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MikeO
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« on: July 27, 2015, 02:57:57 pm »

In a shock to nobody, Jonathan Martin has retired from the NFL. Needs back surgery and doesn't want to play anymore after the surgery so he just retired this afternoon.
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« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2015, 03:50:45 pm »

In other news ... Martin files paperwork to sue the NFL as we will find out how the bullying led to his early retirement!
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« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2015, 03:54:52 pm »

Is "back surgery" the new euphemism for the Bruce Jenner Gender Reassignment surgery?  Caitlyn Martin does have a nice sound to it. 
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« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2015, 04:47:59 pm »

I think we all knew what this guy had internally a long time ago. I'm more shocked that I am posting in a thread about his retirement than I am about his retirement.
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« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2015, 04:52:26 pm »

How could a spineless wimp like him need back surgery?
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« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2015, 08:50:50 am »

I was reading all the comments on a PFT article about this and not one positive comment was left by anyone. I think even the people who usually defend everyone are even talking bad about him. Saw this and I'd have to say I agree wholeheartedly ... "Between him and Sam, I’m not sure who got more attention for accomplishing so little"
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« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2015, 10:30:42 pm »

What a waste of natural talent.
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« Reply #7 on: August 04, 2015, 02:16:37 pm »

In other news...Rex Ryan has named Incognito the starting left guard for the Bills.
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« Reply #8 on: August 04, 2015, 02:35:55 pm »

Richie was the last decent guard we had other than when we moved Pouncey.
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