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Jerry Rice is saying Harbaugh is leaving.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/11/04/jerry-rice-jim-harbaugh-is-gone-and-its-affecting-the-49ers/?ocid=Yahoo&partner=ya5nbcs

Not that he's definitely right, but if he is, who you got as their next HC? Some of the comments are indicating Rex Ryan? That would be... interesting.

I've spoken with inside sources (they weren't outside at the time) who have overheard people close to the organization (possibly the hot dog vendor 2 blocks from the stadium), and they believe the list of potential head coaches to replace Coach Harbaugh, once Harbaugh leaves to join the Romanian circus, will possibly include the following people:

* Denzel Washington: Praised for getting white and black football players to get along in the locker room at T.C. Williams High School, the Remember the Titans star is a perfect choice to soothe the turmoil within the 49ers organization.

* Dave Gray: After successfully managing TDMMC to multiple Dolphins Chat Board Championships, Mr. Gray is a natural choice to lead the 49ers quest for their sixth Super Bowl.

* Bill Walsh: Sure, he may be currently deceased, but the 49ers legend could be revived through a voodoo ritual to continue his dominant run as an NFL head coach.

* Traian Basecu: Expected to step down from his current position as President of Romania in protest over Harbaugh's joining their national circus.

No way they would hire Rex. I think Quinn in Seattle might be a very real choice.

They might hire Big Rex..... as DC.

What happened to this seemingly perfect marriage?

I usually agree with you Stroke, but I have to disagree with a couple of your inside sources possible new HC's.  First off there is no chance Denzel Washington will come to San Francisco.  More likely it would be Mathew "allright, allright allright" McConaughey.  Washington's jump from High School football to the NFL is just too big of a leap, whereas McConaughey's rebuilding of Marshall's college program is more inspiring.  Secondly, there is a better chance of locating Ted Williams' cryogenical frozen skull, than propping up Bill Walsh on the sidelines.

Tough to argue with that. Sometimes you've got to go back to actually move forward... ;)

you both have it wrong.... the next coach will be gene hackman.  He has pro experience coaching the sentals

Al Pacino, his experience of developing developing running QB Willie Beaman from 3rd string QB into genuine threat will be invaluable in turning around a sputtering Colin Kaepernick.

Ian Rapoport of NFL Network is reporting Harbaugh won't leave west coast and is off the Dolphins radar. Plus Ross would rather have Harbaugh at Michigan than Miami

Jim Harbaugh is no longer on the #Dolphins radar in unlikely event Philbin is fired. His wife wants to stay in the Bay Area. Hello #Raiders

For #Michigan fans curious about Jim Harbaugh: Booster Stephen Ross is much more interested in him at U-M than with #Dolphins

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/534030208052232194
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/534033726335107072

^^^ Well heck, if it's in a tweet, it has to be real...

 ::)

Any news that says Harbaugh won't be hired by the Dolphins is good news.

Tweet from a respected NFL reporter. I know you are the last person on earth who is clinging to the fact Harbaugh  is staying in SF. But everyone on ESPN, FOX, NFLN, NBC is reporting else wise. Might go with them over you on this one

You can go to NFL.com and watch video of his report so you can see the words come out of his mouth since a tweet isn't good enough for you

I'm just going to go with "If it happens, it happens, and until it does, I'm not buying it." Including the current rumor, there have been 173 different "Harbaugh is leaving" rumors since he arrived in SF. The first 172 have been wrong.

Hey, if you keep betting on those rumors though, eventually one of them is going to pan out for ya...

^^^ C'mon, MikeO always leaves himself an out.  If you read his post careful he said he "Might go with them over you"  So, if it happens its "see I told ya", and if it doesn't, then it's "I didn't say it was gonna happen, I said it "might" happen.

Harbaugh will never go to Michigan.  Here's why.  Years back, when Rich Rodriguez got canned, Michigan was set to hire Les Miles but LSU countered with a lucrative extension.  They then set their sights on Harbaugh and all but had a deal in place, until Harbaugh made a comment that Michigan was always picking up convicts and undesirable players that would've never been allowed on campus in the Bo Schembechler days when he played.  That really pissed off some big name boosters who quashed the hiring.  Apparently those boosters have long memories.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/11/30/report-jets-raiders-are-expected-to-inquire-about-harbaugh/

Per Adam Schefter the Raiders and Jets are showing interest in Harbaugh. If Jim won't move off the east coast I think the Jets are wasting their time. Especially when he has a spot in Miami any time he wants it.  But maybe the big city of New York could draw Jim to the east coast

Stick a fork in Harbaugh and the 49ers. 49ers season ended today and Harbaugh is a goner

As long as Harbaugh takes Greg Roman with him, I'd probably be OK with it at this point. A retarded 6 year old child could come up with better offensive game plans than Roman...

I hope Miami squeaks into the playoffs...I'd hate to have nobody at all to cheer for in the postseason.

Fins are done.  49ers are done.   Miami TV station reporting its Raiders or Fins for Harbaugh. Those are his only 2 options as he isn't serious about going to the Jets. Miami is a better team and he will have an owner who will worship him but if he doesn't want to leave California then he takes the Raiders job

I don't think the fins are done yet

I don't either...

The Fins are done. Too many injuries, a horrible O-Line, bad play-calling, dink-and-dunk offense, no explosive plays, a defense that fails at critical times, and on and on and on. At this point, we should just root for the best teams who can beat the Pats.

What happened to the 49ers?

Finnegan OUT. Taylor OUT. Delmas OUT. Will Davis OUT. The secondary is shot for Miami. Walt Akins is starting at Safety next week...nuff said

O-line.....Albert OUT. Dallas Thomas SUCKS. Colledge can't play a lick. The o-line is shot for Miami.

Throw in Misi playing half speed with a bad hamstring now and Jenkins now hurt who knows his status.

The Fins are throwing out a bunch of scrubs. The team is done. They have nothing left. Nobody left.

Forget about injuries for a second and realize that Miami needs to win out and then pray for some help elsewhere. It's over.

If Miami loses next week I'll consider them done.

Brady vs a secondary playing Walt Aiken and RJ Stanford ....we are done!

Next week could be very ugly

As a betting man, you're probably right, but I won't say we're absolutely done until we're mathematically eliminated from the playoffs.

We already have a thread about Philbin's job status. This thread is about Harbaugh. Let's keep it on track or I'm closing this. Don't need two threads on Philbin's status.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/12/10/tomsula-remains-early-favorite-to-replace-harbaugh/


SF next head coach rumors are beginning. Looks like SF might stay in house to replace Harbaugh

Michigan just offered Harbaugh $48 mill over 6 years. NFL Network is reporting Harbaugh is seriously considering it

That's ridiculous to pay any coach that much.

How does what just happened affect things now?

what just happened?

49ers were leading SD by 21 points at halftime.
SD won after SF fumbled in OT.