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« Reply #15 on: June 16, 2008, 02:39:10 pm »
Quote from: Buddhagirl on June 16, 2008, 01:29:14 pm
Is "playing Rock Band" code for do you like a porn star? I was once invited over to a guys house to "fix his computer" and wound up bent over a desk.


This is the best story Buddha has ever told.
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« Reply #16 on: June 16, 2008, 02:44:58 pm »
^^Now I am going to spend the rest of my afternoon with thoughts of Buddha bent over a desk.

And sink.


And car.


And farm animals.

Just bent over in general.

Damn you, Buddha.  Some of us are trying to work here! Wink
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« Reply #17 on: June 16, 2008, 03:10:21 pm »
Quote from: Phishfan on June 16, 2008, 02:39:10 pm
This is the best story Buddha has ever told.

Hey...I aim to please.   Wink

Sorry Maine.
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« Reply #18 on: June 16, 2008, 03:12:58 pm »

I'm telling some of you non-local guys the truth when I say that when it comes to Buddha, her hotness spans many physical/mental levels.

And to get it back on topic... I will NEVER get married, so no worries about my joining in the wild matrimonial rumpus that seems to be going around lately.
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« Reply #19 on: June 16, 2008, 03:45:29 pm »
My wife and I were both over 40 when we met.I was with my kids at the drive in movie and she was there with a girlfriend and her kids.I wasn't the least bit attracted to her but she said something in passing that stuck with me about how family was the most important thing.For some reason I couldn't get that outa my head.Well a month went by and I had figured that I would never see her again,when I was back at the drive in with my kids(a cheap way for dad to entertain them)when some stupid lady was sitting up her lawn chairs in front of my car,and it was her.We talked all night and exchanged phone numbers and spent the next month running my minutes into the ground(as much as I hate to talk on the phone!)The rest is,as they say,history.
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« Reply #20 on: June 16, 2008, 09:09:19 pm »
Ours was an arranged marriage. My family had to pay a dowry to her family of three chickens, two goats, a donkey, and a bail of hay.
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« Reply #21 on: June 16, 2008, 09:10:44 pm »
Quote from: Phishfan on June 16, 2008, 02:39:10 pm
This is the best story Buddha has ever told.

Technically, she hasn't told us the story yet. I'm patiently awaiting all the details. ALL. THE. DETAILS.  Wink  Cheesy
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« Reply #22 on: June 17, 2008, 06:28:43 am »
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Technically, she hasn't told us the story yet. I'm patiently awaiting all the details. ALL. THE. DETAILS.  Wink  Cheesy

Ha. There really aren't too many more details to it. I tried to fix a computer and wound up bent over a desk. It was like something out of a bad porn movie. I have far more interesting stories than that one.
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« Reply #23 on: June 17, 2008, 08:42:42 am »
Quote from: Philly Fin Fan on June 16, 2008, 09:10:44 pm
Technically, she hasn't told us the story yet. I'm patiently awaiting all the details. ALL. THE. DETAILS.  Wink  Cheesy

My imagination took over immediately. I may end out liking my version better so this was just fine.  Evil
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« Reply #24 on: June 17, 2008, 10:31:27 am »
Quote from: Buddhagirl on June 17, 2008, 06:28:43 am
Ha. There really aren't too many more details to it. I tried to fix a computer and wound up bent over a desk. It was like something out of a bad porn movie. I have far more interesting stories than that one.

I don't suppose you have much interest in a mixed race older married guy, do you?
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« Reply #25 on: June 17, 2008, 12:59:05 pm »
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I don't suppose you have much interest in a mixed race older married guy, do you?
Wink

I'm anti-married, but otherwise I am always taking applications to join my stable of men.   Wink
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« Reply #26 on: June 17, 2008, 02:01:20 pm »
I need a cold shower.

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« Reply #27 on: June 17, 2008, 02:37:34 pm »
Quote from: MaineDolFan on June 17, 2008, 02:01:20 pm
I need a cold shower.

I need a video feed to Buddha's computer room...that and some hand lotion.
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« Reply #28 on: June 18, 2008, 04:31:51 pm »
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I need a video feed to Buddha's computer room...

Heh, you know I did that to her once...  Before you joined Webcast1, I was testing our new webcam and broadcast Buddha at work over the internet.  Do you remember that Buddha?  Fun times!
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« Reply #29 on: June 18, 2008, 06:15:24 pm »
Quote from: Lee on June 18, 2008, 04:31:51 pm
Heh, you know I did that to her once...  Before you joined Webcast1, I was testing our new webcam and broadcast Buddha at work over the internet.  Do you remember that Buddha?  Fun times!

How can I forget? I felt violated.   Indifferent
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