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« on: September 12, 2012, 03:42:17 pm »

This article made me laugh. The kid is OK so I guess its OK to laugh in my book. Obviously a bit strange but it does contain Tebowing so I figured you guys would appreciate it one way or the other.

Basically 17 year old kid pulls out in front of 53 year old guy on a riding lawn mower and forces him to slam on his brakes. Adrenaline rushing old guy pulls him off mower, throws him down and begins to slap kid around. When he was finished he bowed down and "Tebowed" before getting into his car and driving off. 

Anyway the story cracked me up. Personally ... had I been the kid I would have never admitted this old guy beat me up but whatever.  It was an odd event.



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Police arrest 53-year-old man who 'Tebowed' after assaulting a teenage boy last month
By JAMES NYE
PUBLISHED: 10:52 EST, 12 September 2012 | UPDATED: 12:03 EST, 12 September 2012
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Police have arrested a 53-year-old man who allegedly 'Tebowed' after assaulting a 17-year-old boy who cut him off on the road while mowing the front of his lawn.

The assault happened after the teen drove his riding mower into the path of David Edward McCosby, causing him to screech to halt said Shenango Township Police Superintendent William Phillips.

According to Phillips, 'McCosby who is 6ft 1in and weighs 250 pounds then exited his car, pulled the boy from the mower, proceeded to straddle and assault the 150 pound boy on the floor while screaming at him, then stood up and performed what witnesses described as a 'Tebow'.

David Edward McCosby, 53, has been arrested for assaulting a 17-year-old boy and then allegedly 'Tebowing' in victory afterwards
Before mocking the teen with the victory pose made famous by New York Jets quarterback Tim Tebow, McCosby had been driving home through Shenango, Pennsylvania when the teen drove out in front of his 1987 burgundy Chrylser sedan.

'He caused McCosby to create skid marks he braked so suddenly,' said Superintendent Phillips.

'He got out of his car and yanked the boy from the top of the riding mower, straddled him and began to slap him about while yelling and screaming - he did not punch him.'
'McCosby then stood up and witnesses then reported he performed the 'Tebow' before driving to his home.

The incident which occurred on August 27th was reported by the boy and his neighbours, but police only manage to track down McCosby yesterday.

'He got into his car and left after the incident and we tracked him down from the last couple of digits of his license plate scribbled down as he drove away,' said Phillips.

The 17-year-old was mowing the front yard lawn on a riding mower similar to the one in this picture

'We did a photo line up and he was picked out and then he admitted to the offence for which he was charged with a misdemeanor simple assault and harassment.'

The boy suffered a slight shoulder injury and was checked out at a local hospital.
The authorities in Shenango said it was likely that the man knew the boys family and his preliminary hearing will be scheduled within the next two weeks.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2202178/Police-arrest-53-year-old-man-allegedly-Tebowed-assaulting-teenage-boy-month.html#ixzz26Hjfo1pJ
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« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2012, 05:01:49 pm »

This is a funny story
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« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2012, 05:50:41 pm »

Haha!  Best use of  Tebowing ever.  To be surpassed, of course, when that kid Tebows after the trial.
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« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2012, 02:07:44 am »

At least he didnt Te-bag him.
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« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2012, 07:20:13 am »

I had to look up Tebowing, but yeah. This story is funny. I would not admit to being beat up by that guy.
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