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I figured I'd give it a go and start this since I didn't see anything.

Well, that wasn't the fast start they were talking about.

Well.... This is certainly... expected? First Bortles, now Tyrod?

Just keep shooting ourselves in the foot. Jarvis has a great run, but the o line blows it again.

Team has no life. Stadium looks like zombies . No life at all

Well, they got a first down at least, before punting. Baby steps. Hopefully the defense can can get a stop. The team just feels like they're going through the motions, except Landry.

This game is over

Is McCain going to do anything, ever??

The great thing about the Phins is that they tell you early whether or not you should watch the rest of the game. So far, this looks like a first half viewing only.

Down by 7 in the 1st quarter is over?

OK, sooooooo, this has gone from a half viewing to just the 1st quarter. If the offense doesn't show anything in the first quarter, it's over. Who thought we'd beat Buffalo?

We ain't the Pats. :D

How can the fish be sooooo outcoached the first three games?????

Do you people even watch the game? Talking about the offense when this is CLEARLY the worst defense in the league. It's not even close.

It's over. You clearly arent' watching the game. Team can't do anything right. Bills by 40 today

I can't tell who's worse miami's offense or defense.     They're both terrible!!!!!!!      EQUALLY!!!

Coyle might be the worst defensive coordinator in the league. He isn't even playing a MLB and is going with 3 safetys (2 of which suck)

Defense hasn't made 1 play to stop anyone. Fins o-line sucks but the rest of the unit is fine

Looks like my 28-17 Bills prediction was too conservative, I figured the D would keep us in for a little bit. I'm going with MikeO, 48-17 (can I change it?) :)

So who should get fired after this blowout?????.     

not this week, after next week before the bye week. Philbin is done if this game continues and its a 40 pt Bills blowout as it looks like it will be

Definitely Coyle should get the AX.  My local Pee wee team can run all over these guys.  Offense line is atrocious. This Dolphin team is  looking worst than last season.  Im going to play some madden at least I can expect Miami to win

Coaching may suck but truthfully the Dolphins are the biggest bunch of pansies in the NFL. They have  no heart or pride. To come in to this game with no passion is not a coaching issue. That's an "I'm a pussy" issue.

and now a pick  >:(

Juice is the absolute most overrated piece of shit I have ever seen

Looking like a home blowout....Philbin all but gone..another lost season!

"No sense of urgency in Dolphins defensive huddle"

That says more about this team than anything else. We need to get rid of every single person responsible for the talent .... or lack thereof ... on this team.

WTF is this? Just got home and pulled up a feed online. I can see we're getting thrashed again. Just put all 2nd string in and cross your fingers, lol.

Landry is a possession receiver who can't fucking catch

If you're wanting someone to back you up on bashing Landry I think you're going to be SOL. He's been the only bright spot on this team and one fumbled pass doesn't change that.

I was thinking the same thing.

He does it more than once.  Why do people think he is any good. His yards per catch is shit and he has stone hands.

WTF is up with all the pitch and sweep plays? They don't work!!!

You need to not be bashing Landry. That man is the only one who does anything week after week. Hell, he's the only reason why we have one win.

I'm thinking Lazor needs to go too. He's an idiot for calling for plays. He also runs them when they're on the wrong side of the field, why rush it on the short side?

Wow that defense sucks

McCain, cut his ass right now.

Looks like Coyle needs to go also. Shit, everyone needs to go.

They are all gonna be fired at the end of the year. Getting rid of Philbin in 8 days is the first step

They should just show the cheerleaders more often. Only good product on the field right now.

McCain't got lucky, twice.

Seriously, Lazor is an idiot. You run the two minute drill so well, just keep doing it. It works!

Firing Philbin does nothing but appease the fans. This team has way more issues than head coach.

I thought that was the plan when he got here. All I heard was about a quick uptempo offense. Where is it? They put too much though process into the play selections and outsmart themselves instead of just playing.

Dolphins went full retard

The two-minute drill only works against two-minute defenses.

I was waiting for when the consecutive passes without an INT "mentioned" curse was going to kick in.

Can't get rid of every player. Gotta start somewhere. And appeasing the fans does matter I hate to break it to ya

I made this a while back, and I still stand by my notion that Tannehill is overrated.

