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You too can be a 40-year-old virgin
Someone told me that women are having their vaginas rejuvenated. That's right, rejuvenated and reconstructed and revirginized even. I thought they were kidding. But my producer and I looked into it, and sure enough, it's an emerging surgical trend.

Vaginal rejuvenation costs thousands of dollars and is done with a laser. It includes a variety of procedures, such as women getting their labia made smaller because it is uncomfortable for them to engage in physical activity or have intercourse, women getting their vaginal canal tightened as it was pre-baby delivery, and other women going one step further by getting their hymen (the gateway to the vaginal canal) tightened. This last procedure can, in a sense, make a woman a virgin again.

In many instances, the women who get this surgery need it for medical reasons. But not all. Some women do this as a gift to their husband or significant other.

I interviewed one couple for this story who has been married 18 years and has two children. The wife recently had her hymen replaced as an anniversary gift for her husband. We also talked with the doctor who did the surgery and even got to be in the operating room during another woman's surgery.

You can see the video (the PG version) tonight, February 14th, Valentine's Day. These women say it's the perfect gift. But beware, it isn't cheap.

Woman: "I got you a gift. Try to guess what it is."
Man: "Okay. ...um, ....does it come in a box?"
Woman: "Uh.....sort of."

I like the loose ones. Fall right in....put your wet suit on.

Wrong on so many levels.

May as well toss a vienna sausage down a long hallway...

May as well toss a vienna sausage down a long hallway...

I like the loose ones. Fall right in....put your wet suit on.

They can do all of this yet still no cure for cancer....I think our efforts are being wasted on cosmetic bull shit!!!!!

Right, because curing cancer is as simple as more money and more effort. As a matter of fact, everyone one of us should be feel guilty that we're wasting time that could be devoted to searching for the cure.

Before I pay to have someone take a ratchet to my girlfriend's cooch, I'd drop another check to the American Cancer Society and say "Here ya go, now try harder...and hurry up."

Right, because curing cancer is as simple as more money and more effort.  As a matter of fact, everyone one of us should be feel guilty that we're wasting time that could be devoted to searching for the cure.

We spend more researching AIDS than cancer. People don't just contract HIV/AIDS out of the blue, but cancer can. So why the fuck does money go to a preventable disease, instead of a unpreventable one.

I would say you can lessen your chances of cancer, but saying most cancers are preventable I would say is debatable.

Isn't preventing equivalent to lessening your chances? 

My family is basically Cancer Central

Please move your cancer talk to your own damn thread.  You are bringing down my vagina reconstruction topic.  I would rather let this thread fade than mutate into a cancer versus AIDs debate. 

Why? When you bring up a thread about a ludicrious and unneccesary cosmetic procedure, it is bound to still up the passions of people who face/faced legitimate medical issues for which we have no cure, and our government also happens to subsidize an industry that is a major contributor to said diseases.

There's a saying... men don't have small penises, women just have lazy vaginas.  So fixing one accomplishes the same thing as fixing the other.