictions)
Post by: Sunstroke on December 14, 2013, 11:20:10 pm


I just want to bury my face between those near-perfect cheeks and motorboat until I have a concussion...


(http://www.demeterclarc.com/wp-content/uploads/images/2011/06/GISELE-BUNDCHEN-BIKINI-701x1024.jpg)