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Sweet catch by Landry short of the first down.

he relies too much on that turd Landry.

Are Landry and Cameron the only receivers we have? Where is everyone else?

Time to play Parker over Jennings. 2 drops by Jennings and Parker needs to play more

STFU with ripping Landry. Your football IQ can't go any lower. You have no idea what your talking about

Yep...he's the captain of the ship and this ship is sinking!

Never liked him...no fire. ..nothing

I let's see what kind of halftime adjustments the fearless leader will make!  Maybe he will just go home

"Our halftime adjustment will be the following, McCain, you are cut, and I resign." - Philbin

I'm not saying not to do it and in fact ... I would if I was Ross. I'm just saying it doesn't make us any better. We are a turd team and trying to fix it with the garbage who has been making calls isn't the answer. That includes Tannenbaum and any other person who currently has an agenda in the organization. We need to start over with new leaders and that's no more important than the talent evaluators.

I think the problem is that Tannenbaum and the other retreads in the front office know that Ross doesn't know what he's doing. They see him as a fat paycheck. They are taking a lesson from Parcells, take the money and run.

Ritchie Incognito is a perfect example of why we suck. He fits in on the other teams in our division. As Omar pointed out ... We are a soft "finesse" team in a division of bullies.

Does anybody have fun watching this team?  This has sucked every year except penningtons year since fiddler was here. Same crap different year.

How is it that McCain is still playing in this game.?????

Seriously!

because he's the best of what we have left. We have no talent and certainly no depth

Same reason fox is. That idiot hickey decided that dt was a huge offseason need instead of focusing on actual holes.

1yf rec for Landry!

They aren't getting better this year. So, gotta start the clean up process now. Firing Philbin is Step 1

Typical

This is fucking ridiculous ???

The amount of stupid timed penalties just shows how un coached Miami actually is.

Walt Aikens isn't an NFL player
Billy Turner isnt' an NFL player
Jordan Tripp was cut

Hickey's draft last year of "smalls school guys" was on par with the worst Ireland draft.

Can't wait for Hickey to be gone too. 2 years, 2 bad drafts

imagine when we start playing better teams  :'(

Bring back sabAn. If they hire pagano I may quit football

I hope you are being funny.  Ever hear of personal responsibility?

Tannehill has no idea what to do against a blitz.

Almost picked trying to force it to Landry

4 plays to get 2 yards. The summation of problems. You can't win with this team if you can't run that in.

He has been drilled every play. Give him a break.

the o-line has no idea what to do against a blitz is more like it

I was looking at feeds about people going off about 3 INTs costing us the game. I was like REALLY?  :o

Poor kid never had a chance. That oline is beyond horrible. McCain should be cut tomorrow too.

Only 1 of those int's was tanny's fault.    The first one bounced out of Landry's hands.    The offensive and defensive lines are to blame for this massacre

How long is Ross going to keep drinking the Philbin koolaid?  I think we need a change at the top.

We can't even make an extra point, haha.

Fins have gone over 90+ snaps now without giving up a sack. Only cause Tannehill is running for his life and just throwing balls away to avoid them. Not cause the o-lien is playing well

I'm so frustrated. .  We just keep giving points away.

Give it up, let go. It's gonna be a long winter.

Sure glad we spent so much money on our Defense.  ???

It is painful.  I live in Maryland, (used to live in Boca Raton) and the Phins are still in my blood..... I think I need a transfusion.

Another week where clueless Joe is out-coached.  Want to see the difference between clueless Joe and Rex Ryan.  Rex Ryan gets upset at stupid penalties when his team is up by 20.  Clueless Joe still is on the sideline looking like an extra in The Walking Dead.

I agree. Joe must go!  Let him take Lazor with him.

Maybe the Phins will be denied landing privileges in England and have to forfeit the game.  Save us all some pain.

A total embarrassment.  Rex Ryan coaching and caring until the end vs Joe Philbin who looked like he was stoned on crystal meth the whole game.

http://slicemiami.com/2015/09/27/miko-grimes-arrested-after-bills-dolphins-game-video/

Bad Day all around for Brent Grimes, his loud mouth wife Miko got arrested after the game