My name is Tommy, and I'm running for administrator!!!!

[YoFuggedaboutit]

I helped build this site thread by thread, post by post, and it's time for change.  Dave Gray just doesn't get it.  After two years of locked threads, commie mods, and no ROD members, we just can't afford more of the same.   

I'm Tommy, candidate for site administrator and I approve this message. 

[Frimp]

Sure Dave created the site, and we all appreciate it but Al Gore invented the internet. Is he president? Hmmmmm?

 

[Sunstroke]

The rules do state that you can have more than one nominee for the 2008 Lamest Thread of the Year awards...so I suppose I can see a reason this thread exists.

[Jim Gray]

The rules do state that you can have more than one nominee for the 2008 Lamest Thread of the Year awards...so I suppose I can see a reason this thread exists.

Can it be nominated in more than one category?  I'd like to see it recognized for the "best attempt at draining every ounce of humor out of someone else's idea through pointless repetition" award.

[Frimp]

I'm partially to blame for this. I PMed Brian, and he said that he wasn't interested in doing a mock election, and suggested that I get Tommy to run against Dave. I then sent a PM to Tommy suggesting that he do it.

[Sunstroke]

Can it be nominated in more than one category?  I'd like to see it recognized for the "best attempt to draining every ounce of humor out of someone else's idea through pointless repetition" award.

Tommy's already received the lifetime achievement award in that area, so he shouldn't be allowed to win in that category any more...it just really isn't fair to the other unoriginal humorless schleps.

[Dolphin-UK]

Can it be nominated in more than one category?  I'd like to see it recognized for the "best attempt to draining every ounce of humor out of someone else's idea through pointless repetition" award.

If I were to start a thread with this in the title, would that be taking the irony to a totally new level....or worse what if Tommy himself were to start that thread, I'd get confused at the paradoxic nature of the irony and attempted humour and probably self destruct while trying to figure it out.

Frimp, don't feel too bad, you can take a horse to water but you can't make it drink, unfortunately for you the horse was taken to an exceedingly large pool of water and happened to have a throat like Ghandis flip flop.  He just can't lap up enough of that refeshing post whoredom!

[Guru-In-Vegas]

Tommy's already received the lifetime achievement award in that area, so he shouldn't be allowed to win in that category any more...it just really isn't fair to the other unoriginal humorless schleps.

L O FREAKING L !!!

I'm sore as hell from the gym and laughing doesn't exactly feel good right now.  But thank you Stroke.  Holy shit. . .       ( OW )

[Jim Gray]

If I were to start a thread with this in the title, would that be taking the irony to a totally new level....or worse what if Tommy himself were to start that thread, I'd get confused at the paradoxic nature of the irony and attempted humour and probably self destruct while trying to figure it out.

I didn't want to encourage Tommy by introducing the "Python factor", where the heavy handed repetition of an inane joke is the joke.   

1st time - kind of funny
2nd through 5th time - not funny
6th through 20th time - hugely f-ing annoying
21st time - funny again

I have to admit, if Tommy created 20 variations of the Maine's Cock and Mrs. Tommy's Pussy thread, I'd probably laugh at the 20th, then I'd have him banned.

[fyo]

Not sure where to say this, but damn does this board run amok on a bye week. Funny as hell, but there are more weird posts and threads around the time of the bye week than the rest of the year combined. Now all we need is Sponge making a surprise return (oh, wait, he did that a few weeks ago, right?)

[Frimp]

Not sure where to say this, but damn does this board run amok on a bye week. Funny as hell, but there are more weird posts and threads around the time of the bye week than the rest of the year combined. Now all we need is Sponge making a surprise return (oh, wait, he did that a few weeks ago, right?)

I painted my house neon green, and decorated the schrubs with spaghetti, and hung meatballs on the branches like Christmas ornaments.

[Defense54]

The rules do state that you can have more than one nominee for the 2008 Lamest Thread of the Year awards...so I suppose I can see a reason this thread exists.

Until one of the Commie Mods locks it........VOTE FOR TOMMY!! 

[pintofguinness14]

I want Tommy to be Sponge Bob so bad it hurts.

[Pats2006]

Fuck Tommy (and his other cloned names) I am voting for Denver!

Vote for Denver!! Even a prison bitch can be a better adminstrator then Tommy!!!

I'm Pats2006 (not the clone), and I approve this message.

 

[Tenshot13]

^So does that make you the prison bitch's bitch?