I get excited............

[Denver_Bronco]

when  I beat my son 1x1 in basketball............


Anyone else ?

[Guru-In-Vegas]

Did you reject his shots and ricochet 'em off his head and yell "GET THAT SHIT OUT!!!"?  That's the true path to becoming a man.

[Denver_Bronco]

Did you reject his shots and ricochet 'em off his head and yell "GET THAT SHIT OUT!!!"?  That's the true path to becoming a man.

Coincedentally, you hit the nail on the head. That's my favorite of all. Even more then posting him up down in the block.

I reject his shots into about the 5th or 6th row and yell "not in Mutombo's house".............

[Philly Fin Fan]

I reject his shots into about the 5th or 6th row and yell "not in Mutombo's house".............

Thats some funny shit. I can't wait to do this to Spaghetti when he gets older! (of course he'll have no idea who Mutombo is!)

[Defense54]

when  I beat my son 1x1 in basketball............


Anyone else ?

Depends on what you mean by.......excited. Do I need to reach out to the Denver Police? 

[Denver_Bronco]

Depends on what you mean by.......excited. Do I need to reach out to the Denver Police? 

Tonight I am taking him out to the park for batting practice. I am going to drill him right in the back with the first pitch,(about 85 mph heater). That should teach him. Then I am going to taunt him by throwing slow curves on the outside corner as he whiffs repeatedly.

[bsfins]

Tonight I am taking him out to the park for batting practice. I am going to drill him right in the back with the first pitch,(about 85 mph heater). That should teach him. Then I am going to taunt him by throwing slow curves on the outside corner as he whiffs repeatedly.

It's not near as gratifing as you think it is...While I was filling as a Little league coach there was the catcher that was afraid for the ball....I got stand there and hit him in the chest and face mask till he was less afraid of the ball...In a some what sick and twisted way I thought this is going to be intresting,after I finally stopped laughing,when they told me what I had to do.......After the first 2-3 It just felt Cruel....Even though he was wearing all his catchers gear.....

[run_to_win]

Tonight I am taking him out to the park for batting practice. I am going to drill him right in the back with the first pitch,(about 85 mph heater). That should teach him. Then I am going to taunt him by throwing slow curves on the outside corner as he whiffs repeatedly.

Sounds like you have one heck of a pitching machine!

[Denver_Bronco]

Sounds like you have one heck of a pitching machine!

I seriously throw pretty hard. I can hit between 82-85 on the gun with the fastball and I have a sweet curveball. I am making a comeback and trying to get the Giants to sign me as their #2 behind Barry Zito.

[run_to_win]

I can hit between 82-85 on the gun with the fastball...

Anyone else picturing a really big gun with the numbers 1 through 100 painted on it?   

Seriously, 80+ is impressive. 

Bet you throw a mean snowball when you attend games!

[Defense54]

The Dolphins have those Pitching Tents set up outside the games during the season.......without a Pitching mound to throw off of and with almost a 12 pack and a few sausage & pepper sandwiches in me I got 70mph once. It was no where near the strike zone and I think I farted when I threw it , but it would have hurt if I hit ya with it.........

[Denver_Bronco]

I think I farted when I threw it , but it would have hurt if I hit ya with it.........

Farted when I threw it.........LMFAO !!!!!!!!!