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« Reply #15 on: January 30, 2009, 05:57:53 am »

What do you think the article is trying to say. No supernatural phenomena are mentioned at all.

They're giving a reason not to unplug people. That whole Terry Schiavo thing.
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« Reply #16 on: January 30, 2009, 03:21:13 pm »

A related joke:

A woman in a coma showed a small response when the nurse who was bathing her washed her vagina.  The doctors had an idea and told her husband: "Perhaps oral sex will stimulate her enough to wake up."  So he goes in and closes the privacy curtain.  A minute or so later, her vital signs go flat and the doctors rush in yelling "What happened?"

The husband says "I don't know.  Maybe she choked."
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« Reply #17 on: January 30, 2009, 03:48:56 pm »

I don't think the article is as benign as you're making it.

You're right, but claiming that seems like the logical defensive position...so no surprise.


Good stuff, Stroke.  Nothing like a fart joke.

Thanks...low brow humor just isn't appreciated as much as it used to be. Wink

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« Reply #18 on: January 30, 2009, 04:19:03 pm »

She probably was ready to wake up anyway, kiss or no. 
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« Reply #19 on: January 30, 2009, 04:34:59 pm »

The husband says "I don't know.  Maybe she choked."

Saw it coming and STILL laughed my ass off. Grin

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« Reply #20 on: February 04, 2009, 04:05:08 am »

Thanks...low brow humor just isn't appreciated as much as it used to be. Wink

You've come to the right place.

 I'm telling Dave's joke to the first person I know tomorrow.
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« Reply #21 on: February 04, 2009, 08:27:01 am »

I told Dave's joke on Friday night.  None of us had ever heard it before and it got good laughs!  Thanks, Dave!
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« Reply #22 on: February 04, 2009, 09:15:28 am »

I think that it's making a judgment call on life in a coma.  Otherwise, why would it be a Catholic subject?

Because it's a beautiful, endearing story of marital love despite exceptional difficulty? Persistence through hardship? Love that reaches beyond the boundaries of what society considers reasonable action? There could be a thousand reasons why this appears in any newspaper, let alone a Catholic one. That fact that you rush to judge it, despite its benignity, is peculiar to the extreme. 

They're giving a reason not to unplug people. That whole Terry Schiavo thing.

Patently untrue. Catholic moral theology in this area does not require extraordinary efforts to keep someone alive. If someone is in a coma, and there is a reasonable degree of medical certainty that they will not recover, a Catholic commits no sin by agreeing to end the life of that person. The difference between this story and the Terry Schiavo case is that Schiavo was not in a coma, but rather in a persistent vegetative state. Because a person in PVS has a wakefulness (though not necessarily an awareness) there is an ethical gray area over whether or not to keep them alive. There is no such gray area with a coma.
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« Reply #23 on: February 04, 2009, 12:57:18 pm »

There could be a thousand reasons why this appears in any newspaper, let alone a Catholic one. That fact that you rush to judge it, despite its benignity, is peculiar to the extreme.

I didn't rush to judge it at all.

I Googled to verify the claim, and was presented with many other religious and specifically pro-life blogs sharing the story.  I was unable to find a "legitimate" news source making the claim (not saying it's not true -- just didn't find a corroborated report) Even then, I didn't mention it until someone else did.
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« Reply #24 on: February 04, 2009, 12:58:26 pm »

I'm glad you all liked the joke, but I can't take credit for it.  I read it on the net.
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