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For a fraction of a second, I thought the Chiefs were going to the Super Bowl. 

Then, I saw the yellow flag.

I still hate Mark Ingram

I REALLY hate Dee Ford.

I don't know why you hate the Patriots so much. I see it like hating Ryan Reynolds for marrying Blake Lively instead of me. I was never going to marry her anyway, why am I angry?

Same as how the Dolphins were under .500 garbage forever, why hate Brady and the Pats for winning Superbowls? We weren't winning them. It isn't like a Marino vs. Jim Kelly situation.

It's because Brady was playing for them.

I don't hate Brady, I just feel the same way about him that my coworkers felt about me when they found out I bought my car outright without having to make payments.

Plus, all their annoying fans.  I was planning to troll them because the game was in KC due to the Miami Miracle.

I don't hate the Patriots anymore.

I can tell you why I hate the Patriots so much. They're like the Yankees to me if you're a red sox fan, or the red sox if you're a Yankees fan. Living in the same city as my team's divisional rival is hard. Especially when they were at their height. I wish nothing but misfortune and heartbreak for that team. To me it's not about who is on the team, just the team. If the Dolphins only win 2 games a year, but both of those wins come against the patsies, I'll take some comfort in that. I don't like their fan base much either.

Blake Lively, now she could definitely make my list.  ;)

Blake Lively in "The Shallows" was a masterpiece if you ask me. hahaha