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Title: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Dave Gray on November 20, 2016, 04:20:41 pm
I'm not feeling good about this.


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Run Ricky Run on November 20, 2016, 04:24:11 pm
Great start ...


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: CF DolFan on November 20, 2016, 04:29:38 pm
Looks like we believed the hype and forgot we have to play to win. I sure hope they wake up soon.


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Run Ricky Run on November 20, 2016, 04:38:06 pm
Keep chucking it to the douchebag Landry.


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Dolfanalyst on November 20, 2016, 04:38:21 pm
Looks like we believed the hype and forgot we have to play to win. I sure hope they wake up soon.

Remember that you have a home underdog here, playing a team on a four-game win streak, likely coming together to overcome the presence of a rookie QB.

You have to get that rookie QB to make mistakes early and demoralize the team.  Otherwise they just build momentum.


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: CF DolFan on November 20, 2016, 04:39:03 pm
Well I sure hope we have something other than screens. We've already run a bunch and they've sniffed out all of them.


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Dolfanalyst on November 20, 2016, 04:39:25 pm
Wasted the Ajayi run with poor execution by Tannehill there.  Should've waited a split second longer on the Ajayi screen, and shouldn't have thrown the pass to Landry.


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: CF DolFan on November 20, 2016, 04:40:39 pm
Wasted the Ajayi run with poor execution by Tannehill there.  Should've waited a split second longer on the Ajayi screen, and shouldn't have thrown the pass to Landry.
Obviously. I don't understand why he's even playing!  ::)


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Dolfanalyst on November 20, 2016, 04:41:28 pm
obviousoy. I don't understand why he's even playing!  ::)

Figured that would draw a favorable reaction from the folks who can't stand to hear anything negative about Tannehill. :D


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Dolfanalyst on November 20, 2016, 04:43:23 pm
BACARDI Rambo.... :D


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Dolfanalyst on November 20, 2016, 04:46:14 pm
That would've been a flag last week. ;)


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Cathal on November 20, 2016, 04:48:24 pm
So far I'm glad I've had this on as background noise. I don't expect much from them even though they're on a streak.


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Dolfanalyst on November 20, 2016, 04:48:53 pm
Lippett still learning the corner position.  Should've made the tackle and forced the punt there, instead of going for the ball.


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Dolfanalyst on November 20, 2016, 04:52:10 pm
So far I'm glad I've had this on as background noise. I don't expect much from them even though they're on a streak.

They're not yet good enough to win when either 1) situational variables are unfavorable (for example, when other teams aren't complacent), or 2) they don't enjoy the benefit of luck (i.e., a strong turnover margin).

You're wise not to expect much.  We're not dealing with a juggernaut here.


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Cathal on November 20, 2016, 04:54:25 pm
This team is just getting beat up on both sides of the ball.


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Dolfanalyst on November 20, 2016, 04:54:32 pm
Landry is ridiculous.  The guy needs to control himself.


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Cathal on November 20, 2016, 04:55:13 pm
I might even turn it off as background noise. It's not even worth being white noise.  ;D


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Dolfanalyst on November 20, 2016, 04:55:18 pm
This team is just getting beat up on both sides of the ball.

Good defensive call there.


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Dolfanalyst on November 20, 2016, 04:55:57 pm
I might even turn it off as background noise. It's not even worth being white noise.  ;D

Better to use a ceiling fan or something. ;)


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Dolfanalyst on November 20, 2016, 04:57:51 pm
Gase needs to get some control over these needless penalties.  That was nearly the difference in the game last week.


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Dolfanalyst on November 20, 2016, 05:08:08 pm
I don't know how sensible it is to split Ajayi out wide when he isn't all that great a threat receiving, and play-action to him should be highly effective at this point.  I'd leave him in the backfield and fake it to him.


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Dolfanalyst on November 20, 2016, 05:12:17 pm
Perfect example there of where pressure on Tannehill would probably be attributed to the offensive line, whereas his mistake on the play before put the team in an obvious passing situation and permitted the opposing team to call an all-out blitz.


