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Title: TDMMC Famous Quotes II
Post by: YoFuggedaboutit on March 09, 2006, 08:52:25 pm
OK, because a few certain mods (you know who you are)are too lazy to clean up posts that don't belong, and are so hardheaded that everyone has to be punished for a few people's misdeeds, the original thread for this topic has been locked.  That said, I'm gonna start it up again here.  Philly's rant on Buffalo Bills owner Ralph Wilson is definitely worthy of being labeled as a famous quote.  Here it is:

"Here's why old guys should not be allowed to own teams. Despite the fact that he is one of the two lowest revenue generating teams (Cincy being the other- both teams that voted no), and that the new revenue sharing plan will make him money, Ralph Wilson voted no. Here's his thinking:

'I didn't understand it," said Buffalo's Ralph Wilson. "It is a very complicated issue and I didn't believe we should be rushing to vote in 45 minutes. I'm not a dropout ... or maybe I am. I didn't understand it.'

He also forgot to take his medicine after eating his applesauce for dinner and crapped his pants during the meeting. "


Title: Re: TDMMC Famous Quotes II
Post by: Brian Fein on March 10, 2006, 12:02:08 am
Oh, yes, everyone is being PUNISHED because they can't post in that thread.

You should hope that's the worst punishment you ever recieve.


Title: Re: TDMMC Famous Quotes II
Post by: Philly Fin Fan on March 10, 2006, 12:07:19 am
Don't drag my name into your little bitching session.


Title: Re: TDMMC Famous Quotes II
Post by: Predatory_Fins on March 10, 2006, 07:38:17 am
Oh, yes, everyone is being PUNISHED because they can't post in that thread.

You should hope that's the worst punishment you ever recieve.

haha


Title: Re: TDMMC Famous Quotes II
Post by: YoFuggedaboutit on March 10, 2006, 07:46:25 am
Don't drag my name into your little bitching session.

I didn't put your name in it.  I put your quote.  Read it again.


Title: Re: TDMMC Famous Quotes II
Post by: Philly Fin Fan on March 10, 2006, 10:05:13 am
I didn't put your name in it.  I put your quote.  Read it again.

Umm, yeah, you do mention my name. See below, I've put my name in bold, in case you didn't know my name:

OK, because a few certain mods (you know who you are)are too lazy to clean up posts that don't belong, and are so hardheaded that everyone has to be punished for a few people's misdeeds, the original thread for this topic has been locked.  That said, I'm gonna start it up again here.  Philly's rant on Buffalo Bills owner Ralph Wilson is definitely worthy of being labeled as a famous quote.  Here it is:



Title: Re: TDMMC Famous Quotes II
Post by: MaineDolFan on March 10, 2006, 10:19:06 am
Holy shit guys.  Really?  I feel like Will Smith in "ID4" - "I think we could find something better to do with our time, gentlemen."

(http://www.technoplus.com/images/crying_baby.gif)


Title: Re: TDMMC Famous Quotes II
Post by: TonyB0D on March 10, 2006, 10:34:48 am
^^^^

what image is suposed to be there, maine?  all i see is the Tripod.com image placeholder


Title: Re: TDMMC Famous Quotes II
Post by: MaineDolFan on March 10, 2006, 10:45:38 am
Re-set, look now.


Title: Re: TDMMC Famous Quotes II
Post by: YoFuggedaboutit on March 10, 2006, 01:24:49 pm
Oh, yes, everyone is being PUNISHED because they can't post in that thread.

You should hope that's the worst punishment you ever recieve.

It's not.  The worst was being chained to the floor in Dave's basement for a week.


Title: Re: TDMMC Famous Quotes II
Post by: YoFuggedaboutit on March 10, 2006, 11:09:25 pm
Umm, yeah, you do mention my name. See below, I've put my name in bold, in case you didn't know my name:


Yeah but I wasn't complaining about you.  I was using your quote to start up the famous quotes thread again. 

And as for the mods locking the thread, I have every right to bitch, as long as I don't call any of them vulgar names or make any violent threats.   Keep in mind that people were actually having a good laugh until Carnage and Denver started their 10,000th flame war. 


