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« on: June 23, 2008, 09:43:13 pm »

http://sports.espn.go.com/broadband/video/videopage?videoId=3458019&categoryId=2378529


Must see.
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« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2008, 09:57:33 pm »

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!  Wouldn't surprise me if the Lakers fouled Shaq hard this upcoming season. 

Brutally honest..... and tellin it like it is.  That's Shaq at the club for ya!!!
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« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2008, 12:57:07 am »

"Kobi, tell me how my ass tastes."

Right.



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« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2008, 06:27:18 am »

That shit was wack. I hope kobe takes the high road and dosen't respond to that fat POS. Kobe just needs to dunk on him next year.....and then make a rap asking........SHAQ tell me how my balls taste.
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« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2008, 09:54:58 am »

Classless.  I wouldn't expect anything less from that over-rated, and fat, POS.  Learn how to hit free throws and then spend time rapping.
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« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2008, 12:41:11 pm »

Sounds like there a few hardcore Lakers fans here.
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« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2008, 01:28:27 pm »

That shit was wack. I hope kobe takes the high road and dosen't respond to that fat POS. Kobe just needs to dunk on him next year.....and then make a rap asking........SHAQ tell me how my balls taste.

Ask yourself these two questions. 

1. Has Kobe won a title without Shaq? 

2. Has Shaq won a title without Kobe?

Nuff said. 
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« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2008, 02:10:18 pm »

1. No, but he was close and did it with considerably less talent.

2. Yes, but he wasn't the star of that team. Dwayne Wade and the officials were. Game 5 of the 2006 NBA Finals was almost as bad as Game 6 of the 2002 NBA Finals.

A better question would be, who has played better since leaving? Kobe has an MVP and multiple 70 point games. Shaq has been on the shelf half the time and was just dumped on Phoenix.

Both guys are assholes, but Kobe is better. Shaq is just a huge guy, he has no basketball skill.
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F$U sucks!!!!!!!


« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2008, 02:37:40 pm »

Ask yourself these two questions. 

1. Has Kobe won a title without Shaq? 

2. Has Shaq won a title without Kobe?

Nuff said. 

And that excuses him from being a complete asshole. We all know kobe ratted him out, that's nothing new.

Shaq better be kissing the ground Dwyane Wade walks on, because it was Wade not Fat Shaq who saved the heat. Erick Dampier for the first two games made shaq his bitch. It wasn't until Alonzo Mourning brought his physical, intense style and defensive presence along with James Posey and Udonis Haslem getting physical with Nowitizki did the series reverse into the heat's favor.

Shaq did nothing that series.

Shaq is an irrelevant fat POS who still holds a grudge against the lakers for choosing the best player in the world over him. He couldn't get over the fact that kobe won the MVP and Kobe's team was in the finals. Fat Shaq played with two other All- stars out in Phoenix and he couldn't get them out of the first round.

I'm not lakers fan, but trust me Kobe's time is coming when he'll get his ring without the lazy bum.

For him to call out Kareem Abdul Jabaar proves the guy is an idiot. Hey Fat Shaq, while Kobe was playing in the finals.......he wanted to know......tell me how ya couch taste?
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« Reply #9 on: June 24, 2008, 03:03:48 pm »

It kills me that Shaq blames Kobe for his ruined marriage.  A couple things here, big fella.  Follow closely.

1 - do not cheat on your wife. 
2 - if you do cheat on your wife do not tell anyone.  Loose lips sink ships.

If you cheated on your wife - ya got no one to blame but your own fat rear end.  If you cheated on your wife and then told someone about it...well, that's just plain ignorant.

Marriage fell apart due to cheating?  Don't blame anyone but yourself.
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« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2008, 03:05:48 pm »


I just wish they'd stop playing this crap on every sports broadcast...

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« Reply #11 on: June 24, 2008, 06:29:58 pm »

I just wish they'd stop playing this crap on every sports broadcast...



QFT. I am staying off ESPN or anything sports related the rst of the night.
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« Reply #12 on: June 24, 2008, 06:39:45 pm »

Like everything else in the media, this is being blown way out of proportion.
Shaq was just freestylin. I'm not saying he's any good at it, CUZ HES NOT, but at least it was funny when he got the crowd into it at the end.
This is the equivalent in the black community to a roast. No harm no foul. So the fact that he's fat & overrated while true are moot points its all in jest. This coming from a Heat fan who is glad Riley found an emergency line & a very gullible Kerr to get rid of that contract.
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« Reply #13 on: June 24, 2008, 08:00:02 pm »

Even in fun, he's a high profile guy and this stuff gets noticed. Goodbye Police Dept.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news?slug=ap-shaq-kobe-rap&prov=ap&type=lgns
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« Reply #14 on: June 25, 2008, 09:59:40 am »

Shaq is a punk.  What a cocky ass.  And he's a shitty freestyle rapper too.
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