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Run Ricky Run on November 20, 2016, 05:27:07 pm
Tannehills is playing like shit


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Baba Booey on November 20, 2016, 05:33:51 pm
Tannehills is playing like shit

He's 10 for 13 and we have Pouncey, Tunsil, and Albert OUT. Not much more he can do honestly. No protection at all and he is still 10-13 and getting hit hard on a lot of throws


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Dolfanalyst on November 20, 2016, 05:35:11 pm
Tannehills is playing like shit

In 2013 the Dolphins beat the Patriots 24-20, Tannehill's QB rating was 121 (YPA 8.4), and the offensive line starters were McKinnie, Brenner, Pouncey, Jerry, and Clabo.

He's going to have to do something similar in the second half here.


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Run Ricky Run on November 20, 2016, 05:35:53 pm
He's 10 for 13 and we have Pouncey, Tunsil, and Albert OUT. Not much more he can do honestly. No protection at all and he is still 10-13 and getting hit hard on a lot of throws
His completion percentage is due to his never throwing the ball away and his fucking shit screens.


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Dolfanalyst on November 20, 2016, 05:37:20 pm
Jesus Terry Bradshaw is getting fatter.


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Dolfanalyst on November 20, 2016, 05:38:34 pm
His completion percentage is due to his never throwing the ball away and his fucking shit screens.

Completion percentage is meaningless when your YPA is 3.9.


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Dolfanalyst on November 20, 2016, 05:40:38 pm
From "ESPN Stats and Information" on the ESPN website:

Quote
Ryan Tannehill was 10-of-13 for just 51 yards in the first half, his 3.9 yards per attempt are on pace to be his lowest of the season. Tannehill entered the game averaging 8.0 yards per pass attempt on the season, sixth-best in the league.


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Dolfanalyst on November 20, 2016, 05:43:02 pm
The Dolphins are in this game because they're playing against a rookie QB who's playing like a typical one.


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Dolfanalyst on November 20, 2016, 05:49:26 pm
Unfortunately the Dolphins don't seem to have the ability to adjust to the kind of quick passing game New England runs very effectively when they need to.  That would be what's called for in this game.


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Dolfanalyst on November 20, 2016, 05:50:50 pm
At some point Vance Joseph is going to have to start calling this game as though the defense is going to win this game by taking advantage of a rookie QB.


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Dolfanalyst on November 20, 2016, 05:52:02 pm
Well, there goes the turnover margin.


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Run Ricky Run on November 20, 2016, 05:52:19 pm
Lol fuck tannehill


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Run Ricky Run on November 20, 2016, 05:52:44 pm
Fuck gase too. Tannehill isn't the answer. Run the ball


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Dolfanalyst on November 20, 2016, 05:53:32 pm
Fuck gase too. Tannehill isn't the answer. Run the ball

If I were Gase I'd be telling Vance Joseph to get his guys to win this game, because obviously the offensive guys aren't.


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Dave Gray on November 20, 2016, 05:59:19 pm
Bullshit call


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Dolfanalyst on November 20, 2016, 05:59:47 pm
This is another game riddled with penalties.  Really no excuse for that and indicates a coaching deficiency.


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Dolfanalyst on November 20, 2016, 06:00:19 pm
Bullshit call

And it was, but you could tolerate that if it wasn't the umpteenth penalty of the day.


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: mecadonzilla on November 20, 2016, 06:03:57 pm
Tannehill continues to under perform. At some point, he has to rise to the occasion. He normally does the opposite. If everything has to be near perfect for your QB to win, then you don't have a good QB.


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Dolfanalyst on November 20, 2016, 06:08:15 pm
Tannehill continues to under perform. At some point, he has to rise to the occasion. He normally does the opposite. If everything has to be near perfect for your QB to win, then you don't have a good QB.

The problem here today is that the offense is most definitely undermanned, and if that's having an effect on Tannehill it's having the effect of making him play extremely poorly, rather than at the average or slightly below average level at which a better QB would perhaps play.


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: dolphins4life on November 20, 2016, 06:09:25 pm
Clock is ticking down on Miami's season


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Dolfanalyst on November 20, 2016, 06:11:32 pm
Boy if it isn't a sign of desperation when you challenge a play that has no business being challenged....


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Dolfanalyst on November 20, 2016, 06:16:58 pm
And I almost took the 1.5 points and bet on the Rams today, but being unsure whether Goff would screw up stopped me....


