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« on: October 30, 2008, 11:47:22 am »

Many of you are convinced that he's a Socialist-terrorist-Marxist-racist-Communist-Anti-American-Muslim.  So, instead of running around like Chicken Little, trying to scare everyone into voting for the other guy, why not put some actual predictions about what you think will happen if he's elected?

Do you think he's going to turn the nukes towards us?
Is he the anti-Christ, and will battle God here on Earth, bringing about the Rapture?
Will he destroy Israel?
Will the economy full farther into ruin?
Will gays take over?
Will he put Jeremiah Wright on the $1 bill?

Seriously.  I'd like to know what you guys are so afraid of.
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« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2008, 11:51:10 am »


I predict that we'll have a new president for the talk shows to poke fun of.

I also predict that not much else will change...


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« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2008, 11:54:08 am »

I predict that we'll have a new president for the talk shows to poke fun of.

I also predict that not much else will change...

I have to disagree with your second statement.  There will be change.  Obama will be either the next Franklin D Roosevelt, or the next Herbert Hoover. 
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« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2008, 11:55:10 am »

Tina Fey will lose a gig on SNL. 
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« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2008, 11:55:42 am »

I think the White House will be painted black.
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« Reply #5 on: October 30, 2008, 12:04:31 pm »

Is he the anti-Christ, and will battle God here on Earth, bringing about the Rapture?
From one of those emails that annoying people forward you.

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How long is the beast allowed to have authority in Revelations?

Revelations Chapter 13 tells us it is 42 months, and you know what that is.
Almost a four-year term of a Presidency.

All I can say is "Lord, Have mercy on us!"
 
According to The Book of Revelations the anti-Christ is:  The anti-Christ will
be a man, in his 40's, of MUSLIM descent, who will deceive the nations with
persuasive language, and have a MASSIVE Christ-like appeal....the prophecy says
that people will flock to him and he will promise false hope and world peace,
and when he is in power, will destroy everything..
Do we recognize this description??

I STRONGLY URGE each one of you to post this as many times as
you can!  Each opportunity that you have to send it to a friend or media outlet..do it!
I refuse to take a chance on this unknown candidate who came out of nowhere.



From: Dr. John Tisdale 

Dear Friends,
 
As I was listening to a news program last night, I watched in horror as Barack Obama made the statement with pride. . ."we are no longer a Christian nation; we are now a nation of Christians, Jews, Muslims, Buddhists, . . .."  As with so many other statements I've heard him (and his wife) make, I never thought I'd see the day that I'd hear something like that from a presidential candidate in this nation.  To think our forefathers fought and died for the right for our nation to be a Christian nation--and to have this man say with pride that we are no longer that.  How far this nation has come from what our founding fathers intended it to be.

I hope that each of you will do what I'm doing now--send your concerns, written simply and sincerely, to the Christians on your email list.  With God's help, and He is still in control of this nation and all else, we can show this man and the world in November that we are, indeed, still a Christian nation!

Please pray for our nation!

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« Reply #6 on: October 30, 2008, 12:07:54 pm »

Will he destroy Israel?  He will not directly destroy Israel but he may not support Israel either.

Will the economy full farther into ruin?  Yes.
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« Reply #7 on: October 30, 2008, 12:08:29 pm »

From one of those emails that annoying people forward you.

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As I was listening to a news program last night, I watched in horror as Barack Obama made the statement with pride. . ."we are no longer a Christian nation; we are now a nation of Christians, Jews, Muslims, Buddhists, . . .."  As with so many other statements I've heard him (and his wife) make, I never thought I'd see the day that I'd hear something like that from a presidential candidate in this nation.  To think our forefathers fought and died for the right for our nation to be a Christian nation--and to have this man say with pride that we are no longer that.

I think we found it.  They fear tolerance towards others.  OMG not that!
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« Reply #8 on: October 30, 2008, 12:08:42 pm »

On a tangent: I think I've done a pretty good job of stopping stupid spam.  I've consistently responded to stupid crap like and shamed those that sent it.  However, I've never gotten anything this bad.
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« Reply #9 on: October 30, 2008, 12:12:09 pm »

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Do you think he's going to turn the nukes towards us?
Is he the anti-Christ, and will battle God here on Earth, bringing about the Rapture?
Will he destroy Israel?
Will the economy full farther into ruin?
Will gays take over?
Will he put Jeremiah Wright on the $1 bill?

All of the above
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« Reply #10 on: October 30, 2008, 12:13:04 pm »

I'll make Sargent , get a raise and have to pay more taxes for my accomplishment.  All the buisness's I go to will be forced to charge me more money becuase of the higher Taxes. I might have to move to England to pay lower Taxes then they do to the Queen.
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« Reply #11 on: October 30, 2008, 12:13:46 pm »

1) Israel will attack Iran's nuclear facilities prior to Obama's inauguration to defend themselves.  The Arab world will be horrified in public but happy in the privacy of home because once Obama takes office it gives way to a full scale attack on Israel .. and we we stand by and do nothing as Biden has warned.  This will start the first and probably last nuke war.

2) Expect terrorism to start back up in the US as it is in Europe. 

3)We will drop our military spending by 25% so that our military will fall behind other nations.

4) Russia will expand it's territories

5) more liberal judges will be appointed to the Supreme Court making way for young girls to get abortions without consent, allowing gays to be married and opening up decency and moral laws from every state that has them.

6) Abortions will rise as will sexual diseases. There will also be by a rise in crime.

7) Conservative talk radio will cease

Cool Terrorists will eat dinner in the White House. 






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« Reply #12 on: October 30, 2008, 12:21:31 pm »

^^

After conservative radio is blotted out, all the Democrats will cheer, saying that it is a great day for the US and freedom of speech. Then, they will come after other things that the Dems might actually like.

(Before some of you say that I'm just being ridiculous, Obama and Pelosi both have said that they are for the fairness doctrine)
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« Reply #13 on: October 30, 2008, 12:22:00 pm »

1) Israel will attack Iran's nuclear facilities prior to Obama's inauguration to defend themselves.  The Arab world will be horrified in public but happy in the privacy of home because once Obama takes office it gives way to a full scale attack on Israel .. and we we stand by and do nothing as Biden has warned.  This will start the first and probably last nuke war.

2) Expect terrorism to start back up in the US as it is in Europe. 

3)We will drop our military spending by 25% so that our military will fall behind other nations.

4) Russia will expand it's territories

5) more liberal judges will be appointed to the Supreme Court making way for young girls to get abortions without consent, allowing gays to be married and opening up decency and moral laws from every state that has them.

6) Abortions will rise as will sexual diseases. There will also be by a rise in crime.

7) Conservative talk radio will cease

Cool Terrorists will eat dinner in the White House. 








Will anyone have Cigar sex with fat chicks in the oval office?  Roll Eyes

Seriously........Do you really thing Obama will be that much of a push over wordwide? I think he's lying about the Tax thing , but he never struck me as a pushover. Bill and Al were pussies. I'm still glad we had GW over Gore in 2000........but what proof do you have that militarly Obama will not act?
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« Reply #14 on: October 30, 2008, 12:26:12 pm »

^^

He did say that he would reduce our military. We might not be able to act if something like an attack on Israel were to happen.

Also, if you think gas prices were high before, think about what would happen if Israel attacked Iran. And, I'd bet money that if Obama wins, they will attack Iran before he takes office.
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