The Guardian of the Sacred Threads looked down upon the Vick playing QB on prison team thread with detached interest. He silently pondered whether to allow the topic to right itself or banish the thread to the Land of the Locked. The Guardian felt the power of moderation coursing through his veins, surrounding him in a halo of light. As usual, he would allow the topic to right itself, but he knew all too often he would have to come back. Human nature was too predictable.
OH THREAD GUARDIAN WHERE ART THOU??