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Run Ricky Run on November 20, 2016, 06:18:05 pm
The score might as well be 100-0. No way the are coming back.


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Dolfanalyst on November 20, 2016, 06:18:46 pm
Even a field goal here wins this game IMO.


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Dolfanalyst on November 20, 2016, 06:20:14 pm
The score might as well be 100-0. No way the are coming back.

Well they needed a pick-six last week and kickoff return for a TD the week before.  You mean we aren't going to get another miracle? ;)


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Dolfanalyst on November 20, 2016, 06:21:24 pm
Goff might've just won the game with that footwork, assuming they make the FG.


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Dolfanalyst on November 20, 2016, 06:23:10 pm
This is where a QB who is a leader grabs the facemasks of those backup linemen and says "GIVE ME THE TIME I NEED TO WIN THIS."


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Baba Booey on November 20, 2016, 06:24:25 pm
I love how the people who took 1 month off from this site when the team was winning found their way back to the site today


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Dolfanalyst on November 20, 2016, 06:26:03 pm
I love how the people who took 1 month off from this site when the team was winning found their way back to the site today

Is this the part where we start to take out our frustration on each other? :)


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Dolfanalyst on November 20, 2016, 06:26:44 pm
Another costly penalty.  This is ridiculous....


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: dolphins4life on November 20, 2016, 06:29:27 pm
One quarter to save the season for the Dolphins


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Dolfanalyst on November 20, 2016, 06:29:33 pm
Do you know how hard it is to lose a game in the NFL when the turnover margin is even and the opposing QB has a rating of 65 and a YPA of 5.2? :D


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: hordman on November 20, 2016, 06:31:39 pm
Yes, I know they are missing 3 starting OL, but man Tannehill is not the man.  So, either it's poor play calling on the coach's part or he stinks.  Which is it? I'll hang up and listen


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Dolfanalyst on November 20, 2016, 06:32:47 pm
Yes, I know they are missing 3 starting OL, but man Tannehill is not the man.  So, either it's poor play calling on the coach's part or he stinks.  I'll hang up and listen

Tannehill doesn't stink.  He's an average QB.  For every game like the one last week, there's one like this.  That's the definition of average.


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: hordman on November 20, 2016, 06:35:25 pm
Tannehill doesn't stink.  He's an average QB.  For every game like the one last week, there's one like this.  That's the definition of average.

he still didn't win last week for the record, Kiko did.  When he completed the long pass to Parker and they ended up with the FG and the 24-24, he was walking off the field with a smile.  You think Brady does that?  Not in this lifetime


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: dolphins4life on November 20, 2016, 06:35:46 pm
Quarterback play is not that important guys


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Baba Booey on November 20, 2016, 06:35:59 pm
One quarter to save the season for the Dolphins

How overdramatic are you? Go change your tampon you sound like a woman.


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Dolfanalyst on November 20, 2016, 06:36:11 pm
Do you know how hard it is to lose a game in the NFL when the turnover margin is even and the opposing QB has a rating of 65 and a YPA of 5.2? :D

Now a rating below 63 and a YPA of 4.5.  Down 10-0.  Unreal.


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: dolphins4life on November 20, 2016, 06:36:36 pm
Gase needs to consider if this four down territory


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Dolfanalyst on November 20, 2016, 06:37:26 pm
he still didn't win last week for the record, Kiko did.  When he completed the long pass to Parker and they ended up with the FG and the 24-24, he was walking off the field with a smile.  You think Brady does that?  Not in this lifetime

He has but a mere average level of leadership, as well.


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Dolfanalyst on November 20, 2016, 06:38:21 pm
Quarterback play is not that important guys

You're watching a game where both QBs are struggling mightily and 10 total points have been scored in over 3 quarters.


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: dolphins4life on November 20, 2016, 06:38:27 pm
Brady has teammates that bail him out when he has a bad game.





Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: dolphins4life on November 20, 2016, 06:38:56 pm
You're watching a game where both QBs are struggling mightily and 10 total points have been scored in over 3 quarters.

I live in New England where the Patriots have won game after game in which Brady has been sub-average.


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Dolfanalyst on November 20, 2016, 06:40:16 pm
I live in New England where the Patriots have won game after game in which Brady has been sub-average.

Tannehill isn't merely "sub-average" today.  This is poor play at an extreme.  It barely gets any worse than this at the NFL level.


