Eli Manning weds college sweetheart.

[YoFuggedaboutit]

Looks like he's got two rings now!!!

http://sports.aol.com/nfl/story/_a/giants-manning-says-i-do/20080420153209990001?icid=100214839x1200375289x1200012346

[Defense54]

Wow.  I would have did a few Super models first..........

[YoFuggedaboutit]

Wow.  I would have did a few Super models first..........

And end up with an illegitimate child?  No thanks.  He's not Tom Brady in that aspect either.   

[Defense54]

Just becuase your nailing a hot chick doesn't mean shes gonna get a bun in the oven. I'd like to think he knows how to practice safe sex bro. Or at least aim for the Belly button or the Tat on the Lower back........... 

[TonyB0D]

he can still nail supermodels duhhh

[StL FinFan]

Maybe he only sleeps with people that he is in a relationship with.  We're not animals, you know.

[Spider-Dan]

And end up with an illegitimate child?  No thanks.  He's not Tom Brady in that aspect either.   

Because none of us would want to be sent to that lowest level of hell... having an illegitimate child with one supermodel while you are already screwing another. Am I right?

Personally, I'd say Eli Manning shouldn't have gotten married this early.  Say whatever you want about maturity and civilization, but he's still on the road for half the year.  He'd make a better boyfriend than a husband.

[Defense54]

Maybe he only sleeps with people that he is in a relationship with.  We're not animals, you know.

Thank You. I didn't get married until I was 28 for that reason. I didn't have to have a relationship , but if I was in one I didn't cheat. Got it all out of my system.  Not Supermodels of course! But I laid my mark on some of Jersey's finest. 

[Spider-Dan]

Maybe he only sleeps with people that he is in a relationship with.  We're not animals, you know.

Thank You. I didn't get married until I was 28 for that reason. I didn't have to have a relationship, but if I was in one I didn't cheat. Got it all out of my system.

Uhh, you're talking about two different things?

[YoFuggedaboutit]

Because none of us would want to be sent to that lowest level of hell... having an illegitimate child with one supermodel while you are already screwing another. Am I right?

More like being tied to a woman you barely know for the rest of your life because of that one mistake.

[Spider-Dan]

...say, what's the current divorce rate in this nation?

I just find it funny that if Tom Brady gets a hot girl pregnant, that is Really Bad, but had he gotten married to her first (before they figured out that it wasn't going to work), her also getting half of his money (in addition to kid-connection-for-next-20-years) is somehow the better solution?

Argue all you want about Brady being dumb enough (?!) to get Bridget Moynahan pregnant... in hindsight, it would have been exponentially more idiotic for him to have married her.  Meanwhile, Eli Manning, who has just won a Super Bowl and catapulted himself into the elite QB tier, is getting married.

This is like Kobe Bryant getting married to Vanessa Bryant in 2001, which was dumb when it happened and even dumber after all the Colorado junk.

P.S. I don't think dating a woman for two years qualifies as "barely knowing her."

[Phishfan]

P.S. I don't think dating a woman for two years qualifies as "barely knowing her."

I might have to disagree there. I have known some women much longer then two years and still don't think I KNOW them.

[Defense54]

Forget all the Pregnant talk...........he gave up a TON of HOT Blow Jobs as well..........