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« on: June 06, 2008, 02:38:47 pm »

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« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2008, 02:50:50 pm »


 Fat, drunk and punching like a little girl is no way to go through life, son

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« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2008, 03:25:05 pm »

Fat, drunk and punching like a little girl is no way to go through life, son



I can't top this.  Grin
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« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2008, 03:41:10 pm »

"PERSIANS!!!".
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« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2008, 05:09:57 pm »

I told you the next time you pissed me off, I was gonna rip a leg outta your ass and beat you to death with it!!!!!
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watch me lose my mind, live and in full color.


« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2008, 08:39:24 pm »

During a bench clearing brawl, a Rays player shows us that old professional wrestling move, the hacksaw, unaware that he's putting it on the wrong part of the Red Sox player's body.  When you're new to delivering ass kickings, mistakes like this will be made.

Or,

during a bench clearing brawl, as a sign of peace love and unity, a Rays player offers to check the sliding sores of a Red Sox player.
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Hey... what's in the bowl bitch?
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« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2008, 12:02:14 am »

This man is in cardiac arrest, you give him mouth to mouth while I pound on his chest.
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« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2008, 12:33:32 am »




"Now you're punching and you're kicking and you're shouting at me.
I'm relying on your common decency.
So far it hasn't surfaced, but I'm sure it exists.
It just takes a while to travel from your head to your fist."


~ Depeche Mode, People are People

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« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2008, 01:11:27 am »

I don't know I have to admit I really like Simeon's
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« Reply #9 on: June 11, 2008, 08:09:48 am »

You're out!!!
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« Reply #10 on: June 11, 2008, 10:22:05 am »

I just keep seeing the same two....
1.) And I cast thy evil Empire out of your Body....Be Gone...Be Gone ..I say...

2.) That's for taking the Last donut,and Not sharing you Cappaccino with me,and that's for last Thursday
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