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Run Ricky Run on November 20, 2016, 06:42:45 pm
Tannehill is bad.


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Dolfanalyst on November 20, 2016, 06:46:58 pm
Tannehill's net YPA today is now 1.3.

Of the 512 games played in the NFL last year, ALL FIVE HUNDRED AND TWELVE of them featured a net YPA higher than that.


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Dolfanalyst on November 20, 2016, 06:51:20 pm
I'm not sure you can say Gase has control of this team when there are two weeks in a row of these kinds of penalties.


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Run Ricky Run on November 20, 2016, 06:51:40 pm
Quarterback whisperer imo


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Run Ricky Run on November 20, 2016, 06:53:04 pm
If it is garbage time it is tannehill time.


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Dolfanalyst on November 20, 2016, 06:53:41 pm
Here's where the Dolphins have to pass, the whole world knows it (including the opposing defense), and yet the average Dolphins fan attributes the QB pressure to the linemen.


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Dolfanalyst on November 20, 2016, 06:55:00 pm
Notice this is another game where Landry has been shut down.  Those kinds of games almost always feature very little offensive production by the Dolphins.


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: dolphins4life on November 20, 2016, 06:56:08 pm
Still a flicker of hope here, but need to score quickly


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: dolphins4life on November 20, 2016, 06:57:36 pm
Don't do anything stupid here


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Dolfanalyst on November 20, 2016, 06:59:42 pm
If it is garbage time it is tannehill time.

I'm not sure.  That TD elevated the Dolphins' chances of winning from 4% to 21%.  Should we call that garbage time?


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Dolfanalyst on November 20, 2016, 07:01:40 pm
Believe it or not, Tannehill's QB rating is now slightly higher than Goff's, but because the Dolphins haven't enjoyed the turnover margin they have in recent weeks, the scoreboard says what it does at this point.


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Dolfanalyst on November 20, 2016, 07:04:09 pm
3rd and long and the Rams are almost certainly going to run Gurley and be stopped.  This is about when a dumb penalty ensues.


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Dolfanalyst on November 20, 2016, 07:05:22 pm
Wow.  Very surprised they passed there.


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Run Ricky Run on November 20, 2016, 07:06:10 pm
Why not call a to.


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Dolfanalyst on November 20, 2016, 07:07:30 pm
One time out and the two-minute warning and all you need is a FG to tie.


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Dolfanalyst on November 20, 2016, 07:08:36 pm
Wow, BIG penalty there.  Now you have enough time for the win.


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Dolfanalyst on November 20, 2016, 07:12:52 pm
Parker amazing catch and has the sense to roll out of bounds.


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Run Ricky Run on November 20, 2016, 07:15:40 pm
Holy shit lol


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Baba Booey on November 20, 2016, 07:16:47 pm
All the haters can suck it!!!

Tannehill baby


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Dolfanalyst on November 20, 2016, 07:17:28 pm
Tannehill just took this team from being 4% likely to win, to being NINETY-EIGHT PERCENT likely to win.

That's what you call WINNING a game, folks.

Tannehill might've played like garbage before then, but he indeed won this game.


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Spider-Dan on November 20, 2016, 07:18:19 pm
BUT HIS YPA GUYS


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Dolfanalyst on November 20, 2016, 07:18:29 pm
You can't very well think Goff is gonna pull this off....


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Dolfanalyst on November 20, 2016, 07:19:52 pm
BUT HIS YPA GUYS

His YPA was fantastic during that period.  Imagine what it must've been to pull it from 1.3 to 4.2 in only two drives.


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Baba Booey on November 20, 2016, 07:23:31 pm
BUT HIS YPA GUYS

LMAO!!!  F' the YPA nonsense!! LOL

All the haters will continue to hate. F' them too


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Spider-Dan on November 20, 2016, 07:25:10 pm
It's a sad state of affairs when one of the main things I look forward to after a MIA win is to come here and throw it in the face of other supposed "Dolphins fans."

How terribly bittersweet it must be for you to see the MIA starting quarterback win a game.


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Dolfanalyst on November 20, 2016, 07:27:44 pm
LMAO!!!  F' the YPA nonsense!! LOL

All the haters will continue to hate. F' them too

Don't look now, but YPA told the story of the day.

