Two rants: Recession and Massachusetts

[Sunstroke]

Jtex, you need to shut your hole, because I believe I speak for the extreme majority of the people on this board when I say I'm tired of hearing your shit. 

You should NEVER EVER presume to speak for anyone other than yourself...and I believe I speak for everyone else when I say this.

[Defense54]

Jtex, you need to shut your hole, because I believe I speak for the extreme majority of the people on this board when I say I'm tired of hearing your shit. 

Please don't ever ever assume what I think bro..........that said ........I agree 100% with you. 

[run_to_win]

I like jtex's non-feel good posts in the off-topic forum ... even when I hate them. 

[YoFuggedaboutit]

I like jtex's non-feel good posts in the off-topic forum ... even when I hate them. 

I used to as well.  After all, that's part of his charm and personality.  But he's lost all respect from me ever since he ranted on me posting a link that had nothing to do with him. 

http://www.thedolphinsmakemecry.com/forums/index.php?topic=10788.0

[Brian Fein]

I used to as well.  After all, that's part of his charm and personality.  But he's lost all respect from me ever since he ranted on me posting a link that had nothing to do with him. 

http://www.thedolphinsmakemecry.com/forums/index.php?topic=10788.0

Do you guys just breed drama?  Shit...

[BoSoxGrl]

You know, this has really been bothering me so everyone enjoy...except Joe.  You can eat a dick.

Rant:  Joe Tex
1.  Just because you're not proud of where you come from doesn't mean that other people can't be.  I would also like to point out for the record, that you spent a significant part of your childhood living in Fall River, MA.
2.  One of those "Loud mouthed assholes"  has ensured the following:
   a.  You had your first Christmas/Thanksgiving in years complete with me waking up at 6 AM to get a turkey in the oven after it had been brining for 48 hours AND spending 3 days decorating the apartment.
   b.  You had a birthday party (which another loud moth asshole drove about an hour to attend when she probably should have been resting for her surgery)  complete with NY Giants Themed decor right down to red and blue toothpicks.
   c.  There is a hot meal waiting for you almost every night when you come back from school/running/moping in your room...and on top of that, you bitch about it in your "best" Gordon Ramsay voice calling it rubbish when you should be saying "Thanks Katie."
   d.  And speaking of Gordon Ramsay, you think Fau would have come up with the idea on his own to take you to his restaurant on his own because you're his biggest fan.? PLEASE.   By the way, that shit wasn't cheap and you couldn't even suck it up on his birthday less then a month later and come out to a lousy Chinese place to help him celebrate.  Real fucking nice.
3.   You have never EVER once said thank you to the aforementioned
4.  You threaten to kill my cat (who weights approximately 5 pounds and is the best cat EVER) on a daily basis for simply being a cat.  He spills WATER which doesn't stain anything BTW and you scream at him like he just knocked over an irreplaceable piece of history or pissed on your bed (which I should train him to do).
5.  Fuck you.  Next time you rant about a generalized population, don't forget to take the time and think about who you're talking about.

And on a personal note, your little attempt at humor is the most offended I have ever been by someone who is as close to my family as you can get.  Next time you wonder why you don't have a girlfriend, take a long, hard look at how you treat the people that have done nothing but look out for you and get back to me.

I will now resume my day knowing that I am nothing more then a loud mouthed, drunken asshole who doesn't know how to shut the fuck up in my hoodie and stupid accent.

[Sunstroke]

^^^ I <heart> BoSoxGrl

On #4... If a roommate ever went road rage on one of my pets, I wouldn't take it very well at all.

[MaineDolFan]

^
This actually happened to me.  I love animals and grew up with cats and a dog.  I was 21, living in my own place and found an abandoned Maine Coon kitten.  She was adorable.  Anyway, a friend needed a place to live and I had a two bedroom apartment so I took him in.  He was one of those people that 'hated' cats and was very mean to her. One day I came home in time to watch him literally kick her out of the way as he walked to the fridge.

The next actions on my part are a bit of a blur, but I do remember my heel flying out and connecting with his nose and breaking it.  As he packed his belongings (and bled) I calmly explained to him that my cat couldn't kick him back.  So I did it for her.

[DolFan619]

You know, this has really been bothering me so everyone enjoy...except Joe.  You can eat a dick.

Rant:  Joe Tex
1.  Just because you're not proud of where you come from doesn't mean that other people can't be.  I would also like to point out for the record, that you spent a significant part of your childhood living in Fall River, MA.
2.  One of those "Loud mouthed assholes"  has ensured the following:
   a.  You had your first Christmas/Thanksgiving in years complete with me waking up at 6 AM to get a turkey in the oven after it had been brining for 48 hours AND spending 3 days decorating the apartment.
   b.  You had a birthday party (which another loud moth asshole drove about an hour to attend when she probably should have been resting for her surgery)  complete with NY Giants Themed decor right down to red and blue toothpicks.
   c.  There is a hot meal waiting for you almost every night when you come back from school/running/moping in your room...and on top of that, you bitch about it in your "best" Gordon Ramsay voice calling it rubbish when you should be saying "Thanks Katie."
   d.  And speaking of Gordon Ramsay, you think Fau would have come up with the idea on his own to take you to his restaurant on his own because you're his biggest fan.? PLEASE.   By the way, that shit wasn't cheap and you couldn't even suck it up on his birthday less then a month later and come out to a lousy Chinese place to help him celebrate.  Real fucking nice.
3.   You have never EVER once said thank you to the aforementioned
4.  You threaten to kill my cat (who weights approximately 5 pounds and is the best cat EVER) on a daily basis for simply being a cat.  He spills WATER which doesn't stain anything BTW and you scream at him like he just knocked over an irreplaceable piece of history or pissed on your bed (which I should train him to do).
5.  Fuck you.  Next time you rant about a generalized population, don't forget to take the time and think about who you're talking about.

And on a personal note, your little attempt at humor is the most offended I have ever been by someone who is as close to my family as you can get.  Next time you wonder why you don't have a girlfriend, take a long, hard look at how you treat the people that have done nothing but look out for you and get back to me.

I will now resume my day knowing that I am nothing more then a loud mouthed, drunken asshole who doesn't know how to shut the fuck up in my hoodie and stupid accent.

  Damn....  Somebody just got owned.

[bsfins]

***hijack****

I'd like to submit my application for the "Little Bro " position for Kate and Fau....

I'll even submit a foreign exchange student application,as I am from the foreign country of So Mo...

I hardly talk to my siblings let alone them do things for me....I'm jealous as all hell...

***End Hijackage ****

And we thank you for yer support....

[Buddhagirl]

Joe just got pwned!!!!!

[BoSoxGrl]

***hijack****

I'd like to submit my application for the "Little Bro " position for Kate and Fau....

I'll even submit a foreign exchange student application,as I am from the foreign country of So Mo...

I hardly talk to my siblings let alone them do things for me....I'm jealous as all hell...

***End Hijackage ****

B,

FauKat Inc. has reviewed your application for "Little Bro."
We are pleased to offer you said position and require that you are only not a douche.

That is all.

Sincerely,
The Management

[bsfins]

Yipppeee..Thank you!...

[Sunstroke]

I'm not sure I've ever seen anyone disowned on a message board...and find it highly amusing in this format.

[MaineDolFan]

I think I speak for Sunstroke when I say this is awesome.

Sorry Jeff, have been dying to speak for you since I read an earlier comment to Tommy.