Improbable things you HAVE done

[JVides]

While working, we were held up and robbed in my early retail days.
(Gunpoint and pistol whipped.  I swear I woulda cut that motherf***er's eyes out and stuffed 'em in his mouth, then severed his jugular to watch him die of blood loss on the floor)...

Dude, I remember that!  It was you and Rudy, right?  Turned out it had been an inside job, if I remember!

[Dave Gray]

Basically, I had a weiner dog that was pregnant and would sleep in the bed with me.  I was sleeping one night, and I squirmed and heard a little whine.  I woke up, and there were 2 little puppies on my shins...with a few more on the way.  It was pretty cool.

[JVides]

If you'd like a little sneak peek into the whole soviet-american tension of the 80's, come down to a tailgate party this year, pour me a beer and get me to tell you about the "Soviet Colonel's Disneyland Directive." You'll like that one...it's a tear-jerker in dress greens

I may do just that!  It'll be like a Clancy novel, only with a 49er-Dolphins fan protagonist...

[Phishfan]

 Hung out with the Creed boys and got pretty wasted; they were pretty cool.

Was Scott Stapp there? If so, you may be the only person in the world who has ever called him cool. I have always heard he was a dick.

[JVides]

Was Scott Stapp there? If so, you may be the only person in the world who has ever called him cool. I have always heard he was a dick.

He wasn't a dick; he was more aloof than anything, sort of off to himself.  He was friendly enough, though.  Some fellow Hurricanes fans were busting his chops about the Wide Right and Wide Left games, since he's a 'Nole.  He was cool about it, but you could tell he'd rather be left alone.

I really got along well with their guitarist, Mark Tremonti.  Really nice guy.  "My Own Prison" had just made the radio, so he was still kind of awed at all the girls throwing themselves at him.  At one point, he looked at me and said "where were all these girls when I was in high school?" It was funny to see everything through their eyes for a night.

[Sunstroke]

It'll be like a Clancy novel, only with a 49er-Dolphins fan protagonist...

LOL...I just can't see myself starring in any Tom Clancy novel. I am way too much the anti-hero.

Maybe a Stephen R Donaldson character...

[run_to_win]

And the winner is.....

I made out with Liv Tyler.

Honorable mentions...
Driving an aircraft carrier
Home demo with a 50 caliber
making good defensive plays in high school against guys who are now NFL stars.
anything to do with sex and/or tall female collegiate athletes!

[Philly Fin Fan]

Honorable mentions...
Driving an aircraft carrier

I assume you are referring to mine. If so, it was a submarine not an aircraft carrier! I wasn't a target! (this is in reference to an old submariner joke- there are two types of ships in the Navy: submarines and targets)

[run_to_win]

- I have driven an 88,000 ton aircraft carrier.

Submarines - kind of like a grown-up version of hide and seek.  *yawn*

 

[BeefStewert]

I assume you are referring to mine.

Or DolFan619.

[Philly Fin Fan]

Or DolFan619.

I must've missed that post by him!