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Title: When I think about Jesus Post by: BigDaddyFin on October 24, 2018, 08:36:04 am If you believe in God or a higher power, how do you see your relationship with them?
I always end up thinking me and Jesus would be like Beavis and Butthead sitting on a couch and instead of watching TV we just watch people all day long and laugh at them when they do something dumb. Also if I were going to party with Jesus, I wonder if he would like pizza. They didn't have pizza then. Does he know what it tastes like? Sometimes I think about writing a song about him. It worked for George Harrison and that Amy Grant chick. Mine always sounds like a rip off of that Hari Krishna chant though Jesus Beavis Jesus Beavis Jesus Beavis Pizza Party Pizza Party Pizza Party Pizza Party Jesus Beavis. Do they have cars in heaven? Like would I get to drive a 1969 GTO with the Judge package? Or an Olds 442 W30 with the Tri-power option? Is he a Ford guy? Maybe he's got his own Torino with like 8 million horsepower. Or a Charger you can drive between galaxies. Title: Re: When I think about Jesus Post by: Phishfan on October 24, 2018, 09:47:23 am I'm not a religious man but anyone who doesn't like pizza could never be never be the messiah.
Title: Re: When I think about Jesus Post by: CF DolFan on October 24, 2018, 12:17:57 pm People who have some sort of relationship with God typically view Him as they do their own father. Not always but more times than not. It's hard for fatherless people to believe or see God for this same reason.
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