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« on: February 03, 2009, 03:22:24 pm »
No clue if this one is old or not, a friend just emailed it to me.  I thought it was cute.

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.

'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible! 'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'

'No,' she replies. . .

Wait for it. .


It's coming. .


The suspense is killing you, isn't it?

She says:


'You just happened to catch my eye.'
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« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2009, 03:27:50 pm »
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« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2009, 03:30:31 pm »
 OUCH. I hope Tommy Wrote that one................... Roll Eyes
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« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2009, 03:31:49 pm »
Quote from: MaineDolFan on February 03, 2009, 03:22:24 pm
No clue if this one is old or not,

Mort Anderson's peewee league coach told him this joke before his first game. 
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« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2009, 03:53:41 pm »
Hey, it made me chuckle!
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« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2009, 04:04:09 pm »
I thought it was cute, and I had never heard it before either.

I love this one...Its old and really lame too, but it makes me laugh whenever I tell it:

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A cat on crutches walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says "Hey, stranger, what can I get for you?" The cat says "I'll have a shot of vodka with catnip." and looks around. The bartender asks him who he is looking for. The cat says "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."


Yeah, I know...BOOOO!  Grin
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« Reply #7 on: February 04, 2009, 02:24:54 am »
That eye joke is so horribly funny and I don't know why. 
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