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Lets see if we make a bad team look good this year, lol...

Wake getting his motor running early.

Our defense looks porous today. I fucking hate playing the Jets.

This year and last year, Miami has been getting its opponents to miss field goals.

Who are the idiots calling the game for CBS?  They're terrible.

Offense looking shitty also!

The Dolphins are a hard team to watch. Everything is a struggle.

Play calling today is worse than the 1st half last week.

Wow. I expected at least a FG by now.

Well, last week taught me not overreact

MJLGA - Make Jets Look Great Again. Get some hats made up!

The offense looks horrid.

It certainly looks like the Phins thought it was an easy game and no need to compete.

WTF is this horseshit?

The offensive line is living up to their name as they are truly offensive. Take out their normal piss poor pass blocking and Ajayi is still averaging 1.5 a carry and it's almost half time. Glad we didn't spend any money to improve them.

If it wasn't for the penalties against the Jets, we'd be in serious crap. I mean, we're already in some crap, just not that serious right now.

OK, I take that back. We're in some serious crap. Lol.

I said in the predictions thread that we have a history of taking these type games for granted.

Verner living up to why the Bucs cut him.

Hope these legendary halftime adjustments kick in before the 2:00 warning.

It's not a question that the Dolphins will lose this game.  The question is whether or not the Dolphins will score a single point against a terrible team.

This is sad.

Not sure they can be any more embarrassed. I'm glad we're so worried about kneeling for the anthem and not silly things like playing football.

Why is it not one single Dolphin looks prepared to play this game?

Apparently Timmons knew something we didn't!!

The saddest part is that we've all seen worse Dolphins teams beat better Jets teams on several occasions.

WTF was that? Good god, was that the big halftime adjustment?

I'm not saying the sky is falling, it's just sad to watch.  They could just match up bad with the Jets.  Everyone looks lost right now though.

It takes a special coach and special players to be dominated in all areas of a game by a team playing for the # 1 pick in next years draft.

Well ... many Dolphins took a knee while the whole Jets team stood and locked arms for the anthem. Apparently they are still on their knees caused they are currently getting bitch slapped.

Not only are we sucking, the refs are against us too.  Obvious hold, obvious incomplete pass.  Bullshit

We can't blame anyone for this garbage but ourselves.

So we need 3 TDs and hold them to no more scores to win. This should be fun...

If Cutler can only complete 5 yard passes, its time to bench him.  Down 20 points and this is our play calling?

Cutler is totally clueless.  BENCH HIM!

Great protest by the Dolphins today, they decided to kneel for the whole fucking game.

Down by 20 points and our defense celebrates and talks trash to the Jets.  You can't make this up.

Down by 20 and Cutler is running the play clock to under 10 seconds.  Then on 4th and 6th, he throws a 4 yard pass.  Pure genius.

I'm looking forward to Gase's press conference. He's usually a dick at his press conferences. He should be an unusually erect dick at the next one

I'm calling what I see.  Refs screwed us on that play.  Doesn't matter anyways, they still get crushed 

The good news is we helped a QB end his 9 game losing streak. Yeah you us!!

This game is mercifully over.  So now the Dolphins travel to London for their home opener.

And we miss the extra point to close it out. Simply fabulous. At least we scored something though ::)

And to top it off, fucking Brady and the Patriots do it again!!!

He was definitely a dick in today's press conference. No doubt he is pissed. That's the best thing I've seen all day!!

If it is any Consolation, Jets are still in 4th place in the division.  (Bills are back in first place)