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Title: Colts Poised to steal Superbowl
Post by: Frimp on January 31, 2006, 12:25:10 am
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/44839


Title: Re: Colts Poised to steal Superbowl
Post by: crazy_scar_man on January 31, 2006, 01:02:31 am
Frimp: I'm glad to see that you have been reading America's finest source of satire.


Title: Re: Colts Poised to steal Superbowl
Post by: Frimp on January 31, 2006, 01:23:09 am
Its great aint it?  ;D


Title: Re: Colts Poised to steal Superbowl
Post by: Frimp on January 31, 2006, 01:52:31 am
DETROIT—Coaches, front-office executives, and players around the NFL all agree that an Indianapolis victory in Detroit next Sunday would result in the greatest underdog story in Super Bowl history, if not in all of sports. "After losing to Pittsburgh in the second round of the playoffs, for the Colts to come into Detroit and beat them—as well as the Seahawks, their nominal opponent—that would almost certainly be the comeback of the century," said Bills general manager Marv Levy. "No one would ever dare say that Manning or Dungy couldn't win the big one after that. Yes, it's a long shot—the longest—but with the Steelers and Seattle concentrating on beating each other, Indy is perfectly poised to come from literally out of nowhere to complete their all-time greatest triumph." At press time, no member of the Colts would comment on the possibility of a Super Bowl victory, further fueling speculation of a colossal upset in the making.