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Title: Classic
Post by: crazy_scar_man on January 13, 2006, 03:29:21 pm
New York Jets Finish Season
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/44417

NFL Refs Admit 'Everything Just Happens So Fast'
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/44420

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Title: Re: Classic
Post by: crazy_scar_man on January 13, 2006, 11:44:18 pm
Other hilarious NFL stories from my favorite publication:

Undefeated Colts to Play Football's Harlem Globetrotters
Running back Walter 'Snazzy Wiggles' Malone and the Globetrotters football team humiliate their traditional weekly opponents, the New York Jets, for the 449th straight time.
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/43390

Quarterback Has Normal, Healthy Son
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/41866

John Madden Arrested For Possession Of Turhumanheadducken
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/42980

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Title: Re: Classic
Post by: Sunstroke on January 14, 2006, 10:12:16 am
I love The Onion...