Title: Re: TDMMC Famous Quotes II
Post by: Brian Fein on March 11, 2006, 09:25:11 am
And as for the mods locking the thread, I have every right to bitch, as long as I don't call any of them vulgar names or make any violent threats.   Keep in mind that people were actually having a good laugh until Carnage and Denver started their 10,000th flame war. 
Then direct your bitching at the people who caused the lock, not the people who are babysitting.


Title: Re: TDMMC Famous Quotes II
Post by: Predatory_Fins on March 11, 2006, 04:00:47 pm
Then direct your bitching at the people who caused the lock, not the people who are babysitting.
actually thats probably a waste of time too, because I'm pretty sure denver doesn't give a rats ass about getting a thread locked either  ;D


Title: Re: TDMMC Famous Quotes II
Post by: YoFuggedaboutit on March 11, 2006, 09:27:42 pm
Then direct your bitching at the people who caused the lock, not the people who are babysitting.

Oh, believe me, I let them both have it.  You just didn't see it because if I posted it here, I would be banned.


Title: Re: TDMMC Famous Quotes II
Post by: YoFuggedaboutit on March 11, 2006, 10:03:41 pm
Back to quoting:

"Denver would be a good prison bitch"

Pats2006


Title: Re: TDMMC Famous Quotes II
Post by: Brian Fein on March 12, 2006, 12:35:29 am
::)


Title: Re: TDMMC Famous Quotes II
Post by: YoFuggedaboutit on April 01, 2006, 04:39:37 pm
"Aren't you the master of cloning names?  Why are you falling for this crap??"

BeefStewart

By the way Beef, where does your "worms ate into his brain" line come from?


Title: Re: TDMMC Famous Quotes II
Post by: ADeadSmitty on April 01, 2006, 05:14:35 pm
The line is from Pink Floyd's song "Hey You."


Title: Re: TDMMC Famous Quotes II
Post by: YoFuggedaboutit on April 01, 2006, 05:40:04 pm
The line is from Pink Floyd's song "Hey You."

Cool.  I'm not really a Pink Floyd fan, except for "We don't need no education"


Title: Re: TDMMC Famous Quotes II
Post by: Brian Fein on April 02, 2006, 12:19:50 am
Cool.  I'm not really a Pink Floyd fan, except for "We don't need no education"

Oh god - too easy...


Title: Re: TDMMC Famous Quotes II
Post by: Dave Gray on April 02, 2006, 09:58:42 am
Oh god - too easy...

Yeah....I passed on that one myself.


Title: Re: TDMMC Famous Quotes II
Post by: Philly Fin Fan on April 02, 2006, 11:01:52 am
Yeah....I passed on that one myself.

Word.


Title: Re: TDMMC Famous Quotes II
Post by: ADeadSmitty on April 02, 2006, 11:18:59 am
Cool.  I'm not really a Pink Floyd fan, except for "We don't need no education"

Ah, don't be dicks about it. That Pink Floyd song is actually called "Another Brick in the Wall Part 2".


Title: Re: TDMMC Famous Quotes II
Post by: YoFuggedaboutit on April 02, 2006, 03:32:38 pm
Ah, don't be dicks about it. That Pink Floyd song is actually called "Another Brick in the Wall Part 2".

That's proof that I don't know shit about Pink Floyd.


Title: Re: TDMMC Famous Quotes II
Post by: BeefStewert on April 03, 2006, 12:12:43 pm
Cool.  I'm not really a Pink Floyd fan, except for "Another Brick in the Wall, Part 2"

That's unfoturnate.  The Wall is good, but by no means their best stuff. 


Title: Re: TDMMC Famous Quotes II
Post by: YoFuggedaboutit on June 17, 2008, 04:38:32 pm
I just HAD to post this one!!!  Jtex get smacked down!!!!!


