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Title: Insane Bill Belichick prediction
Post by: BigDaddyFin on May 17, 2018, 10:12:50 am
From the mind that brought you Pizza-cles, Dildarts, and Guess What's In My Pants: The Board Game.

Bill Belichick will retire one of two ways:

He wins the next two Superbowls, thus giving him 4 out of 6 and equaling Chuck Noll.
He wins 10+ games a year over the next 7 years, breaking Don Shula's record of 325.

Meanwhile:

Nick Saban wins two more national championships at Alabama giving him more than Bear Bryant while at Alabama and more overall titles.  Quits to avoid burnout and or scandal.  Spends a year as an analyst and joins the Patriots as DC/Special assistant to the head coach.

The second Belichick retires, Nick Saban becomes the new head coach of the New England Patriots.


Title: Re: Insane Bill Belichick prediction
Post by: MyGodWearsAHoodie on May 17, 2018, 11:35:26 am
My less insane prediction, BB retires and becomes VP of Football operations.  NE only interviews three people for HC Josh McD, Brian Flores, and Ian Fears because nobody else will interview.  Josh becomes HC and Brian gets promoted to D.C. Ian to OC.


Title: Re: Insane Bill Belichick prediction
Post by: CF DolFan on May 17, 2018, 11:58:12 am
I have to believe Josh was verbally promised something like that already. Otherwise ... his backing out at the last minute really doesn't make sense.


Title: Re: Insane Bill Belichick prediction
Post by: MyGodWearsAHoodie on May 17, 2018, 12:39:03 pm
I have to believe Josh was verbally promised something like that already. Otherwise ... his backing out at the last minute really doesn't make sense.

I agree.  And so nobody will interview.  Patriots will use Flores and/or Fears to compile with Rooney and get a promotion on Josh's staff in return.


Title: Re: Insane Bill Belichick prediction
Post by: BuccaneerBrad on May 17, 2018, 01:46:19 pm
I have to believe Josh was verbally promised something like that already. Otherwise ... his backing out at the last minute really doesn't make sense.

I agree as well.  The only reason they couldn't make him the "head coach in waiting" like they do at colleges is because it would be a clear violation of the Rooney Rule


Title: Re: Insane Bill Belichick prediction
Post by: Pappy13 on May 17, 2018, 05:43:10 pm
The second Belichick retires, Nick Saban becomes the new head coach of the New England Patriots.
Saban's not coming back to the NFL. He's got it better at Alabama.


Title: Re: Insane Bill Belichick prediction
Post by: EDGECRUSHER on May 17, 2018, 07:53:31 pm
Saban's not coming back to the NFL. He's got it better at Alabama.

Exactly, the NFL has a salary cap but Saban can pay those kids whatever he wants.


Title: Re: Insane Bill Belichick prediction
Post by: Spider-Dan on May 18, 2018, 01:00:01 am
He wins the next two Superbowls, thus giving him 4 out of 6 and equaling Chuck Noll.
Belichick doesn't need to win a 6th and 7th SB to equal Noll's 4 titles.

That's like saying Brady needs to win the next two to get 4 titles in a decade and equal Joe Montana.


Title: Re: Insane Bill Belichick prediction
Post by: Fau Teixeira on May 18, 2018, 08:55:49 am
NE only wins 6 games this season, brady retires after punching a reporter and BB decides it isn't worth it to start over without a QB and also quits


Title: Re: Insane Bill Belichick prediction
Post by: BigDaddyFin on May 18, 2018, 08:59:14 am
Belichick doesn't need to win a 6th and 7th SB to equal Noll's 4 titles.

That's like saying Brady needs to win the next two to get 4 titles in a decade and equal Joe Montana.

Correct.  He needs to win the next two to get 4 out of 6. 


Title: Re: Insane Bill Belichick prediction
Post by: MyGodWearsAHoodie on May 18, 2018, 12:48:35 pm
Belichick doesn't need to win a 6th and 7th SB to equal Noll's 4 titles.

That's like saying Brady needs to win the next two to get 4 titles in a decade and equal Joe Montana.

Brady 6 SB wins; 9 time Conf Champ
Montana 4SB win; 4conf champ. 

How is this question?


Title: Re: Insane Bill Belichick prediction
Post by: BigDaddyFin on May 18, 2018, 12:53:51 pm
I don't know Hoodie.  I think Spider misinterpreted my original premise and since then my brain has been slowly sliding down towards my right ear... :P


Title: Re: Insane Bill Belichick prediction
Post by: Fau Teixeira on May 18, 2018, 05:15:16 pm
so seriously .. the title of this tread was insane bill bellickeck prediction .. and i'm the only one with an insane prediction .. 6 wins and a retirement ..


Title: Re: Insane Bill Belichick prediction
Post by: BigDaddyFin on May 18, 2018, 05:27:47 pm
Come on Fau mine was pretty far fetched...   


Title: Re: Insane Bill Belichick prediction
Post by: Fau Teixeira on May 18, 2018, 09:43:08 pm
Patriots win a lot of games and are successful in the next 2 years. Yep crazy.


Title: Re: Insane Bill Belichick prediction
Post by: Tenshot13 on May 20, 2018, 11:15:52 am
The entire team plane crashes on its way to play Miami.  The only survivor is Gronk due to him club dancing during free fall and being ejected from the plane upon crashing, landing on his sturdy Neanderthal head which absorbs all the impact.


Title: Re: Insane Bill Belichick prediction
Post by: BigDaddyFin on May 20, 2018, 07:59:37 pm
Patriots win a lot of games and are successful in the next 2 years. Yep crazy.

PARTY POOPER.   :P