Funny True Stories

[Fins4ever]

One day a co-worker comes in the office wearing a glove type support that covered his wrist and thumb (he looked like he was going bowling). Conversation went like this:

Me: What happened to you?

Don: Can't tell ya, it is embarrassing.

Me: (thinking, I gotta know now!) Oh, you can tell me. lol

He wouldn't crack so I let it go. A couple of days later I pressured him again. Everyone in the office was dying to know!

Me: Come on Don, tell me what happened.

Don: Promise not to tell.

Me: Yeah, WHATEVER. LOL

Don: I sprained my wrist......while I was wiping my butt after a bowel movement.

ME: OMG!!! I would have never told anyone that!! LMAO!!!  I did keep my word thoug and never told a soul.

[Fins4ever]

My sister in law was coming from N.Y. to FL. to visit for her first visit. I had never met her or her 2 boys, ages 18 and 21.

Before her arrival the wife started bragging on her nephews on how smart they were. Jimmy, the oldest has an IQ of over 160 she claimed. Paul, the younger one over 150. Pretty impressive I said.

Well, they arrived and both kids looked like a disholved Einstien (is that possible?). The next morning the "gang" decided to go grocery shopping. That night during dinner, I went to the fridge looking for milk. I asked the wife if they had bought milk at the store...I can't find it. Jimmy, the "uh brightest of the 2 spoke right up. Yeah, uncle Joe, I put it in the pantry (not refrigerated). The temp was in the 90's. We threw it out.

[Brian Fein]

I did keep my word thoug and never told a soul.

that is, until you posted it on the internet for the world to see

[Fins4ever]

that is, until you posted it on the internet for the world to see

That was a long time ago. All the world knows is it was some guy named Don. lol