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Title: Women's English vs. Men's English Post by: Frimp on January 26, 2006, 11:34:37 pm Women's English vs. Men's English
WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron! 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? MEN'S ENGLISH 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = Let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you. 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you. 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you. 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you. 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay Title: Re: Women's English vs. Men's English Post by: jtex316 on January 26, 2006, 11:42:22 pm I can't handle that type of "double meaning" bullshit. Nothing aggravates me more. If you're mad at me, why not just say so? I would.
If I have to dechiper a mind puzzle everytime i talk to a girl just so I can call her my "girlfriend", then to hell with it. If you tell me "do what you want", and I do just that, and then I find out later you're mad because I did what you said to do, you'll be on foot patrol, if you know what I mean. Title: Re: Women's English vs. Men's English Post by: Frimp on January 26, 2006, 11:52:11 pm Its only a joke. ;D
Title: Re: Women's English vs. Men's English Post by: Brian Fein on January 27, 2006, 10:09:48 am foot patrol....
LOL! Title: Re: Women's English vs. Men's English Post by: YoFuggedaboutit on January 27, 2006, 08:41:18 pm Its only a joke. ;D Its only a joke. ;D You forgot one in the Men's column: Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men to have sex with you. Title: Re: Women's English vs. Men's English Post by: Philly Fin Fan on January 27, 2006, 10:44:05 pm You forgot one in the Men's column: Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men to have sex with you. The equivalent for a woman: Yes, I'll marry you! = You're never going to have sex again, unless I want to! Title: Re: Women's English vs. Men's English Post by: JVides on January 27, 2006, 11:50:20 pm Damn,
apparently, I say "I want to have sex with you" like, A LOT. Title: Re: Women's English vs. Men's English Post by: JVides on January 27, 2006, 11:51:42 pm Quote apparently, I say "I want to have sex with you" like, A LOT. Not YOU, ya bunch of freaks, I mean to my wife... |