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« on: December 04, 2008, 06:22:05 am »
I dunno how or why, but this came to me while i was watching "Football in the Groin" from the Simpsons, on Youtube. This should be pretty interesting.

If there was one person on this earth, that you could kick, beautifully, squarely, in the balls (or the vadge), for your own reasons - who would it be, and why?

I think everyone'll look at this a bit differently, some will go for ex-girlfriends/boyfriends/bosses, some will be sport related, political, or whatever....

Who'd it be?

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« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2008, 06:32:18 am »
Oh man easy, my ex boss Emilio. I wouldn't cross the street to piss on that MF'ER if he were on fire. I'd work my legs out for 2 months straight so I can pull a Morten Anderson on his balls in hopes that it would turn his shit into pure liquid inside that sack. 
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« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2008, 08:54:14 am »
I'd probably go back in time and kick myself right before some of the dumber things I've done.
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« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2008, 08:58:29 am »
I still have not been able to limit myself down to one person.
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« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2008, 09:00:36 am »
^^^^^

Me  either.
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« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2008, 09:23:04 am »
Quote from: Phishfan on December 05, 2008, 08:58:29 am
I still have not been able to limit myself down to one person.

That's where I'm at. There are several.
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« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2008, 10:15:23 am »
I honestly cannot think of a single individual that I know or have known personally, that I would want to give a swift kick in the nuts.

Not sure what that means...

(I did select "does not hold a grudge" in the super villian thing...)
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« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2008, 12:17:50 pm »
^^^
Agreed. I just do not hold grudges life's too short for that shit!!!!
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« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2008, 12:45:27 pm »
The idiot at lunch that just ran a red light, almost hit me and then flipped me off like I did something wrong by going when my light turned green.

Other than that - if someone upsets you to the point where you are that mad at them...you're wasting precious energy.  Let it go, life's too short.
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« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2008, 01:04:44 pm »
Tommy  Wink
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« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2008, 03:24:08 pm »
That douche that wears a hoodie on the sidelines at Patriot games.
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« Reply #11 on: December 05, 2008, 05:31:02 pm »
Everyone who waves a flag and is all for going to war, then sits back and lets others do the fighting.
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« Reply #12 on: December 05, 2008, 09:03:46 pm »
Quote from: pintofguinness14 on December 05, 2008, 01:04:44 pm
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Had to bring up names eh?  You know I wanna do a lot more to you than just kick you in the balls.   
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« Reply #13 on: December 05, 2008, 09:27:36 pm »
Quote from: Tommy on December 05, 2008, 09:03:46 pm
Had to bring up names eh?  You know I wanna do a lot more to you than just kick you in the balls.  

Sounds kinky  Shocked
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« Reply #14 on: December 05, 2008, 10:39:35 pm »

Any random Cowboys fan I might run into while walking down the street...
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