Rant:  Joe Tex
1.  Just because you're not proud of where you come from doesn't mean that other people can't be.  I would also like to point out for the record, that you spent a significant part of your childhood living in Fall River, MA.
2.  One of those "Loud mouthed assholes"  has ensured the following:
   a.  You had your first Christmas/Thanksgiving in years complete with me waking up at 6 AM to get a turkey in the oven after it had been brining for 48 hours AND spending 3 days decorating the apartment.
   b.  You had a birthday party (which another loud moth asshole drove about an hour to attend when she probably should have been resting for her surgery)  complete with NY Giants Themed decor right down to red and blue toothpicks.
   c.  There is a hot meal waiting for you almost every night when you come back from school/running/moping in your room...and on top of that, you bitch about it in your "best" Gordon Ramsay voice calling it rubbish when you should be saying "Thanks Katie."
   d.  And speaking of Gordon Ramsay, you think Fau would have come up with the idea on his own to take you to his restaurant on his own because you're his biggest fan.? PLEASE.   By the way, that shit wasn't cheap and you couldn't even suck it up on his birthday less then a month later and come out to a lousy Chinese place to help him celebrate.  Real fucking nice.
3.  You have never EVER once said thank you to the aforementioned
4.  You threaten to kill my cat (who weights approximately 5 pounds and is the best cat EVER) on a daily basis for simply being a cat.  He spills WATER which doesn't stain anything BTW and you scream at him like he just knocked over an irreplaceable piece of history or pissed on your bed (which I should train him to do).
5.  Fuck you.  Next time you rant about a generalized population, don't forget to take the time and think about who you're talking about.

And on a personal note, your little attempt at humor is the most offended I have ever been by someone who is as close to my family as you can get.  Next time you wonder why you don't have a girlfriend, take a long, hard look at how you treat the people that have done nothing but look out for you and get back to me.

I will now resume my day knowing that I am nothing more then a loud mouthed, drunken asshole who doesn't know how to shut the fuck up in my hoodie and stupid accent.


Title: Re: TDMMC Famous Quotes II
Post by: YoFuggedaboutit on October 31, 2008, 06:00:33 pm
You people here are the lockeness thread people I have ever seen.

"Lockeness thread people"   Never heard that one before.  I'll half to look it up in the dictionary.


Title: Re: TDMMC Famous Quotes II
Post by: Brian Fein on October 31, 2008, 06:06:47 pm
"Lockeness thread people"   Never heard that one before.  I'll half to look it up in the dictionary.
You'll "half to" let us know what the dictionary says.

While you're there, look up the word "half" ;)


Title: Re: TDMMC Famous Quotes II
Post by: YoFuggedaboutit on October 31, 2008, 06:15:03 pm
You'll "half to" let us know what the dictionary says.

While you're there, look up the word "half" ;)

You can't recognize sarcasm and wittiness at its finest, can you?   ;)


Title: Re: TDMMC Famous Quotes II
Post by: run_to_win on October 31, 2008, 11:47:14 pm
You can't recognize sarcasm and wittiness at its finest, can you?   ;)
If you get around to posting any fine wit and sarcasm please let us know.  Thanks!


Title: Re: TDMMC Famous Quotes II
Post by: BigDaddyFin on November 01, 2008, 03:38:06 pm
we lost the one from Ralph Wilson where someone goes "I crapped my pants and someone stole my applesauce."

We also lost the one where someone promised to crap themselves if we beat the bears.



Title: Re: TDMMC Famous Quotes II
Post by: YoFuggedaboutit on December 09, 2008, 02:09:19 pm
Stl finally made it on here!!!!!

The fans are already calling for Haslett's head.  I think Tommy lives here.  ;D 


Title: Re: TDMMC Famous Quotes II
Post by: YoFuggedaboutit on August 19, 2009, 09:17:56 pm
I never thought I'd be giving a Pats fan accolades but this quote made me laugh so hard, I fell off my computer chair. 

(http://huskerfan1.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/favre-drama.jpg)


Title: Re: TDMMC Famous Quotes II
Post by: YoFuggedaboutit on October 22, 2009, 04:48:49 pm
GO YANKEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From our resident baseball reporter and one of the most diehard Red Sox fans I've ever known.  In my wildest dreams, I never thought I would see these words on a computer screen typed by him.