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Title: Supernatural Phenomena
Post by: dolphins4life on October 26, 2022, 10:40:02 pm
I stopped by the gas station after work to fill my tank, which was almost empty.  I had put about 10 dollars worth inside it, which the pump did what it does when you have a full tank.

I got into the car and turned on the engine.  The tank gauge said it was full.

There are other explanations, but if I have my fuel level tested tomorrow, and it turns out my tank is full, that is evidence of supernatural phenomena.

Have any of you ever had something supernatural happen to you?


Title: Re: Supernatural Phenomena
Post by: Spider-Dan on October 27, 2022, 12:42:32 am
There are other explanations, but if I have my fuel level tested tomorrow, and it turns out my tank is full, that is evidence of supernatural phenomena.
No it isn't.
It's evidence that the nanites which were injected into you when you received the COVID vaccine have migrated to your car, so that the secret government could compromise your fuel meter in a blatant attempt to make you buy fuel more often than necessary.  This will prevent you from buying fuel at the most cost-efficient times, which will then make you less financially stable and therefore more susceptible to the market manipulations they plan to enact shortly.

There are plenty of non-supernatural (but still conspiratorial) explanations for unexpected outcomes.


Title: Re: Supernatural Phenomena
Post by: dolphins4life on October 27, 2022, 12:46:20 am
This is creeping the living daylights out of me.

The gauge needle is not stuck. It is lowering as I drive

Edit: Mystery solved.  I was reading the meter wrong.  Turns out It said 38 dollars, not ten.

Got egg on my face with this one for sure


Title: Re: Supernatural Phenomena
Post by: Spider-Dan on October 27, 2022, 12:11:38 pm
This is creeping the living daylights out of me.

The gauge needle is not stuck. It is lowering as I drive

Edit: Mystery solved.  I was reading the meter wrong.  Turns out It said 38 dollars, not ten.

Got egg on my face with this one for sure
How long do you think you have been reading gas pumps incorrectly?
Has this affected your monthly budget?


Title: Re: Supernatural Phenomena
Post by: Phishfan on October 28, 2022, 03:48:33 pm
Wow


Title: Re: Supernatural Phenomena
Post by: Sunstroke on October 29, 2022, 06:16:52 pm

It's those fucking aliens...




Title: Re: Supernatural Phenomena
Post by: masterfins on November 04, 2022, 12:21:02 am
No it isn't.
It's evidence that the nanites which were injected into you when you received the COVID vaccine have migrated to your car, so that the secret government could compromise your fuel meter in a blatant attempt to make you buy fuel more often than necessary.  This will prevent you from buying fuel at the most cost-efficient times, which will then make you less financially stable and therefore more susceptible to the market manipulations they plan to enact shortly.

There are plenty of non-supernatural (but still conspiratorial) explanations for unexpected outcomes.

This is why I won't get a covid booster this year.  When I received the booster last year gas prices started going up exactly 3 months after I had the shot.  So now I have to plan three months ahead for my driving if I am going to get another booster.   ::) ::)


Title: Re: Supernatural Phenomena
Post by: masterfins on November 04, 2022, 12:23:56 am
My mother "haunted" our family for several days after she died.


Title: Re: Supernatural Phenomena
Post by: Dave Gray on November 04, 2022, 11:50:59 am
I am boring in this regard.   I don't believe in anything supernatural at all.


Title: Re: Supernatural Phenomena
Post by: Phishfan on November 04, 2022, 01:52:54 pm
I am boring in this regard.   I don't believe in anything supernatural at all.

I don't call it boring. I call it pragmatic.


Title: Re: Supernatural Phenomena
Post by: Dave Gray on November 04, 2022, 02:04:59 pm
I don't call it boring. I call it pragmatic.

Yeah, well...boring to discuss it with, maybe.


Title: Re: Supernatural Phenomena
Post by: Phishfan on November 04, 2022, 10:12:01 pm
Yeah, well...boring to discuss it with, maybe.

Do you have people close to you that buy into it? How do you react? I do, in my house,  reading tarot,  seeing orbs,etc. I  let them have their fun but have made it clear to not ask me my opinion or to speak to me directly about it because I am going to respond in full what I think.