When YPA was poor, so was the offense.  When it was very good, so was the offense.

My lord, think, people. :D


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Spider-Dan on November 20, 2016, 07:30:44 pm
So you're saying that offensive drives that end in TDs are a good thing?

Amazing analysis.  Where can I sign up for your newsletter?


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Dolfanalyst on November 20, 2016, 07:30:56 pm
It's a sad state of affairs when one of the main things I look forward to after a MIA win is to come here and throw it in the face of other supposed "Dolphins fans."

How terribly bittersweet it must be for you to see the MIA starting quarterback win a game.

Not sure who you're addressing, but I for one think it's absolutely terrific! :)

I was just fist-pumping and yelling at my TV! ;D


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Dolfanalyst on November 20, 2016, 07:34:21 pm
So you're saying that offensive drives that end in TDs are a good thing?

No, I'm saying YPA is the strongest index of the probability of that, a point you seem comfortable illustrating yourself as incapable of grasping in your attempt to caricature it. ;)


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Baba Booey on November 20, 2016, 07:35:48 pm
It's a sad state of affairs when one of the main things I look forward to after a MIA win is to come here and throw it in the face of other supposed "Dolphins fans."

How terribly bittersweet it must be for you to see the MIA starting quarterback win a game.

Half of these people on this site aren't Fin fans and they are miserable MF'ers.

At least a few that came out of hiding for 3 quarters today can go back into hiding. C Ya Haters!


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Spider-Dan on November 20, 2016, 07:36:03 pm
I was just fist-pumping and yelling at my TV! ;D
Oh, I certainly don't doubt that the final two MIA drives involved a lot of yelling at the TV for you.


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Dolfanalyst on November 20, 2016, 07:37:07 pm
Oh, I certainly don't doubt that the final two MIA drives involved a lot of yelling at the TV for you.

Paranoid much? :D


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: hordman on November 20, 2016, 07:38:33 pm
Arguably one of the ugliest, most improbable wins I have witnessed in my 46yrs of being a Phins fan.  

That being said, Tannehill proved the naysayers wrong (that includes me!) and found a way to get his team in position for 2 scoring drives to end the game.  Hats off to him and hope he continue to do so.

All in all, the Def did a good job of keeping Gurley in check and harassed Goff, but I wish the Dolphins had a better Off game plan for most of the game, really underperformed for most of the game.

It's great to be 6-4 and looking towards getting more wins.

Let's Go Phins!!!!


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Dolfanalyst on November 20, 2016, 07:40:05 pm
Half of these people on this site aren't Fin fans and they are miserable MF'ers.

At least a few that came out of hiding for 3 quarters today can go back into hiding. C Ya Haters!

I was here all day long and told it like it was all day long.

Now, who's showing up only when they feel like they can rub something in someone's face, even if it's off-base?


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: disappointedyearly on November 20, 2016, 07:40:34 pm
It's a sad state of affairs when one of the main things I look forward to after a MIA win is to come here and throw it in the face of other supposed "Dolphins fans."

How terribly bittersweet it must be for you to see the MIA starting quarterback win a game.

I feel the same way. I almost want to start an anti- negativity game thread sometimes.


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Spider-Dan on November 20, 2016, 07:42:23 pm
No, I'm saying YPA is the strongest index of the probability of that, a point you seem comfortable illustrating yourself as incapable of grasping in your attempt to caricature it. ;)
So it seems that going forward, an acceptable form of critique is to evaluate a QB's statistics only on drives that score TDs and then call that a game analysis.

Useful information for the future.  MIA lost by 20?  Just look at Tannehill's YPA on their scoring drives!


Title: Re: Live blog - at Rams
Post by: Dolfanalyst on November 20, 2016, 07:44:19 pm
So it seems that going forward, an acceptable form of critique is to evaluate a QB's statistics only on drives that score TDs and then call that a game analysis.

Useful information for the future.  MIA lost by 20?  Just look at Tannehill's YPA on their scoring drives!

No, you can use the overall statistic, as well.

The turnover margin was even.  Miami's YPA for the day was 5.1, and the Rams' was 4.5.

A 4-point win for the team with the higher YPA in a low-scoring game is an expected result, given those features.

Keep trying. ;)